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🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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BasedIfTrue
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A second plane has struck r/PizzaCakeSnark RIP
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100% this was only because Ellen threatened to go on extended hiatus because of PizzaCakeSnark. Reddit and censorship of criticism, the only duo more inseparable than Ellen and her hugbox.
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You'd better fuckin' pay your respects in video form. Will unsubscribe if not.
BasedIfTrue
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Yes milord
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I bet it was her husband recording
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Just another reason I'm glad for Kiwifarms.
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So...
I actually kinda contemptated posting this, because I don't really want her kids to find out this crap.
I saved this stuff for when Ellen really fucked up.
But, since that has happened, and I have all of the evidence, let's expose the secret side of Ellen.
(TLDR at the end)
TLDR
All of Ellen's Reddit, even if we ignore her constant sex jokes and such, seems to exist for the sole purpose of letting go of her exhibitionist urges, and she has used Reddit to sext with strangers (possibly even minors), as well as used her Patreon against the Community Guidelines for the purposes of distributing her and her husband's sex tapes, way before she started posting actual porn on her social medias. All of it is online, and all of it is eventually gonna get discovered by her kids. She is a sexual deviant and nothing more. All of her political content is just engagement bait for soy beta males to find her comics and donate to her Patreon.
Unrelated to the above, Ellen has also made a response regarding the ban of r/pizzacakesnark.
With shit she pulls on the regular, like stuff r/pizzacakesnark and I described regularly, and with the kind of sexual deviancy of hers, it's blatantly obvious who's in the wrong here. That would, however, require having a moral spine, something Ellen does not possess.
Not all hope is lost, however.
The mods of r/pizzacakesnark have confirmed the ban was automatic after a wave of reports by Brazillian Men.
If this gets resolved...the backlash might do her in. I already saw multiple Reddit posts talking about it.
Update: Longer post on this on r/pizzahurtingjuice, the temprary refuge for the people from this subreddit.
Two more posts on this.
I actually kinda contemptated posting this, because I don't really want her kids to find out this crap.
I saved this stuff for when Ellen really fucked up.
But, since that has happened, and I have all of the evidence, let's expose the secret side of Ellen.
(TLDR at the end)
The general assumption regarding Ellen is that she's a comic artist that gradually became an e whore.
Many people would use various kinds of evidence to imply that.
The most common way to do so would be to provide the dates of Ellen opening herself up via more and more risque posts.
It goes something like this.
Ellen's first comic was this one, posted on September 7th, 2021.
(archive)
Her first Patreon post, December 10, 2021.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first pinup, February 5, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first cosplay, April 25, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first topless cosplay, December 4, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first porn comic, January 24, 2023.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first topless drawing, February 5, 2023.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first full body nude drawing, March 9, 2023.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first actual nude, March 13, 2023.
Patreon deleted.
(kemono)
First full spread nudity though, July 2, 2023.
Patreon deleted.
(kemono)
First post sex drawing, July 21, 2023.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first porn comic with onscreen sex in it (Started August 8, 2023,
(archive)
(kemono)
albeit the first sex stuff was on September 15, 2023).
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first Onlyfans post, October 18, 2024.
(archive)
Her first splooge covered pussy pic, October 21, 2024.
(archive)
Her first masturbation pic, October 25, 2024.
(archive)
And, finally, her first masturbation video, November 24, 2024.
(archive)
However...what you need to understand is that...
See, Ellen was always like that.
Her comics were always just a ploy to sell porn.
To understand it, we need to go to a place I have only recently went on.
Simpcity.
See, SimpCity is a place ripe of, as the name suggests, simps, exchanging nudes of literally every single Onlyfans ethot one could think of.
This, of course, includes Ellen.
There are two threads I wanna touch on.
Now, these I can't really archive, mostly since it uses Kiwi Farm's infrastructure, so I will be sending you screenshots instead, No links to the individual comments, for my own sake.
The posts here present a very good picture of Ellen's actual followerbase, which she cultivates very well.
