Controversial Cosmetics. - NSFW

[Jaded Optimist]

I want botox injections so bad, but for medical reasons not vanity. It can be used to treat chronic migraines and excessive sweating which would be the bomb. Although I would probably miss my percocet prescription.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

TIL there are people who handwash their assholes after shitting like it's one of nana's antique doilies then exfoliate it.

Lol, I would never use bleach on my asshole because I don't care nor ever want anyone inspecting my asshole that closely - it just has to be clean and tidy down there. I am curious if there's a reason outside of porn or cam-work to use anal bleach? (I guess if you or you're partner is really into anal then it's a thing to do. I will never have that issue.) I used to see ads for in Japanese magazines like it was a common thing for women to do and couldn't figure out how that ever got to be a thing.

But bideas or showers to clean up after taking a shit? Sure, that's awesome to do if you can but then again I'm a clean freak. I always thought it if I stuck my hand in shit would I be okay with just wiping my hands off with a dry paper towel? Hell no. Howard Stern said he has a two wipe rule - if it was necessary to wipe your ass more than two times after a shit then get in the shower and clean yourself up properly. I agree with that logic.

 

[MistressCaridad]

I want botox injections so bad, but for medical reasons not vanity. It can be used to treat chronic migraines and excessive sweating which would be the bomb.

Yeah, I get this. I had a coworker who had it injected because she had chronic TMJ issues and it did her a lot of good but... I just personally don't get the appeal of using it to attempt make oneself "look younger".

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Looking for a look that says "body horror" but also says "bourgeois"? We've got you covered; we combined your two favorite things; holes, and faces!

Have you ever wanted to share the experience of eating with onlookers? Well now you can! Just don't expect to be employable anytime soon.

Spoiler

"body art" apparently

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Looking for a look that says "body horror" but also says "bourgeois"? We've got you covered; we combined your two favorite things; holes, and faces!

Have you ever wanted to share the experience of eating with onlookers? Well now you can! Just don't expect to be employable anytime soon.

"body art" apparently

Apparently this man's name is Joel Miggler and he holds the record for the most flesh tunnels in the face with 11 total.

 

[Barbarella]

I want botox injections so bad, but for medical reasons not vanity. It can be used to treat chronic migraines and excessive sweating which would be the bomb. Although I would probably miss my percocet prescription.

Botox for migraine is the bomb. Done right, it doesn't impair movement. My forehead is smooth when I'm resting, but I can raise my eyebrows just fine when talking, etc. I can't frown, like pinch them together above the nose, but I have all other movement. I don't think I'm missing anything, and nobody can tell. You have to go to a good injector-go to somebody who isn't experienced and you get that frozen Hollywood look or a perpetually surprised brow.

At first I went to a neurologist but he stopped doing it so I just pay out of pocket and go to a med spa. Works the same.

And it has definitely helped the migraines. They haven't gone entirely but I get far fewer, and they don't last as long.

Glad I could contribute to this thread, cuz my asshole is sadly or not, in its natural state.

I did hear that a good way to find the perfect nude lip color is to match it to your nipples or butthole though.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I did hear that a good way to find the perfect nude lip color is to match it to your nipples or butthole though.

I knew the nipple trick... But the anus? WHO THE FUCK EVEN LOOKS BACK THERE?! Good grief.

Edit: I decided to look back there for myself and my anus looks healthy. I do not believe I need to bleach it.

Edit-edit: Fuck.

 

[GS 281]

I've got a pink ass but I'm also white.
I don't use bleach but I'll tell you the stuff that keeps my asshole and crack pink, but it obviously wouldn't make someone with melanin baby pink. It can however help lighten the area. And to the whole "it's brown from discoloration!!!111" bullshit: nah. It's hella dark most often because it's a dark deep crevice full of shit. If you aren't white, don't feel bad for not having pink parts: you aren't supposed to!

This is what I do, personally. I don't need any salty bitches whining about how it's pointless, this is for people who want to lighten the area, not for you. I don't care, shut up.

Always use baby wipes after you shit. Travel with them. Keep them in your purse. In your car. Everywhere. Baby wipes are your new best friend.

When you're at home and you take a shit, just squat in the bath tub afterwards and wash your ass under the faucet with soap. Yes, soap is safe on your asscrack. I don't need any know it alls replying with a paragraph about your pH because no, your taint and vagina are not the same thing. Your butthole will be fine.
This may appear tedious to the lazier of you but I fucking love it, feels so clean. Also takes like 30 seconds unless you're exceptional.

