FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[Varis]

Please tell me you're joking...

Nope.

Update 1
Chris believed the money order sent along with the package was faulty because I did not sign it.

After running to my bank and back, it turns out that I (thankfully) didn't fuck up and that money orders they distribute are automatically printed with the signature of the bank. This status has been taken down, which leads me to believe he's successfully cashed it.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

No seriously, where the hell did this come from all of a sudden?

I imagine that Chris is aiming to slowly piece back together the sheltering fantasy of CWCville, except with lego instead of comic pages. The first step towards this appears to be undoing whatever displeased him with the comic by the time he stopped drawing it. The change from his old medium could possibly be attributed to the fact that his lego will forever remain firmly in his grasp, beyond the vile touch of the trolls.

As to why Chris has suddenly brought this up... Well, it's Chris I guess.

 

[normankrasner]

I once thought Golden Corral was a luxury but then quickly realized that real food is about eating healthy. Ate there before and it wasn't all that great. I like food don't get me wrong but I rather make my own, mostly salad, and stick with it. I used to be a huge fan of buffets but not so much anymore (except for a few types like the Rio's buffet in Las Vegas or a Brazilian steakhouse but that's about it) as I grew more cautious of what I eat. I rather eat more Vietnamese food than Golden Corral because they taste better, cheaper, and healthier. But then every now and then, more like often by my standards, I do have a taste of American cuisine or other foreign cuisine as I'm not picky on any food. Plus, there's people at Golden Corral whose ass is as wide as three chairs and when they walk, they look like they're twerking while walking since their disgusting ass jiggles too. Not to mention, some if not many of them have their FUPAs hanging over their chairs too and they have to reach their silverware to eat their food from their plates on their tables. Its depressing watching these fatasses having to reach for their food and struggle to get off their chairs. Must be hell at the lines too. I look at my computer desk now and wonder "How the hell do people who are wide as my desk get around in their daily lives?" Hopefully, with the financial constraints on Barb and Chris, they shouldn't be able to get that fat. Unless some dumbass sends him money or a gift card for him to chow down at Golden Corral.

obesity tends to higher among the lower income and less educated, Chris was raised on cheap unhealthy food, Bob never changed his diet after his heart attacks and Chris probably won't either, and even skinny people can have high cholesterol levels and clogged arteries, Chris would drive an extra 5 miles to McDs over a closer Subway

 

[Le Bateleur]

obesity tends to higher among the lower income and less educated, Chris was raised on cheap unhealthy food, Bob never changed his diet after his heart attacks and Chris probably won't either, and even skinny people can have high cholesterol levels and clogged arteries, Chris would drive an extra 5 miles to McDs over a closer Subway

In a perverse way, it's a triumph of Western society - for the first time in history, the poorest citizens are more likely to be obese than emaciated...

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

In a perverse way, it's a triumph of Western society - for the first time in history, the poorest citizens are more likely to be obese than emaciated...

That and we watch immigrants from countries like Uganda and Somalia come to America to find work and gorge themselves on Golden Corral into morbid obesity and break their chairs thinking that they have finally found "wealth". And worse, they take their kids with them from whatever country they're from and feed them into morbid obesity until the cops come knocking on their doors to confiscate their kids before explaining to said immigrant of why letting one's kid become morbidly obese is child abuse and they'd respond with a shocked expression on their face and explaining to them how back in their countries, everybody's starving. And yet, they get charged over something they didn't know of before.

 

[Pinhead]

In a perverse way, it's a triumph of Western society - for the first time in history, the poorest citizens are more likely to be obese than emaciated...

At the very least, getting fat seems be a triumph in Weston society.

 

[Misto]

In a perverse way, it's a triumph of Western society - for the first time in history, the poorest citizens are more likely to be obese than emaciated...

Which ironically doesn't mean they are not suffering from malnutrition. I remember reading of an obese girl that still suffered diseases due to lack of certain vitamins, etc because of her diet of chicken mcnuggets and coke.

 

[Count Olaf]

Oh goodness I'm out of state for a week and this happens. Well as much as I'd love some new Sonichu material to laugh at I'm not going to hold my breath. And that picture of Simonla and Wild. Good Godbear Chris.

