Pop Culture Paganism - Hail Robert E. Lee Erryday

[cuddle striker]

some content.
moon water: better than a bleach enema

 

[Stress Sigh]

some content.
moon water: better than a bleach enema

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There needs to be some kind of occult Godwin's Law that states "The more women join a magic/occult movement the more likely they'll make it about their vaginas or periods." (Sometimes they refer moon water as period blood or water mixed with period blood.)

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

I knew a brony fag that wanted to astral project himself to Equestria. He also wanted me to help him make a wand and moon water too.

 

[BurningPewter]

"The more women join a magic/occult movement the more likely they'll make it about their vaginas or periods." (Sometimes they refer moon water as period blood or water mixed with period blood.)

that was in the pre-trans days

 

[cuddle striker]

that was in the pre-trans days

yep, since the paleolithic, women have used their uterus to tell time, figure out astronomy, and make moon water.

these days it's considered bad because it's not inclusive to women who don't bleed (who never cared before) and trans women (who really wouldn't want it if it was offered to them)

There needs to be some kind of occult Godwin's Law that states "The more women join a magic/occult movement the more likely they'll make it about their vaginas or periods." (Sometimes they refer moon water as period blood or water mixed with period blood.)

the flip side is that the more men are involved, the more nudity will be required for group rituals.

 

[friedshrimp]

There, i got my icon ready. Now where's the nearest noid church for me to pilgrimage to.

 

[Stress Sigh]

There, i got my icon ready. Now where's the nearest noid church for me to pilgrimage to.

At the local cardboard factory where Dominoes gets their boxes and crust.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

You fools. Only the Little Caesars mascot can provide you with the one true salvation.

 

[Stress Sigh]

You fools. Only the Little Caesars mascot can provide you with the one true salvation.

Fuck off Mac Tonight is the only one that can take us to McPlanet.

 

[BurningPewter]

Sonic is the prophet, Tails is the priest. The deity is the formless energy that created the Green Hill Zone etc. I believe the voice which sings "Sega" is the audio manifestation of the deity. Robotnik represents corruption of those who do not follow the deity's ways.

 

[Jacquetta]

You fools. Only the Little Caesars mascot can provide you with the one true salvation.

Based on the state Detroit's in, I'd say you're following a false prophet, my friend.

i am so sorry it was too easy.

 

[TiggerNits]

Imagine nerds bawling their eyes out in a shitty single wide trailer int he Carolina heat as they bow their head and listen to a more industrious nerd in a body suit and body armor preach to them about the strength of spirit that comes with accepting Solid Snake in to your life while a chip tune rendition of Snake Eater blares on their PA system

Makes you chuckle and nod your head dismissively

 

[Breadkin]

But do you worship the movie or the BOOK?

 

[GrandTheftAutism]

This thread, I can't even...

Wait a second, I can even.

Wiccan reporting in (you on page 1 with your anti-Wiccan sentiments, go fuck yourself). Let me tell you, this kind of pop-culture cultism is not 'pagan' in the modern sense, at all. In Neopagan communities we have a name for people like this: fluffy bunnies. Wikipedia even has an article on the term(1). The pop-culture worship this thread describes is more akin to that group in Russia who worships Gadget Hackwrench(2). Calling this 'paganism', or even equating it to same, is insulting.

Not at all surprised about the Princess Celestia worship, though, I saw that coming years ago.





1. Wikipedia. Fluffy bunny (Wicca) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_bunny_(Wicca)
2. Smitelli, Scott. Russian Cult Worships Gadget from Rescue Rangers? The Mary Sue, August 18th, 2010 https://www.themarysue.com/gadget-rescue-rangers-cult/

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm really surprised the religion for Twitch plays Pokemon hasn't shown up yet. It has it's myths, religious figures, false prophets, fan art... I mean religious holy texts.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

This thread, I can't even...

Wait a second, I can even.

Wiccan reporting in (you on page 1 with your anti-Wiccan sentiments, go fuck yourself). Let me tell you, this kind of pop-culture cultism is not 'pagan' in the modern sense, at all. In Neopagan communities we have a name for people like this: fluffy bunnies. Wikipedia even has an article on the term(1). The pop-culture worship this thread describes is more akin to that group in Russia who worships Gadget Hackwrench(2). Calling this 'paganism', or even equating it to same, is insulting.

Not at all surprised about the Princess Celestia worship, though, I saw that coming years ago.





1. Wikipedia. Fluffy bunny (Wicca) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_bunny_(Wicca)
2. Smitelli, Scott. Russian Cult Worships Gadget from Rescue Rangers? The Mary Sue, August 18th, 2010 https://www.themarysue.com/gadget-rescue-rangers-cult/

Wiccans and PC paganism are pretty much on the same level. Wiccans are the definition of "fluffy bunny paganism" and most here are familiar with the term.

Actually, "fluffy bunny Wicca" is in fact the more common version of that phrase if that tells you anything. In any case, very few hard polytheists (the actual religious people in those communities, such as some Hellenists or some Creideamh Si folks) would apply the word "pagan" to themselves anyway, being that they're not retarded.

Regardless, I see you're new! Welcome, and remember, have fun! If this offends you, well, you should see what KF thinks of my or @Ntwadumela's religions.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I have a rule at my gaming table: no discussion of religion (exceptions exist but are few). With how quickly this thread turned into a retarded pissing match, I'm feeling a bit of validation with that rule.

Seriously, we're here to laugh at people who want Harry Potter to enter their lives and teach them magic by praying to him, not to debate the finer points of deity worship or Wicca or what-the-fuck-ever.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I have a rule at my gaming table: no discussion of religion (exceptions exist but are few). With how quickly this thread turned into a exceptional pissing match, I'm feeling a bit of validation with that rule.

Seriously, we're here to laugh at people who want Harry Potter to enter their lives and teach them magic by praying to him, not to debate the finer points of deity worship or Wicca or what-the-fuck-ever.

It was the inevitable result of making a thread on a religious group. People are sensitive about it even when you skirt the edge of their beliefs. As a deeply religious person, leaving that behind when I walk out the door or get on the internet was a hard skill to learn. I knew the risks in any case, and definitely still think bringing this to you guys was worth it.

 

[The Fool]

Wiccan reporting in (you on page 1 with your anti-Wiccan sentiments, go fuck yourself). Let me tell you, this kind of pop-culture cultism is not 'pagan' in the modern sense, at all. In Neopagan communities we have a name for people like this: fluffy bunnies.

My religion is better than yours!

 

[GrandTheftAutism]

Wiccans and PC paganism are pretty much on the same level. Wiccans are the definition of "fluffy bunny paganism" and most here are familiar with the term.

Actually, "fluffy bunny Wicca" is in fact the more common version of that phrase if that tells you anything. In any case, very few hard polytheists (the actual religious people in those communities, such as some Hellenists or some Creideamh Si folks) would apply the word "pagan" to themselves anyway, being that they're not exceptional.

Regardless, I see you're new! Welcome, and remember, have fun! If this offends you, well, you should see what KF thinks of my or @Ntwadumela's religions.

I bet you think all Muslims are terrorists too.