💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
It's a real mystery why these idiots never get more then 50 viewers.
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Well they either get the income of 50 viewers or none of the income of all 200 viewers going to Rackets channel.
Potatoherder said:
I am failing to see why he would pick Kayla. Any indications his trust fund has a morality cause that he can't get divorced? Would all the money just skip Nick and go to the kids? From the way he acts Nick actually loves April as opposed to being in love with the idea of Kayla.
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He became a trust beneficiary after they got married with no prenup. I'm no lawyer and I don't understand trusts but I imagine there's an argument to be had that Kayla gets a piece of that trust payout in such circumstances.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
Legos aside, I genuinely don’t remember this particular chat Nick sent to Pedoton - my life doesn’t revolve around Nick, thankfully - but our heroine @elb saved it.

Nick chatting about Aaron’s daughter, name redacted. I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO HANG ON THE WALL.

Someone get the woodchipper for this faggot ASAP. Yes, I’m MATI.View attachment 8258795
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In an ideal society Nick would be shot dead by the government for saying that
 
Song update/final version?



Oh, we'll be flying on the mountain
we'll be slushing through the blow
unless we happen to miscount, and...
crash out wasted in the snow.

Yeah, but it's not so risky as they say;
Damn that unsolicited advice.
My word is better than a doctor's any day,
and I say keep on that ice!

...

Once we're done, we can build a snowman;
we could pack him up real high.
He'll look just like her old balldo-man,
but without the glassy eyes...

Well, I've got no hat to bring him to life,
but we could share a flask of whisky,
oh yeah and if he has a hot snow-wife,
I might just find myself gettin' frisky!

...

Shivering with white fingers and nose,
Uncle Aaron might think us quite the sight,
but he'll greet us with warm Spaghetti-O's,
...and it will be a true delight...
[Aaron, Male spoken, entreating]
"Hey Nick, come join me and lady Rackets in the jacuzzi."

[Lady Rackets, Female spoken, beseaching]
"Yeah Nick, come join us!"

[Nick, Male speaking, declining]
"No can do, I promised our little girl I'd take her skiin'!"

[Nick male, singing chorus]
Oh, I'm going skiing with my daughter;
we're gonna hit the slopes...
I've got a nose for powder,
and I'm showing her the ropes...
...

[Nick, Male singing verse]
She's been bugging me for days,
she's been bouncing off the walls.
I've got to get her out' this place
and into those fresh snowfalls.

[Nick, Male singing verse]
While the others keep warm and cozy,
we'll be cutting up the ice...
With our cheeks all red and rosy,
skiing together is extra nice!

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Oh, I'm going skiing with my daughter,
we're gonna hit those slopes.
Yeah, I've got a nose for powder
and I'm showing her the ropes.
...
Oh, we'll be flying on the mountain
we'll be slushing through the blow
unless we happen to miscount, and...
crash out wasted in the snow.

Yeah, but it's not so risky as they say;
Damn'that unsolicited advice.
My word'is better than a doctor's any day,
and I say keep on that ice!

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Oh, I'm going skiing with my daughter,
we're gonna hit those slopes.
Yeah, I've got a nose for powder
and I'm showing her the ropes.
...

[Nick, Male singing verse]
Sure, you might say she's rather young,
but I know that she'll learn fast,
Though we've only just begun,
she's already having such a blast!

[Nick, Male singing verse]
We've got no worries on the snowdrift;
ain't nothing can bother us there,
exceptin' a delay for the ski-lift
or those pesky snowflakes in'our hair...

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Yeah, I'm going skiing with my daughter
we've gotta hit those slopes!
Me, I've got a nose for powder
and I'm showing her the ropes!

[Nick, Male singing verse]
Once we're done, we can build a snowman;
we could pack him up real high.
He'll look just like her old ball'dough-man,
but without the glassy eyes...

[Nick, Male singing verse]
Well, I've got no hat to bring'im'to life,
but we could share a flask of whisky,
oh yeah and if he has a hot snow-wife,
I might just find myself gettin' frisky!