Speaking of Simonla, he brought her back? Well can't say I'm surprised. Oh, if only if only Evan were still around. This could have been the beginning of a whole new trolling era. Oh well. He brought his father back in lego form, he brought his stolen pseudo-mexican rosechu back in lego form, so now I have to wonder when he's going to make a Patti-chan minifig. Knowing how much he likes to, er, pair his characters up I wonder who he'll have Patti-chan yiff. Wouldn't be surprised if he just paired her up with himself. Oh God that's gonna spark some fanart....OH GODBEAR WHAT HAVE I DONE!? Worst part is, I wouldn't even put it past him....

 

[normankrasner]

Which ironically doesn't mean they are not suffering from malnutrition. I remember reading of an obese girl that still suffered diseases due to lack of certain vitamins, etc because of her diet of chicken mcnuggets and coke.

malnutrition is also linked to poor brain function, could Chris be a victim of it?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

No seriously, where the hell did this come from all of a sudden?

I'd almost be willing to bet that Chris didn't even remember the Simonla drama at first, but was reminded of it when Kim called him out.

 

[DrJoshii]

In a perverse way, it's a triumph of Western society - for the first time in history, the poorest citizens are more likely to be obese than emaciated...

There was a time LONG ago when the rich would die significantly faster than the poor. Why? Because the rich could afford medical care and medicine back in the days where literally poison (mercury).

 

[Pinhead]

I'd almost be willing to bet that Chris didn't even remember the Simonla drama at first, but was reminded of it when Kim called him out.

Likely. Chris only mentioned Simonla's death being troll influenced, not her creation. Selective foggy memory. You know what he's like, he can only hold half a concept in his head at any one moment.

 

[DrJoshii]

Likely. Chris only mentioned Simonla's death being troll influenced, not her creation. Selective foggy memory. You know what he's like, he can only hold half a concept in his head at any one moment.

Remember that one time when a sweetheart sent a picture of "herself" to Chris only to show a picture of a different girl later. Chris didn't even notice it.

Or that one time when he was impersonating Liquid in a phone call. Kacey said Solid looked like a child molester or something and Chris forgot he was suppose to be Liquid and began defending himself.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Likely. Chris only mentioned Simonla's death being troll influenced, not her creation. Selective foggy memory. You know what he's like, he can only hold half a concept in his head at any one moment.

Unless he's a hypocrite, half his comic has to be axed, because so many of the stories were just about him fighting trolls.

Unless he's a hypocrite.

 

[timtommy]

I'll admit it, I like Golden Corral.

All you can eat buffets do have their appeal on occasion. And that appeal is not from the quality of the food. When I was in my early 20's every few months me and a few bros would not eat all day, go to an all you can eat buffet, eat 7 or 8 plates of food each, and then spend the rest of the night alternating between the couch and the bathroom.

As usual, Chris takes a fairly normal sentiment and goes over the top with demands. A lot of people could have posted reactions like "Oh, I used to really that place when it was a Golden Corral", or, "This reminded me how much I miss the Golden Corral. Good times".

Chris probably started his train of thought in a fairly normal place like these people. But then he somehow got personally offended that things are not exactly the way he wants them, made an over the top demand, and will probably take it as a personal affront if a Golden Corral doesn't open there by next week.

I find the way Chris' mind works fascinating, not because it is ridiculous, but because it is often a shred of sanity surrounded by ridiculousness.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But then he somehow got personally offended that things are not exactly the way he wants them, made an over the top demand, and will probably take it as a personal affront if a Golden Corral doesn't open there by next week.

Chris also seems to not understand that over time, things change, and it's not about him. If he somehow lives to be 100 years old, he'll still be mad about that Golden Corral, and he'll still expect Sony to be publishing hit games for his PS3.

 

[KaiserC]

This new media is as pretty as all-cgi cartoons were back in the 90s.

 

[Spork]

I'd almost be willing to bet that Chris didn't even remember the Simonla drama at first, but was reminded of it when Kim called him out.

Oh, he probably remembers it. Chris is always in "sorry for getting caught" mode.

It's like he's a kid gazing longingly at a cookie jar--even if you punish him, he'll start scarfing down cookies again the instant he's certain that he won't be caught this time.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^My friend's cat is the same way about hopping on the counter. At least the cat is cute.

 

[KaiserC]

He called Null a "dodo brain" because he was too stupid to understand how a money order works.

Maybe the Cwciki needs a "Chris and Gratitude" page.