💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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So has he made his brother wear a wig, a bra filled with socks, and roleplayed with him as his futa dommy mommy yet?

On a serious note, It shouldn't need to stated, but:

If the only thing you truly care about is that video games aren't made exactly as they were 10-20 years ago and you just want to be a mother's basement dwelling chair potato gooning in peace, you will not gather sympathy from normal people and won't be able to engage in real change.

He probably knows this, but the grift can never end otherwise he'd have to get a real job.
 
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Madison Grant said:
2025 recap video up:

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Finally watching this. He starts with the worst because he knows his fans only want to shit on games. Doesn't focus on anything other than a random trans writer and "millennial writing" in Metroid. Immediately dips into complaining about feminism with SHf... tapping out on KCD2 and mentions millennial humor again. There isn't anything of substance in this.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Finally watching this. He starts with the worst because he knows his fans only want to shit on games. Doesn't focus on anything other than a random trans writer and "millennial writing" in Metroid. Immediately dips into complaining about feminism with SHf... tapping out on KCD2 and mentions millennial humor again. There isn't anything of substance in this.
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It's worse than that, if you remember he spend a ridiculous amount of time focusing on KCD2 on his channel around a year ago...only to put Outer Worlds 2, the second most forgettable RPG after Avowed, over it. All because /v/ hates Outer Worlds 1 more than they hate their lives, so naturally the /v/ contrarian tried to appeal to the outrage train that never left the station because neither fans or haters cared about this game. 4 hour long video that took him 3 months or so to make, and god knows how much time wasted streaming KCD2, and it all meant nothing because Tim Cain chaffed his ass, lol

Oh, and his GOTY is a baby Nintendo game because he genuinely could not be arsed to play anything else that's good this year. Even his gaming lists are now a joke, this faggot genuinely has nothing going for him now aside from his parasocial livestreams.
 
He's not a grifter, he just cares about the culture war because he's autistic.

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This thumbnail is a lie, a normal person would never review all the Sonic games,
 
Husky said:
''But if I provide substance like American Krogan, I'll get banned''

This is Coby's actual defense every time someone asks him to further elaborate on wokeness. Even on stream, where he is most comfortable saying edgy things, he remains at the most surface level of "muh, Jews bad." I agree that Jews are bad, but the bigger question is how are Jews bad?

American Krogan would actually quote history books to expose Jewish propaganda. Coby Goldstein wouldn't, because he is an incompetent cowardly faggot.
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American Krogan's closing speech in his Last of Us Game/TV review is his Magnum Opus of his internet career. That speech is something Coby can't fathom to make or even attempt it.
 
I get the weird feeling that synth wont age gracefully and will join his internet dad Dsp in how to age like shit.
 
00R-Gundam said:
I get the weird feeling that synth wont age gracefully and will join his internet dad Dsp in how to age like shit.
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Let's see:

- Diet: smash burgers, cookies and greasy Italian-American food
- Exercise: just lifting, no cardio or flexibility
- Sleep: practically nocturnal, streams regularly end at 3-4am
- Grooming and self-care: non-existent

Yeah, it's over chuds...
 
Hi, I don't know if this is worth it, but I found this clip from Aug 27, 2025. Apparently Coby showed his bulge on stream before. Given that he is becoming more and more like LTG towards his chat, I thought it would be funny to find the clip where he wore grey shorts and semi exposed himself. If someone know when that was, please let me know.

Coby brags about his dick, "muh dick!" like a true nigger.
 
Husky said:
Hi, I don't know if this is worth it, but I found this clip from Aug 27, 2025. Apparently Coby showed his bulge on stream before. Given that he is becoming more and more like LTG towards his chat, I thought it would be funny to find the clip where he wore grey shorts and semi exposed himself. If someone know when that was, please let me know.

Coby brags about his dick, "muh dick!" like a true nigger.
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Almost as homosexual as Turkey Tom.
 
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