💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Isn't his laptop from like 2013 (maybe it was the Chromebook he got in his 9th year as a freshman, as the timelines align)? Crazy when he put the ring light on it, and all the crusted stains and fluids were all over the screen and keyboard. Fucking disgusting.
If I recall correctly it was Burger Boy who sent him the Chromebook. @anliteralidiot would likely remember whether I'm right or not.
 
If I recall correctly it was Burger Boy who sent him the Chromebook. @anliteralidiot would likely remember whether I'm right or not.
it might be, but honestly I don't know who sends what electronics. I vaguely recall something about burger boy sending one, but if it's a true and honest ancient Chromebook, then it's likely something he's had for years, and dug out to get his internet fix.
 
Isn't his laptop from like 2013 (maybe it was the Chromebook he got in his 9th year as a freshman, as the timelines align)? Crazy when he put the ring light on it, and all the crusted stains and fluids were all over the screen and keyboard. Fucking disgusting.
The age of the chromebook doesn't matter too too much if it's the quality of what he's recording or streaming with, that being his webcam. We can hear him well enough, it's the visuals that are absolutely scuffed.

No way, he's to afraid of getting arrested after the cop straight up told him he's going to be arrested if he does it again.
Nah he's more than likely just saying that all as part of his usual "I'm innocent" routine ("They gave me a warning and I've stuck to that warning."), besides if he had sense about how to act on panel he wouldn't be freaking out. Just look at him slinging those slurs!
 
Imagine someone posing as microsoft tech support getting chance to further break his toys.
"WHY'D YOU DO IT?"
"Please saar be patient with m-"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
 
He’s live again and the dude’s mega plastered
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Good on Sally for going overboard to calm this little shit down
This is like the 5th time I’ve seen him closing his mouth and GOOD LORD ABOVE
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Can't believe Kiwi Farms is an intricate spy and assassination network according to Chance. Jersh has shooters all over. Shut it down! He has figured it out!
 
He's such a deep thinker. The look of pure confusion in his eyes trying to blame the big bad KiwiFarms on deaths that literally had nothing to do with the Farms at all.
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how dumb is cyraxx a dog learns better than chance
He is only slightly smarter than a feral child.
I wish he'd catch terroristic threat charges like Daniel Larson did.

Not because he's capable of it, but because I want another round of "MAWM HEEYLP! ED HEYLP! I DON'T WANNA GO JAIL! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!"

Also like Larson, getting thrown in an asylum would be as close to a Good Ending as Chance can hope for. He'd get three meals, a bed, and medical and psychiatric care.
 
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I'm watching this right now, and you can clearly hear the ice cubes in his bottle. So his rotten teeth can handle ice but he's choking on lukewarm food? Goblin physiology never ceases to amaze (and horrify) me.
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Ice actually is easier to handle on rotten teeth

Low temperatures will contract your vases, higher will expand then, causing pain if you have an abscess. When i got an abscess in a cracked tooth, i had to spend all day with cold water on my mouth until the time my dentist arrived at the clinic
 
He is only slightly smarter than a feral child.

I wish he'd catch terroristic threat charges like Daniel Larson did.

Not because he's capable of it, but because I want another round of "MAWM HEEYLP! ED HEYLP! I DON'T WANNA GO JAIL! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!"

Also like Larson, getting thrown in an asylum would be as close to a Good Ending as Chance can hope for. He'd get three meals, a bed, and medical and psychiatric care.
Agree. Him being Institutionalized is the best outcome for him and society.

He's a leech at best. He has 0 life skills or talent.

Unfortunately for him, he's a 43. Unless he does something legit, he won't end up in prison or an institute.

Homelessness it is.
 
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