Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[cumpie]

damn, Russ accusing the Golden State Warriros of having no talent. Who cares if they have 3-4 guys with 99.999 percentile superhuman athletic skills, can they even put together a PowerPoint or a poorly constructed generic pop song?

Always funny how much of a Trump fanboy Russ is. He's obsessed with Trump. If he could move his mouth, he would certainly offer the Donald some sloppy felatio.

Sad that Trump never answered Russ' letter asking for a $10K donation.

 

[Lunachu]

Now that's gold! Oh, man, that part where he started to dance.


Now, if there's a miracle and we can find the song he made with an unfitting dubstep.

I laughed the most when he had to stop to wipe away the spit dribbling down his chin.

 

[Vandy]

You know, actually, if he actually tried practicing ventriloquism he might be halfway understandablea nd he'd actually have a talent to showcase, and prove that he can make the most of having a paralyzed face.
Alas, Russhole thinks that simply existing is enough to warrant an award.

 

[slackjawjoe]

I just don't get how a person can be that far removed for his own self awareness that he doesn't realize that his "variety act" performance comes nowhere near to the standard of AGT. That wouldn't even place at a talent show consisting of 2 acts at his grandmother's nursing home.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

About his "book".......

He used Kylie Jenner's photo on the cover. One of you creative and sly peeps must know a way to let Kris Jenner know. She will flip when she sees her daughter's image on a book with this title!

Plus, Kylie is likely owed $.25 for royalties, right?!

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[cumpie]

Lol! He location tagged Goldman Sachs. You wish Russ! With an unaccredited associates degree and a name that any Google search and background check unleashes an avalanche of NOPE - Russ will be lucky to keep his job stocking shelves.

Also that shirt is cheap and ill-fitting. Looks dirty too.

 

[zippitydoda]

That shirt is waaaay too big. And I'm pretty sure I see spit spots

 

[DarkAlien]

you can see in the bottom right corner that its' from March, also saw this but cant open it because his account is private and I refuse to follow.

 

[cumpie]

No chance he got offered an internship from GS. I say this as someone with an investment banking background -- he would need to come from a target school. In SLC, GS would be targeting top students from BYU almost exclusively. Like ones with good GPA's and degrees in finance, Econ, mathematics, etc.

Not a kid with a certificate from an unaccredited 2-year school.

He wouldn't even get a job as a teller at a bank, forget getting an internship offer from a bulge bracket investment bank, even in a lowly back office position like operations.

Just another Russ fantasy. More likely he stole that from one of his buddies from his missions who went on to BYU then secured a spot at GS's SLC office.

The background checks at investment banks are extremely thorough as well.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

No chance he got offered an internship from GS. I say this as someone with an investment banking background -- he would need to come from a target school. In SLC, GS would be targeting top students from BYU almost exclusively. Like ones with good GPA's and degrees in finance, Econ, mathematics, etc.

Not a kid with a certificate from an unaccredited 2-year school.

He wouldn't even get a job as a teller at a bank, forget getting an internship offer from a bulge bracket investment bank, even in a lowly back office position like operations.

Just another Russ fantasy. More likely he stole that from one of his buddies from his missions who went on to BYU then secured a spot at GS's SLC office.

The background checks at investment banks are extremely thorough as well.

I logged in...I follow him on IG. It wasn't him saying he got an internship. He did, however, recently update the location of his ivory, slobber stained, phone covered his sag mouth photo. It was Geico and now it's Goldman Sachs. He's just full of shit.

 

[PrincessPartyPickles]

I logged in...I follow him on IG. It wasn't him saying he got an internship. He did, however, recently update the location of his ivory, slobber stained, phone covered his sag mouth photo. It was Geico and now it's Goldman Sachs. He's just full of shit.

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If he would lie about this, I wonder what else he would lie about? Does he even have a confirmed job at Gieco or is he unemployed? I doubt very much that many employers would consider hiring him after a background check.

 

[Vandy]

Anyone ballsy enough to call either company to confirm his "internship"?

To be real though, has Russ ever been to a psychiatrist? Because these delusions are starting to remind me of actual, clinical delusions instead of him lying for attention.

 

[Collections Agent]

Anyone enough of an autistic ween to call either company to confirm his "internship"?

FTFY

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Shocking turn of events (dripped in sarcasm)

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Shocking turn of events (dripped in sarcasm)
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I'm legimately tilted right now.

 

[Jane_Doh]

Shocking turn of events (dripped in sarcasm)
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Shocking. So. Shocking...

 

[cumpie]

After much deliberation I've decided I can't afford to spend $400, which is probably almost Russ' rent for his shitty bedroom!

Re: Geico/Goldman -- this is just Russ' jump to conclusions. Like when he had a "new model girlfriend" or a "hot date on Friday". Russ just skips ahead. Most likely he *applied* for the job, just like he asked out the model. He never actually got it, or the date.

 

[DarkAlien]

My oh my, has he ever tried to go goody goody like this before?

Anyone ballsy enough to call either company to confirm his "internship"?

To be real though, has Russ ever been to a psychiatrist? Because these delusions are starting to remind me of actual, clinical delusions instead of him lying for attention.

He's mentioned being off his meds before.

 

[Lunachu]

Anyone who thinks they have a sure and certain way of obtaining 80 million would find the fucking energy. He's just wimping out.