Young white single horny males, desperate for female attention.
Incels.
Later comments also talk a lot about WHY Ellen has the appeal she has.
It's not because she is hot, because she isn't, or because she has something unique. Her content is lazy AF. Even they admit it.
It's simply because Ellen pretends to be a comic artist, keeping her nudes secret, until you go into her Patreon to support her and see that she does porn as well.
She is betting on people who see her comics to go "oh, I like that person", or "oh, I agree with that person", or "oh, this person is the only person that understands me", or just people who seek validation, to then sub to her Patreon and Onlyfans on trust alone. She wants to guilt trip them/pity them into subbing to her. That's why she does the political ragebait, that's why she calls all men evil. She wants the men who follow her to go "I am not one of them, I actually support what she is saying!" and then sub to her.
Creme dela creme, however...
At some point in the thread, someone mentions a massager video.
Now, the thing about it is that Patreon does not actually allow pornographic material on their site.
It's why Ellen was banned from it that one time and why I mentioned some of the pics were deleted. I'd link to the snark subreddit post on it, but obviously I can't.
Because of this, the following messages are a bit concerning...
Now, all of this actually checks out.
Ya wanna know why?
We are already aware of Ellen going over Patreon's boundaries in the exact same way.
Prior to the bonus tier being created, she would occassionally post lists like these.
To buy any of this, just like detailed here, and via one DM of her that has been leaked on Kemono, you would have to DM her, ask for the available bonus tier pics, then donate the amount she asked for them on her ko-fi. You would then recieve your rewards on your email.
She blocked the availability to purchase these around the time she set up the bonus cake tier.
(archive)
(kemono)
The massager video, however, was not the full extent of the porn Ellen sold via this method.
There was more.
A sex video (clip from it in the vid I posted before) and a BJ video.
It was leaked by them sometime later (not giving you the direct link, besides, it is circulating on the internet and can be found if you just lookup "pizzacake BJ/sex").
However...this is not even the first time Ellen went beyond her usual boundaries and did stuff like this.
See...
Comments like this talk about how Ellen actually used to regularly sext with people on Reddit and exchange nudes.
She seems to have only dropped it after her bonus tier reopened. Maybe due to leaks, idk.
She actually brought it up in her bonus Q&A once.
The biggest problem?
Reddit is 13+.
Her comics at the time, hell, most of the regular comics of hers, are not even marked as NSFW. Even content that actively promotes her Onlyfans.
When you bring up why that's bad, she will just say "how dare you criticise adult work?"
But, again, considering she literally used to sext on Reddit with complete strangers, with the real possibility some of them were minors, it's no wonder!
Besides, we know of Ellen's voyeur cuckold site she has been active for for a long time prior to her joining Reddit. It really seems as if she only made that account to let go of her sexual urges she could nto satisfy during the pandemic and get money while she does it.
Many people would use various kinds of evidence to imply that.
The most common way to do so would be to provide the dates of Ellen opening herself up via more and more risque posts.
It goes something like this.
Ellen's first comic was this one, posted on September 7th, 2021.
(archive)
Her first Patreon post, December 10, 2021.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first pinup, February 5, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first cosplay, April 25, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first topless cosplay, December 4, 2022.
(archive)
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
(archive)
(kemono)
Her first topless drawing, February 5, 2023.
(archive)
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
(archive)
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Patreon deleted.
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Patreon deleted.
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
(archive)
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
(archive)
(kemono)
albeit the first sex stuff was on September 15, 2023).
(archive)
(kemono)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
(archive)
Her first splooge covered pussy pic, October 21, 2024.
(archive)
Her first masturbation pic, October 25, 2024.
(archive)
And, finally, her first masturbation video, November 24, 2024.
(archive)
However...what you need to understand is that...
See, Ellen was always like that.
Her comics were always just a ploy to sell porn.
To understand it, we need to go to a place I have only recently went on.
Simpcity.
