FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Eventually redraw the pages. Like that will happen in my lifetime.

So, if Simonla never died, this means:

1.) Alec is also still alive, as he never would have been put on trial for murder.
2.) Sandychu never was turned into a graphic killing machine. In fact, Wild never would have had a reason to evolve her with wet sand, so that means that she's still a Rosey or whatever.
3.) Because Chris never executed the Asperedia Four, that means that the apology that he issued during the execution also never happened.

Revisionist history at its finest!

 

[Trickie]

Okay, between these pics and @_blank_ 's little mini comic, I'm dying over here. My sides hurt xD

 

[Owlflaps]

So, if Simonla never died, this means:

1.) Alec is also still alive, as he never would have been put on trial for murder.
2.) Sandychu never was turned into a graphic killing machine. In fact, Wild never would have had a reason to evolve her with wet sand, so that means that she's still a Rosey or whatever.
3.) Because Chris never executed the Asperedia Four, that means that the apology that he issued during the execution also never happened.

Revisionist history at its finest!

As if Chris would ever retcon the execution of the Asperpedia Four. His awful brown recolor would be alive and Asperpedia Four would still be executed for attempted murder. 'Cuz that's how Chris rolls.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

As if Chris would ever retcon the execution of the Asperpedia Four. His awful brown recolor would be alive and Asperpedia Four would still be executed for attempted murder. 'Cuz that's how Chris rolls.

You're right. I'm attempting to apply logic where none exists.

 

[fridgesrants]

So, if Simonla never died, this means:

1.) Alec is also still alive, as he never would have been put on trial for murder.
2.) Sandychu never was turned into a graphic killing machine. In fact, Wild never would have had a reason to evolve her with wet sand, so that means that she's still a Rosey or whatever.
3.) Because Chris never executed the Asperedia Four, that means that the apology that he issued during the execution also never happened.

Revisionist history at its finest!

I am interested to see how he changes the comic because you are right, he would have to change those things so it does not have continuity problems. Knowing Chris though it will just leave more plot holes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, this was the Hulkster's reaction to seeing the lego sex pictures:

 

[IwegalBadnik]

EDIT 3: Wait a fuckin second. His album tells a story. Simonla goes to work one day, doing dumb construction shit, when Wild comes along. They kiss, talk for a while, and then start fucking. Right. In. PUBLIC.

Just another day in (CWCville) paradise...

 

[Mondo Zappa]

Brother, this was the Hulkster's reaction to seeing the lego sex pictures:

Well, let's give Chris the benefit of the doubt. Maybe Wild was just getting ready to do a suplex on her?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My big takeaway from this is that Chris thinks his Mexican place HAS to be a Golden Corral again.

I believe it's Japanese. It's mainly a teriyaki place.

Also, I'm surprised the Lego® article on the CWCki hasn't been updated with this or the recent barrage of "future reference" posts. Or the high school built out of all those other sets.

 

[4Macie]

My big takeaway from this is that Chris thinks his Mexican place HAS to be a Golden Corral again. It's not that the business failed on its own, just that Chris wants it to be a Golden Corral, and it's only not for the express purpose of upsetting him.

Shit changes, Chris. Lots of my favorite places to go aren't around anymore. It ain't about you, that's just life.

It's not mexican, it's japanese. Either way, Chris thinks everything is done because of him; even the Game Place saying Mike and not Michel was to trick him into going back and getting into trouble... and not just, you know, a shorter version of Snyder's name.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

My big takeaway from this is that Chris thinks his Mexican place HAS to be a Golden Corral again. It's not that the business failed on its own, just that Chris wants it to be a Golden Corral, and it's only not for the express purpose of upsetting him.

Shit changes, Chris. Lots of my favorite places to go aren't around anymore. It ain't about you, that's just life.

Hopefully Chris doesn't try to use the minivan and his poor driving skills to change the management at this place too.

 

[_blank_]

I have no idea who or what this is. but if it's based off of a comic book, than yeah, there's all sorts of alternate cannons/non-cannons that can happen. So bringing a character back to life isn't really all that 'dishonest'. As for "nothing inappropriate"... that one with the weird hands is getting fucked by the weird green one. Come on now. This is Facebook, not a porn site. If THIS is why you want people to buy you all those legos... count me out.

Y'know, they have a point. We better contact the LEGO authorities so they can ban Chris and his deviant behavior from the LEGO website, corrupting the youth of the nation, and such.

(Seriously though, good onya Mer Macie.)

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Poor Punchy seems so lonely without Layla.

 

[Pikimon]

Layla probs dead.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

You know, if he's still doing this after he turns 33, it's gonna start looking weird.

 

[Trickie]

You know, if he's still doing this after he turns 33, it's gonna start looking weird.

You mean it doesn't look weird now?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You mean it doesn't look weird now?

Nah, he's just a 32 year old teenager making his custom legos fuck for the pleasure of his facebook audience. Haven't we all been there at one time or another?

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

I am so happy he is being creative again. Such a lame thing to say but he is the most entertaining with his "creativity".

 

[Cwckifan]

God, legos really are the new comics.

So Alec, given this new development, might a lego Asperchu be on the horizon?

 

[Meowzers]

in some of the pictures the legos look shiny. like they're wet

the simonla saga ended on a really awful note and it must not have been very fun for chris, why is he bringing her back? is he trying to taunt the trollz?