I exfoliate as well but don't start exfoliating that area unless you're committed to keeping it extra clean, because then you'll make the discoloration even darker. You can find this out yourself by exfoliating your asscrack sith Italy towels and then never doing the extra work to keep shit outcha ass lol.

Hair can give the illusion that your crack is dirtier too btw! Hair removal can make it look "cleaner" if that's the look you're going for.

This is the best post I have ever read on any forum ever

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

cuz my asshole is sadly or not, in its natural state.

Good lord this needs to be random.text!!

 

[pickledance]

Cansema, also known as Black Salve is a hippy "cancer cure" made of a bloodroot extract called sanguinarine, an ammonia salt that burns through living tissue. Applying it is supposed to "cure" skin and breast cancers.

Spoiler: With results like this who can blame them!

 

[Barbarella]

Good lord this needs to be random.text!!

Maybe I should add in the comma I left out. Lol. .

 

[UnicornPiss]

Labia removal. I've only heard of a few people doing it for medical reasons, but I've seen far too many others do it for cosmetic reasons. Looks like a damn baby. Would any of you gals do it?


Kinda OT: I heard about anal bleaching back in 2000/1.

 

[Barbarella]

Labia removal. I've only heard of a few people doing it for medical reasons, but I've seen far too many others do it for cosmetic reasons. Looks like a damn baby. Would any of you gals do it?

RealSelf has posts of women worried what their labia and genitals look like and they even post photos so plastic surgeons can discuss what can be done for them. Of all the things we woman have to be insecure about in the looks department, we now have to include our labia?

No. Hell no. It stops there.

Hair, skin, boobs, eyelashes, teeth, eyebrows, makeup, weight, toes, clothes....ok, I'm used to it. But now genitals?? Isn't just having hot underwear and proper grooming enough?

I guess if you worked in the sex industry in the child specialization section, maybe it matters that everything be smooth and childlike. In my and my friends experience dealing with normal dudes, no guy ever complained about genitalia-unless he wasn't invited in. In fact, most seemed pretty eager.

If some sex partner says your labia is too long, or too dark, or whatever supposedly is "wrong" -he's overdoing the porn and you can never live up, so ghost him.

If you are doing it for you-if you have some odd insecurity or it's causing you physical problems somehow-I guess go for it? But I'm not sure why it would be necessary or how that insecurity would develop, so I'd think about that before I did a painful surgery in a sensitive place. I think we've gone a little far in wanting women to look like children, personally.

Besides, Ow.

If it's fine for Georgia O'Keefe, it's fine with me. . There are lots of beautiful flower shapes in this world.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Crest white strips, cheap and easy.

 

[AnOminous]

How do you even know what colour your own asshole is anyway?

You obviously know how frequently you wash it, and what with (and keep that ass clean), but how do you know what colour it is or whether this is 'normal'?

Is this a young-people thing?

It's a people-who-have-been-spoiled-by-Internet-porn thing.

Apparently this man's name is Joel Miggler and he holds the record for the most flesh tunnels in the face with 11 total.

Great, so he can suck at least three dicks at the same time. Impressive.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Is this where I can sperg about wanting to get my ears pointed and stretching my ears?

 

[GS 281]

There's a lot of women with filthy assholes on this forum apparently.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I actually started stretching because I discovered I was allergic to most metals, including steel itself. Like 316LVM implant-grade steel. I had some in fresh piercings and for days I was dizzy and nauseated. Switched to glass, problem stopped like THAT. (After the butthole discussion I feel this is not oversharing.)

I stopped at 1/2" (12.5mm-ish) because (a) any larger actually would look deformed on me, since I'm pretty short, and the holes already look weird with no plugs in -- when I taught at an art school, I had students who had huge, like 2" or more, lobes that I could have fisted. (As has been said of a politician in my country, I have tiny hands. That also plays a role.) I didn't want the BME look. Also (b) above 1/2", even when you jump up to 9/16", the jewelry suddenly gets way more expensive.

@takemetoyourgrave -- talk to me about your body mod wants.

 

[LD 3187]

Is this where I can sperg about wanting to get my ears pointed and stretching my ears?

Tell us about it and show pictures of your goals, especially with the pointed ears deal.

Also how do you guys feel about tattoos? I don't even think they are considered controversial at this point but how do you people feel about it? Are you worried that any controversial cosmetics might lower your chances of employment or damage your career?

 

[charles666]

This thread was not what I was expecting