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The ghosts inside his game controllers claimed the car instantly.

Also I found this vid of Boss Akuma in Tekken 7 beating the everliving shit out of him
Beware of hour-long bitchfest/assrape
 
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DONGS.EXE said:
I refuse to believe he EVER made six figures from this shit. There's just no way. I know it's a weird world, but c'mon, logic still exists in SOME form or fashion...right?
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He figured out how to spam the tags on his videos with unrelated tags back before that was really monitored, so he showed up in unrelated search results. This was also a time where YouTube was tossing ad money left and right.
 
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r00 said:
Aww. He's like a recently divorced dad trying to convince his kids he's not a loser. Except instead of kids, it's exceptional individuals on twitter
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How much you want to bet Mr. Business Degree took out an 84-month loan for that new 2017 Corolla to lower his monthly payment. Even if he was granted 0% financing, which his Hades-level credit rating would need to meet certain parameters to qualify for, there are multiple other reasons this would be another predicament that will screw Phil over coming up.
Since he is now stuck in yet another loan, one can only optimistically lick one's lips thinking of the possible calamities.
 
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I would hate to do this shit as a job. Whenever I don't have time with my wife or I am done work I game. I use it to unwind. Having to worry about what money I am going to make month to month would kill my love for it. It's obvious that he HATES what he does but with no other skills or options he needs to continue being a leech.

It seems Leanna matured over the years and seems to be somewhat well adjusted. The fact that she's still silent during all this says a lot about her as a person. Don't get me wrong I would love it if she spilled details on her relationship as well.
 
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Pre 2012 Youtube was exploitive. The average viewer was a lot different than now, streaming didn't exist and it was less populated with let's players. Unfortunatly dipshitphil did actually make six figures because his ex friend John Rambo said phil would get 2 dollars per 1000 views. He would pay John Rambo 100 dollars for like 12 hours of work, and sometimes not at all. According to phil most of his earning went to previous debt and fuck ups, and some in taxes.

Prior to 2012 DSP could abuse the youtube search and make his shitty videos appear on the front pages basically blocking out everyone else.
 
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Its funny. I'm deployed for work to Canada, working in a steel mill. I've been doing nights. The days are covered by this old guy we have out of Holland. He brought his wife because she has never been out of the country and they are both getting to the age where she won't really have the chance travel anymore soon.

I get out after a 12 hour shift. We have a day off today for the first time in about 2 weeks. So the wife has been sort of stuck in a hotel while Jan works. I see them eating breakfast and I walk up and ask if they want to go see Niagara Falls (I am literally covered in filth and work gear from the hot mill). The wife's eye's light up, but my coworker says its a long drive and he isn't comfortable driving that far (they are both in their 70's). So I tell them to give me 20 minutes to clean up and I will drive them out there. Its like a 2 hour drive.

The freaking thing is amazing. I've never seen it before and we just stood there for like two hours just taken it all in. My coworker Jan and his wife are kissing and hugging like they are newly weds while we walk. I eventually just tell them to go to lunch and that I was going back to the car to sleep a bit.

I just think how Phil is in one of the most beautiful cities in the US and he will never go exploring. Beyond the local fast food joints, he has no idea what restaurants are around him...where the bars are. Where people go to have fun. What the history is and whatnot. He doesn't know anything about where is his living. He could be on the other side of the fucking moon for all he knows.

He is so sad and pathetic to me. He has no fucking life. The very substance of his social circle and his experiences is all based on video games and twitter beefs which random fucking people on the internet. Its just so galling for this guy to call other people losers with no lives as an insult when he has no fucking life.
 
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Its funny. I'm deployed for work to Canada, working in a steel mill. I've been doing nights. The days are covered by this old guy we have out of Holland. He brought his wife because she has never been out of the country and they are both getting to the age where she won't really have the chance travel anymore soon.

I get out after a 12 hour shift. We have a day off today for the first time in about 2 weeks. So the wife has been sort of stuck in a hotel while Jan works. I see them eating breakfast and I walk up and ask if they want to go see Niagara Falls (I am literally covered in filth and work gear from the hot mill). The wife's eye's light up, but my coworker says its a long drive and he isn't comfortable driving that far (they are both in their 70's). So I tell them to give me 20 minutes to clean up and I will drive them out there. Its like a 2 hour drive.

The freaking thing is amazing. I've never seen it before and we just stood there for like two hours just taken it all in. My coworker Jan and his wife are kissing and hugging like they are newly weds while we walk. I eventually just tell them to go to lunch and that I was going back to the car to sleep a bit.

