Supporters' Status Giveaway - A giveaway? Chicks love those!

[Alberto Balsalm]

hey look at this cool rock

Spoiler

 

[Cake Farts]

Turns out, BP just made this thread so we can make fools of ourselves.

 

[A Skeleton]

once when i was in 4th grade i went to use the bathroom and this other kid was like "dont go in that last stall" and i was like "why not" and she told me it was because there was something really gross inside so naturally i went in just to see what it was and it turned out to just be turds in a ziploc bag so i wanted to tell the a teacher or someone about it so for whatever dumbass kid reason i like wrapped my hands in toilet paper and carried it into the principals office with this other kid

so we got to the front entrance of the principal's office and the secretary asks me what's going on so i just plop the turds onto the secretary's desk not even thinking about it like "oh yeah we found this thing in the bathroom" and they just sat there in dead silence for a few minutes before i think the other kid blurted out "SHE DID IT" and they all thought i was the one who shit in the bag and after that i wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom by myself for the rest of the school year

other kids or teachers had to like wait outside the stall to make sure i didnt shit into any bags just because of that one fucking kid. still not sure if she set me up for it or not but if she did then that was some incredible pranking

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Turns out, BP just made this thread so we can make fools of ourselves.

totally plausible. bp is the worst

 

[Broken Pussy]

totally plausible. bp is the worst

It's true. I am the worst. But I'm still actually going to buy Supporters' for someone(s) because they posted in this thread, so, this is not evidence of my worstishsness.

 

[thismanlies]

How much do you have to give in order to get the True & Honest tag?

 

[Broken Pussy]

How much do you have to give in order to get the True & Honest tag?

20 dollar minimum, I believe.

 

[Cake Farts]

How much do you have to give in order to get the True & Honest tag?

Only $20 of your hard earned money and your dignity.

 

[Colress]

Only $20 of your hard earned money and your dignity.

If you're posting on this forum, then your dignity is already gone.
Who needs it, anyways?

 

[Broken Pussy]

Okay, I picked 5 winners, who I will pay for and contact @Null about later today. After he updates your accounts, I'll PM the winners. Thank you for everyone who participated! I'm going to close and unsticky the thread for now, but I'll probably do another giveaway next month, so keep an eye out, we'll be back!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm going to close and unsticky the thread for now, but I'll probably do another giveaway next month, so keep an eye out, we'll be back!

Semper fi to all are Broken Pussies with their fat wallets