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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
If you're better than Phil, it's because the game isn't working properly for him and you're cheating to some degree.

If you're worse than Phil, it's because he's the god of video games.

There's no way to come out on top if you have any sort of interaction with Phil. You can be some random he's matched against in Tekken or his fiance and he will still badmouth you because he always needs to come out on top.
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In one of the Tekken streams the other night he screamed about an opponent who constantly spammed moves and despite his entire stream chat insisting that he had only used three moves in the entire stream, he held to his guns.

I think he does play things up because his viewers love to see him rage but it's still undeniable, the guy is an awful sore loser.
 
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Karen Riley said:
In the pursuit of post-Leanne salt, I sat in on a few Tekken streams this week and I was shocked just how much money people were willing to throw at him over a three hour time period. Every few minutes, someone would throw two or three dollars at him to get him to read out messages, there would be this battle to be the 'cheerleader,' that would gift Phil a few dollars at a time in a battle to see who could give him the most free money and someone even donated 50 dollars to him for winning a tournament.

I feel baffled that people sit around watching somebody playing video games and throw money at them like they're a performing street artist but that's a thing in 2017 and Phil was very lucky he listened to people's suggestions to go back to Twitch when he did. Thanks to Twitch alone, I'd probably suggest that any talk of financial doom now is kind of null and void. When Phil is gladly taking two days off in a row it's clear that his finances are going to be okay in the foreseeable future at least.
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Its pity throws because he is alone, it will die down the tips he gets and hardcore begging season will be upon him by fall.
 
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No photoshop done to this pic. I don't even get what he's trying to show here. How reflective the car is?
 
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DSP will spend just enough time to learn one or two combos to spam non-stop. Since he is good at spamming, he will initially win against very new and green players in almost any fighting game.

As soon as the spamming stops working, its lag or the other player is spamming things.

Pretty much every fighting game, Phil goes for the cheesiest move set for the characters he likes to play. Hence why when his extremely limited move set does not work, he rages. He can't think on the fly. You see one of his matches, you have literally seen all he can do with a character.
 
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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
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3 main things I took away from this:

1: I really hope he's referring to Uber because referring to getting a ride from Uber as "hailing a cab" is such a Phil thing to say. Gotta class it up and stay above those peons.

2: The dealership he was at seemed to be in a heavily trafficked area so it's no surprise at all that he was able to get a ride so quickly. I can't wait for him to complain when it takes 10-15 minutes to get one at his house.

3: No issues with payment this time. It's almost as if he had to enter his payment information and get the transaction approved before the ride even started. If only services like that existed 3 weeks ago.
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I used to pick up parts from the Seattle BMW dealership all the time, and it's a son of a bitch to drive and park over there. It's right on the edge of commercial park and a barren underpass area. Their waiting room is super nice, though. I wonder how much free coffee and snacks he took... Also, anywhere in Seattle is 1-5 minutes away from an Uber driver.
 
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Karen Riley said:
In one of the Tekken streams the other night he screamed about an opponent who constantly spammed moves and despite his entire stream chat insisting that he had only used three moves in the entire stream, he held to his guns.

I think he does play things up because his viewers love to see him rage but it's still undeniable, the guy is an awful sore loser.
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Sore winner, too. I'm not sure which is more insufferable.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
I used to pick up parts from the Seattle BMW dealership all the time, and it's a son of a bitch to drive and park over there. It's right on the edge of commercial park and a barren underpass area. Their waiting room is super nice, though. I wonder how much free coffee and snacks he took... Also, anywhere in Seattle is 1-5 minutes away from an Uber driver.
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So this must look very familiar to you then:

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By the way you don't return a fucking lease sparkling clean. Dirt covers up dings and scratches, and if they don't notice them before they fill out the paperwork and you leave you don't have to pay for them. But ego. Gotta drive around in a shiny car.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
All the free snacks are to his left. It's oddly unoccupied there... I've never been in when there wasn't 4-5 people.

Also, why the hell would you take a picture of a leather chair when safeco field is through the window?
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Because he's a shut-in?

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Why is he so active now that leanna left? im so confused. Was Leanna shackling him to the house?
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In a way, I guess. Having someone to do everything for you will make you lazy.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
All the free snacks are to his left. It's oddly unoccupied there... I've never been in when there wasn't 4-5 people.
Also, why the hell would you take a picture of a leather chair when safeco field is through the window?
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There was a herd of people in there just minutes before, but then Phil walked in...snorting and complaining.
Also, as is woefully apparent by this point, DSP with a camera is not the second coming of Annie Liebovitz.
 
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Not too sure about that...

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Above is the 2017 Toyota Corolla with the "Blue Crush Metallic" paint job (DSP says his car is a shade of blue on the instagram post)
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I kind of like the front end on it. I still doubt getting a Toyota was his idea, though. He seems like the type that doesn't wanna be caught in anything under $50k brand new.
 
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