See, SimpCity is a place ripe of, as the name suggests, simps, exchanging nudes of literally every single Onlyfans ethot one could think of.
This, of course, includes Ellen.
There are two threads I wanna touch on.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Now, these I can't really archive, mostly since it uses Kiwi Farm's infrastructure, so I will be sending you screenshots instead, No links to the individual comments, for my own sake.
The posts here present a very good picture of Ellen's actual followerbase, which she cultivates very well.
Young white single horny males, desperate for female attention.
Incels.
Later comments also talk a lot about WHY Ellen has the appeal she has.
It's not because she is hot, because she isn't, or because she has something unique. Her content is lazy AF. Even they admit it.
It's simply because Ellen pretends to be a comic artist, keeping her nudes secret, until you go into her Patreon to support her and see that she does porn as well.
She is betting on people who see her comics to go "oh, I like that person", or "oh, I agree with that person", or "oh, this person is the only person that understands me", or just people who seek validation, to then sub to her Patreon and Onlyfans on trust alone. She wants to guilt trip them/pity them into subbing to her. That's why she does the political ragebait, that's why she calls all men evil. She wants the men who follow her to go "I am not one of them, I actually support what she is saying!" and then sub to her.
Creme dela creme, however...
At some point in the thread, someone mentions a massager video.
Now, the thing about it is that Patreon does not actually allow pornographic material on their site.
It's why Ellen was banned from it that one time and why I mentioned some of the pics were deleted. I'd link to the snark subreddit post on it, but obviously I can't.
Because of this, the following messages are a bit concerning...
Now, all of this actually checks out.
Ya wanna know why?
We are already aware of Ellen going over Patreon's boundaries in the exact same way.
Prior to the bonus tier being created, she would occassionally post lists like these.
To buy any of this, just like detailed here, and via one DM of her that has been leaked on Kemono, you would have to DM her, ask for the available bonus tier pics, then donate the amount she asked for them on her ko-fi. You would then recieve your rewards on your email.
She blocked the availability to purchase these around the time she set up the bonus cake tier.
(archive)
(kemono)
The massager video, however, was not the full extent of the porn Ellen sold via this method.
There was more.
A sex video (clip from it in the vid I posted before) and a BJ video.
It was leaked by them sometime later (not giving you the direct link, besides, it is circulating on the internet and can be found if you just lookup "pizzacake BJ/sex").
However...this is not even the first time Ellen went beyond her usual boundaries and did stuff like this.
See...
Comments like this talk about how Ellen actually used to regularly sext with people on Reddit and exchange nudes.
She seems to have only dropped it after her bonus tier reopened. Maybe due to leaks, idk.
She actually brought it up in her bonus Q&A once.
The biggest problem?
Reddit is 13+.
Her comics at the time, hell, most of the regular comics of hers, are not even marked as NSFW. Even content that actively promotes her Onlyfans.
When you bring up why that's bad, she will just say "how dare you criticise adult work?"
But, again, considering she literally used to sext on Reddit with complete strangers, with the real possibility some of them were minors, it's no wonder!
Besides, we know of Ellen's voyeur cuckold site she has been active for for a long time prior to her joining Reddit. It really seems as if she only made that account to let go of her sexual urges she could nto satisfy during the pandemic and get money while she does it.
All of Ellen's Reddit, even if we ignore her constant sex jokes and such, seems to exist for the sole purpose of letting go of her exhibitionist urges, and she has used Reddit to sext with strangers (possibly even minors), as well as used her Patreon against the Community Guidelines for the purposes of distributing her and her husband's sex tapes, way before she started posting actual porn on her social medias. All of it is online, and all of it is eventually gonna get discovered by her kids. She is a sexual deviant and nothing more. All of her political content is just engagement bait for soy beta males to find her comics and donate to her Patreon.
Unrelated to the above, Ellen has also made a response regarding the ban of r/pizzacakesnark.
