Ask mods a question. - A genuine thread

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I feel Talk To Staff is a bit too stuffy for some people feeling comfortable asking small or simple questions to moderators, and I also believe there could be some more levity between staff and users.

Try to avoid using this to interrogate about moderation decisions, like "Why was I banned?" since that's something that genuinely should be handled in Talk To Staff. Threads posted there will be treated with more urgency and seriousness. Generally.

Use this thread to ask us questions, serious or not, and we'll answer them accordingly to whimsy.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Genuine question: why do moderators have to be such fucking assholes to reasonable requests?

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A simple "no" would suffice. I pay $25 a month to this website just because I like the concept of it, and I have to have some anonymous cocksucker show me how much cock they suck whenever I have a reasonable request that they choose to ignore.
It's fucking stupid. So whoever that was, there goes my money for the month of February. You can go fuck yourself, and you just cost Null $25 dollars with your shitty faggot attitude.
Give yourself a round of applause ass hole, You're the reason Nulls not getting his $25 dollars this month.

Spend the 25 bucks on fake american cheese, take a photo of it and post it here. Make sure to report your own post when you notice null is online.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Spend the 25 bucks on fake american cheese, take a photo of it and post it here. Make sure to report your own post when you notice null is online.

It's just crazy. These fucking mods are on walkabout, running their mouth behind a veil of anonymity. That's coward shit.
I've never taken a course on business in my life, but I'm pretty sure that one of the first lessons is that you don't act like a gaping axe wound of a twat to somebody who's putting money in your boss's pockets.
Even just a DM real quick that takes 10 seconds with talk to text to say "Hey, we don't encourage people to change their names and this is why" would suffice. Instead you have to deal with fucking snarky teenage girl bullshit every time you have a request.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Instead you have to deal with fucking snarky teenage girl bullshit every time you have a request.

Catty girlshit, on a gossip website? My word, how is it possible. These jannies have been getting uppity, let's petition Null to half, no, quarter, their salaries.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Catty girlshit, on a gossip website? My word, how is it possible. These jannies have been getting uppity, let's petition Null to half, no, quarter, their salaries.

I don't know I just thought "Not acting like a teenage girl catty faggot to a reasonable request" was something that happened when you became an adult. The joke is on me for being wrong about that, I suppose.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I don't know I just thought "Not acting like a teenage girl catty faggot to a reasonable request" was something that happened when you became an adult. The joke is on me for being wrong about that, I suppose.

An adult wouldn't have a melty if he didn't get his "fun for 5 seconds when it's relevant" name change.

 

[Lip Glossary]

An adult wouldn't have a melty if he didn't get his "fun for 5 seconds when it's relevant" name change.

Not why I had a "melty", as you so eloquently put it. I don't like spending $25 dollars a month to be treated like a fucking dick by some anonymous twat for no reason.
And my original name was going to be Ghislaine Maxwell, but it was already taken so I just used a Venture Brothers reference as a placeholder until I thought of something better.
Not everybody can have an amazing name like waffle iron that they're happy with for their entire tenure on this website.

 

[dcss]

Not why I had a "melty", as you so eloquently put it. I don't like spending $25 dollars a month to be treated like a fucking dick by some anonymous twat for no reason.
And my original name was going to be Ghislaine Maxwell, but it was already taken so I just used a Venture Brothers reference as a placeholder until I thought of something better.
Not everybody can have an amazing name like waffle iron that they're happy with for their entire tenure on this website.

This sounds like a melty

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Genuine question: why do moderators have to be such fucking assholes to reasonable requests?

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A simple "no" would suffice. I pay $25 a month to this website just because I like the concept of it, and I have to have some anonymous cocksucker show me how much cock they suck whenever I have a reasonable request that they choose to ignore.
It's fucking stupid. So whoever that was, there goes my money for the month of February. You can go fuck yourself, and you just cost Null $25 dollars with your shitty faggot attitude.
Give yourself a round of applause ass hole, You're the reason Nulls not getting his $25 dollars this month.

In all likelihood null is the one who told you to fuck off.

 

[Jotch]

Genuine question: why do moderators have to be such fucking assholes to reasonable requests?