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
I'm going skiing with my daughter;
we love to hit the slopes!
Me, I've got a nose for powder
and I'm showing her the ropes!

[Tempo Drop]

[Nick, Male singing verse]
Shivering with white fingers and nose,
Uncle Aaron might think us quite the sight,
but he'll greet us with warm Spaghetti-O's,
...and it will be a true delight...

[Nick, Male singing verse]
Yeah and when I'm back in the Qover...
I might find it hard to sleep...
but soon I'll be dreaming of another:
daddy-daughter skiing trip!

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Oh, I'm going skiing with my daughter!
we're gonna hit those slopes!
I've got a nose for powder,
and I'm showing her the ropes!

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Yeah, I'm going skiing with my daughter!
we've gotta hit those slopes!
Oh, I've got that nose for powder
and I can't wait to show her the ropes!

[Ramp up]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
Oh yeah yeah, I'm going skiing with my daughter!
we've really just gotta hit those slopes!
I've got that big bright nose for powder
and you know I have to show her the ropes


[Tempo Drop]

[Nick, Male singing chorus]
I'm going skiing with my daughter!
we're gonna hit those slopes!
I've got a nose for powder,
and I'm showing her the ropes!

...

[Nick, Male spoken]
"Boy, have I got a nose for powder..."

Thank you to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @StarTrak for lyrics and suggestions.
 
Game over, that dumb janny in the lower right just woke up. 🧹🧹🧹





 
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Tried to tune into the broadcast and the bitch in the lower right is just talking over people with the most annoying voice. Have to wait for the summaries.

SHES UGLY
 
Captain Manning said:
Who the fuck is the bitch in the lower right making all the dumb expressions? Just looking at her pisses me off for some reason.
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She isn't even doing any Legos and seems to function as a sort of welcome wagon or pep squad for the chat. Just look at how much gushing affirmation she would give every superchatter way back before she got some shower texts to shut it down:

 
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Potatoherder said:
I am failing to see why he would pick Kayla. Any indications his trust fund has a morality cause that he can't get divorced? Would all the money just skip Nick and go to the kids? From the way he acts Nick actually loves April as opposed to being in love with the idea of Kayla.
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Same reason he still tells people that he's monogamous, that Kayla was a virgin and has only had sex with him, that his daughter didn't test positive for coke, that his kids were wrongfully removed, that they were returned in record time once they realized their mistake, that he is religious, that he's not an addict, that coke doesn't affect him the way it affects addicts, etc, etc.

He's very self-conscious about being accused of a moral failing. When Kurt drew the line, he went after what he perceived as Kurts moral failings. Kurt is somehow a pedo for talking about 18 y/os. Meanwhile, when he thought it made him look cool, Nick told stories about paying 18 y/o strippers with cocaine to stroke him in the backroom. He attacked Aaron for revenge porn while claiming Aaron didn't fuck Kayla. When people went after Nick for fucking April while he was married he compared himself to David and Jesus. And finally, using drugs is fun, not bad. He still doesn't realize that he has made nothing of his life. No accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, mid-40s. His biggest accomplishments right now are playing lawyer dress-up day for youtube.

tl[dr - Nick is all about image over substance. "magic words" over competence. Even he couldn't "it's not true" the "You divorced your wife and 5 kids so you could do drugs and fuck the 20 something ex-wife of your former friend." He didn't want to have to fight that image of himself. Nick believes these lies and so does his "5k local gifts" balldo guards.
 
CoomerTine said:
Sad there aren’t more troll chats, seems like most of them don’t care or don’t even know
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Finally the sweepers let one all the way through:



Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Given her preferences, Kayla’s probably more of a Sisko girl.
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Finally all the favorite captain speculation gets confirmation tonight, as Kayla's first chance to monopolize the conversation jumps straight to the most predictable topic imaginable:



Siskoed.webp
 
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