With shit she pulls on the regular, like stuff r/pizzacakesnark and I described regularly, and with the kind of sexual deviancy of hers, it's blatantly obvious who's in the wrong here. That would, however, require having a moral spine, something Ellen does not possess.
Not all hope is lost, however.
The mods of r/pizzacakesnark have confirmed the ban was automatic after a wave of reports by Brazillian Men.
If this gets resolved...the backlash might do her in. I already saw multiple Reddit posts talking about it.
Update: Longer post on this on r/pizzahurtingjuice, the temprary refuge for the people from this subreddit.
Two more posts on this.
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Another certified ZBT SPVRGNVKE. Less of a truth nuke, more of a truth dirty bomb.
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What does that term mean btw? Second time I hear it.
WeDrinkRitalin
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For anyone wondering, she isn't escaping the controversies:
This is a link to the index of all the drama's she caused in order from pizzacakesnark
This is a link to the index of all the drama's she caused in order from pizzacakesnark
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Up until the doxx.
Kiwi Farms and the snark sub have also archived:
- Hollering Elk's reaction to the doxxing and subsequent cutting of ties with Pizzacake.
- the Bowser shell drama (where she used a part of her son's cosplay as a prop for her naked pics).
- Honeymoon spergout/photoshoot and subsequent crashout when people "leaked" her "private" photos.
- fat fetish content influx on her Patreon.
- Mombie comic stagnation and possible rapey implications/sexualisation of Ellen's daughter.
- r/peterexplainsthejoke post and Ellen's subsequent mass promo of Onlyfans on her Reddit acc.
- mass bans of Snark members following the Pizzacake's comic about the snark subreddit.
- Ellen making the SaveAFox suicide and other accounts of snarks ruining people's lives all about herself, also discrediting Hollering Elk very recently, which I didn't actually point out here.
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Somehow this brainless twat thinks she can spew all kinds of idiotic bullshit out on the net and nobody is allowed to respond and point out how stupid it is.
It's total HORSEMINT if anyone disagrees with the stupid shit she says.
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She's literally a generic flat ass, flat tit bitch that just copies the generic reddit opinion. No wonder they love her so much. I try to understand all perspectives of every issue, which unfortunately leads me to reddit sometimes.
Even there, she's on the front page with the most basic, bland libtard takes that makes me just think she's a grifter. She literally just repeated what trump said about Rob Reiner but had Trump in lipstick. Wow, what an epic own. She's unironically the worst reddit has to offer, I can stand all their insane shit, but when I see pizzacakecomics I immediately know it's going to be terrible pandering.
Even there, she's on the front page with the most basic, bland libtard takes that makes me just think she's a grifter. She literally just repeated what trump said about Rob Reiner but had Trump in lipstick. Wow, what an epic own. She's unironically the worst reddit has to offer, I can stand all their insane shit, but when I see pizzacakecomics I immediately know it's going to be terrible pandering.
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Wouldn't normally post this here, since it's mostly a r/pizzacakesnark thing, but...I guess I have to now. r/pizzahurtingjuice is not nearly big enough for this kinda crap.
A post about the situation has been submitted to r/subredditdrama, joining the neverending list of r/subredditdrama posts about Ellen.
The reactions thus far have been split, as per usual, though mostly siding with Ellen.
A post about the situation has been submitted to r/subredditdrama, joining the neverending list of r/subredditdrama posts about Ellen.
The reactions thus far have been split, as per usual, though mostly siding with Ellen.
Masked Hero Dark Law
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Oh no!! If PizzaCake is gone, how are we going to get such banging comics like this?
"Nothing is worth this"
What about all those HUNDREDS of new patrons, Ellen?
Make another "Drumpf Orange Man Bad" to get all those new patrons, Ellen.
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Dw, she has to keep her paypigs satisfied, or else she would have to find an actual job to support her family.
In fact, she will have yet another set of butthole pics coming up next week.
I sure can't wait for more of those!
Bumpkin Boozehound
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Fuck, Ellen is stupid.
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Comes with the territory of being C*nadian.