🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

Ravier Xavenblood said:
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"I don't have to tune into the content, I am the content"
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He's just like acclaimed Brazilian albino multi instrumentalist Hermeto Pascoal:
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"People ask me, 'Hermeto, are you on drugs?'" he replies. "I say: No, I'm already the drug itself!"
 
Paul-Denton said:
is that the guy blowin bubbles with his flute in the river
Edit: yes I love this shit
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wtf he died 3 months ago and my way of finding out is the fuckin onlyusemeblade thread of all things

RIP albino man, we'll never get a "livestreamer" with even one pinky worth of talent as this dude had:
 
Two things

1. Amazed this dude is alive considering Kingcobrajfs died from heavy drinking at 34 and Brian is 42-43?
2. The new years stream Blade did back in 2023 where he got blackout and someone called a welfare check on him is still the wildest thing I've ever witnessed in real time online.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
"Niggas is retarded"

He's getting really close, boys.

He said it. He fucking said it. The king has returned and he is lit.
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Then he went back inside after his smoke break/Nword rampage. His mom's black neighbor called him "da man". Poor, innocent soul.
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"Dood, I said nigger but.. whoopsieee! That was Vince, the neighborhood drug dealer. But we're gonna take some shots, we're gonna figure it out dood."

:story:
 
Sicko Hunter said:
2. The new years stream Blade did back in 2023 where he got blackout and someone called a welfare check on him is still the wildest thing I've ever witnessed in real time online.
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It was so good, everything from scuffed streamer house with a murder into orange mountain (rip) with almost a murder, and the supposed "show's finally" with him alone, abandoned by all in a literal motel lobby, getting kicked out, calling the cops niggers, and sexually harassing the only woman cop there, all while beyond drunk.

It could've ended there on a high note for us, never before seen low for him.

But no, we had to come back and display what can only be judged as the most saddening "Where are they now" segment I think most have ever seen.

I'm all for it if he wants to show how low he can go, but it's genuinely going to be hard, as nothing will top him crawling into Chungu's bed, passing out, and pissing all over the sheets shirtless at like 11 am.
 
Even after many months sober, all it took was one bottle of Jaeger for Blade to hit a new low. The demon known as Lit Romney is always lurking inside him, just waiting to come out and be a drunken menace. N words were said, people were drunk dialed and elderly neighbors were hassled last night before Lit Romney took care of his own mother while piss drunk. Thankfully no one was harmed on stream and the stream died once Blade went outside to smoke another Newport.
Fartpal said:
"Dood, I said nigger but.. whoopsieee! That was Vince, the neighborhood drug dealer. But we're gonna take some shots, we're gonna figure it out dood."

:story:
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Whoopsiedoodles moment.
 
I'm half expecting radio silence from Blade for a week before he goes live from a motel room explaining how he got kicked out of his mom's and fired from being her caregiver. And then the firesales will commence and he'll figure it out.
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Monetizing your addictions is the worst way to keep them going. Blade gets blackout drunk, the donos come in and when he wakes up he's made hundreds, sometimes over a thousand dollars in a single night.
 
where can I find his livestreams? Looks like he didn't use his rumble channel for this most recent stream?
 
Blade is live from his mom's apartment yet again. Attempting to play CoD once again and the price of the Jager has gone up to $21 donos.

He's gonna figure it out a little bit tonight.
 
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