I just think how Phil is in one of the most beautiful cities in the US and he will never go exploring. Beyond the local fast food joints, he has no idea what restaurants are around him...where the bars are. Where people go to have fun. What the history is and whatnot. He doesn't know anything about where is his living. He could be on the other side of the fucking moon for all he knows.

He is so sad and pathetic to me. He has no fucking life. The very substance of his social circle and his experiences is all based on video games and twitter beefs which random fucking people on the internet. Its just so galling for this guy to call other people losers with no lives as an insult when he has no fucking life.
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There's a gorgeous mountain near Seattle that he'll never visit. Tons of forest and parks. Beaches. Shit, take a ferry ride!
 
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Given that Phil has broken up with Leanna recently, I would stress that social isolation makes one very paranoid and is way more hazardous to your health than lack of exercise or bad eating habits. Phil needs to get out there, get involved in his local community, and make some friends outside of video games before he gets too paranoid to be involved socially.

I know all too well because I've been there before myself. Social isolation kills.
 
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antinew said:
Given that Phil has broken up with Leanna recently, I would stress that social isolation makes one very paranoid and is way more hazardous to your health than lack of exercise or bad eating habits. Phil needs to get out there, get involved in his local community, and make some friends outside of video games before he gets too paranoid to be involved socially.
I know all too well because I've been there before myself. Social isolation kills.
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This time has long since passed. The dude starting his car and unexpectedly having U2 play on the stereo is his out-on-the-town highlight of the year.
 
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Phil just made a surprise announcement in pre-stream:
"A long-time fan who would prefer to remain anonymous has decided to donate...$5 million. No I'm just kidding. He has decided to donate a Nintendo Switch." This was all announced with zero emotion, other than losing his breath upon expressing that much currency.
This is why people hate him. A fan donates free of charge a Nintendo Switch, and this ungrateful little boy downplays it by basically saying, "Well it's not a bunch of money, but the dummy donated it so I'll take it."
 
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He also said no one is buying the Nintendo switch which is flat out untrue. I don't have a ps4 or a switch cuz of priorities but some dumbass donates to pigroach for free. Not a fair world. I hope people don't buy usf2 because all its saying to crapcom is "we want more half-assed ports!". Way of the Hadou is shit as well.
 
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How much you want to bet Mr. Business Degree took out an 84-month loan for that new 2017 Corolla to lower his monthly payment. Even if he was granted 0% financing, which his Hades-level credit rating would need to meet certain parameters to qualify for, there are multiple other reasons this would be another predicament that will screw Phil over coming up.
Since he is now stuck in yet another loan, one can only optimistically lick one's lips thinking of the possible calamities.
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One thing is he'd probably be underwater on the loan within months, especially with how he takes care of things. So there would be no equity in the car and no way of unloading it. He'd just lose anything he's paid for it. He might as well lease as sign on to one of those scam loans.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Its funny. I'm deployed for work to Canada, working in a steel mill. I've been doing nights. The days are covered by this old guy we have out of Holland. He brought his wife because she has never been out of the country and they are both getting to the age where she won't really have the chance travel anymore soon.

I get out after a 12 hour shift. We have a day off today for the first time in about 2 weeks. So the wife has been sort of stuck in a hotel while Jan works. I see them eating breakfast and I walk up and ask if they want to go see Niagara Falls (I am literally covered in filth and work gear from the hot mill). The wife's eye's light up, but my coworker says its a long drive and he isn't comfortable driving that far (they are both in their 70's). So I tell them to give me 20 minutes to clean up and I will drive them out there. Its like a 2 hour drive.

The freaking thing is amazing. I've never seen it before and we just stood there for like two hours just taken it all in. My coworker Jan and his wife are kissing and hugging like they are newly weds while we walk. I eventually just tell them to go to lunch and that I was going back to the car to sleep a bit.

I just think how Phil is in one of the most beautiful cities in the US and he will never go exploring. Beyond the local fast food joints, he has no idea what restaurants are around him...where the bars are. Where people go to have fun. What the history is and whatnot. He doesn't know anything about where is his living. He could be on the other side of the fucking moon for all he knows.

He is so sad and pathetic to me. He has no fucking life. The very substance of his social circle and his experiences is all based on video games and twitter beefs which random fucking people on the internet. Its just so galling for this guy to call other people losers with no lives as an insult when he has no fucking life.
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How is this powerlevel? It's more about how phil doesn't even try to enjoy life outside home and how it could have helped his relationship.
 
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