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A simple "no" would suffice. I pay $25 a month to this website just because I like the concept of it, and I have to have some anonymous cocksucker show me how much cock they suck whenever I have a reasonable request that they choose to ignore.
It's fucking stupid. So whoever that was, there goes my money for the month of February. You can go fuck yourself, and you just cost Null $25 dollars with your shitty faggot attitude.
Give yourself a round of applause ass hole, You're the reason Nulls not getting his $25 dollars this month.

In all likelihood null is the one who told you to fuck off.

The mods are much nicer than Null, this is basically guaranteed to be Null.

 

[Captain Manning]

So whoever that was, there goes my money for the month of February. You can go fuck yourself, and you just cost Null $25 dollars with your shitty faggot attitude.
Give yourself a round of applause ass hole, You're the reason Nulls not getting his $25 dollars this month.

Echoing the two posters above me, I would bet you anything that was the man himself that told you off.

 

[Gemerson]

The mods are much nicer than Null, this is basically guaranteed to be Null.

Sounds like she caught Null during a clitty leakage rampage. Best to wait until all images are thumbnailed on green Reddit.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm pretty sure that one of the first lessons is that you don't act like a gaping axe wound of a twat to somebody who's putting money in your boss's pockets.

The lack of capitalization, punctuation and the fact that Null handles all the name changes makes me pretty sure Josh wrote that, lol.

 

[Gemerson]

The lack of capitalization, punctuation and the fact that Null handles all the name changes makes me pretty sure Josh wrote that, lol.

People who type in Trooncase (all lowercase) say they do it to show how much they don't care but when you call it Trooncase they get all upset and cry that they're gonna get a second axe wound because someone on the internet did a hecking unwholesome transphobiaerino.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Genuine question: why do moderators have to be such fucking assholes to reasonable requests?

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A simple "no" would suffice. I pay $25 a month to this website just because I like the concept of it, and I have to have some anonymous cocksucker show me how much cock they suck whenever I have a reasonable request that they choose to ignore.
It's fucking stupid. So whoever that was, there goes my money for the month of February. You can go fuck yourself, and you just cost Null $25 dollars with your shitty faggot attitude.
Give yourself a round of applause ass hole, You're the reason Nulls not getting his $25 dollars this month.

Null's the one approving or rejecting username requests.

 

[Lip Glossary]

The mods are much nicer than Null, this is basically guaranteed to be Null.

Echoing the two posters above me, I would bet you anything that was the man himself that told you off.

Null's the one approving or rejecting username requests.

Extremely weird and out of character from the interactions I've had with him before, which have always been courteous and polite.
Why he decided to be a fucking massive douche about something so trivial is his prerogative, but it's still odd as fuck.
I always thought he was a pretty nice fella from the few times I talked to him. I guess that's on me for being a poor judge of character.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He's always annoyed by either ill-timed or bad username requests. In general he can be very nice, but he can also be very mean. He's got the hold on the full spectrum of emotions.

 

[Lip Glossary]

He's always annoyed by either ill-timed or bad username requests. In general he can be very nice, but he can also be very mean. He's got the hold on the full spectrum of emotions.

I guess I've always caught him in a good mood before. I understand that corralling us retards and running a website is difficult and frustrating, but on the other hand there's really no reason to take it out on the people that are literally giving you money.

 

[Waffle Iron]

literally giving you money.

He seems like the kind of dude to be extra hard on people that give him money, just to show that he doesn't get swayed by money. And it's not like he ever held back on banning T&H users.

 

[Lip Glossary]

He seems like the kind of dude to be extra hard on people that give him money, just to show that he doesn't get swayed by money. And it's not like he ever held back on banning T&H users.

Yeah that's a bad business model.
It's okay though I guess everyone has a bad day, and apparently my request annoyed the fuck out of him. I'm not pressed about it, I just get a little irritated myself when people talk to me sideways and disrespectfully when I haven't done anything to them.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Yeah that's a bad business model.
It's okay though I guess everyone has a bad day, and apparently my request annoyed the fuck out of him. I'm not pressed about it, I just get a little irritated myself when people talk to me sideways and disrespectfully when I haven't done anything to them.

You're kind of a cunt tbh. I can see why null told you to fuck off.