💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
The projection from Nick is off the charts today:

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Third World Aristocrat said:
The man is simply too disgusting. I can't even finish watching Elissa Clips' curated selections from his streams. The revulsion his appearance provokes is that strong.
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He's nothing but a horrorcow now. He should expire painfully.

Vibralldo said:
"Threatened by an alcoholic homosexual" is nick suicidal again?
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Did he punch himself or the mirror this time?
 
Vibralldo said:
"Threatened by an alcoholic homosexual" is nick suicidal again?
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AltisticRight said:
Did he punch himself or the mirror this time?
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It's potentially a cold take on this Scarlett drama, minus the homo part unless he knows something we don't:

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Tragically, Matt will never find the courage to follow through on that one, just like the last few times:

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Could he actually pull it off this time around? Hope springs eternal...

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daffodils said:
- 1h12m: Nick doesn't have an open marriage and isn't trying to have sex with anyone
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This part is insane to me:

“If I have an open marriage then I’m not violating anything, I guess, right? Like, that’s how I understand it. So then, you’re an old man on the internet, who’s concerned about who a 25-year-old has sex with that is not a family member or a friend of yours.

(Long gay pause)

Why, Kevin? You’re a married man; why are you worried about that?

(Longer gay pause)

Kevin, you’re a married man. Does your wife know that you have a deep, personal interest in who a 25-year-old blonde woman is having sex with? To the point that you’ve now spent days talking about the sex life of a young woman that you have no connection to other than having her on your show a couple times? That’s weird, buddy. That’s a strange thing to do.”

Notice how Nick never once mentions the fact that Scarlett is a fucking PORN STAR. Why does he distance Scarlett from porn? “Young woman,” “25-year-old blonde woman” like she’s a regular woman and not a professional whore. “Why do you care about the sex life of a porn star, Kevin?”

Additionally, wtf does her being blonde have anything to do with why Kevin’s wife would be more upset than a woman with any other hair color? In my mind he without a doubt wants to fuck her/is trying to fuck her/will fuck her as a replacement April.
 
You’re telling me Nick Rekieta backed down as soon as someone called out his bullshit and told him to produce specific proof of his faggy claims?

Shocker.

Nick was never going to survive the ol’ KB 1099 challenge.
 
Big Dick Dave said:
This part is insane to me:

“If I have an open marriage then I’m not violating anything, I guess, right? Like, that’s how I understand it. So then, you’re an old man on the internet, who’s concerned about who a 25-year-old has sex with that is not a family member or a friend of yours.

(Long gay pause)

Why, Kevin? You’re a married man; why are you worried about that?

(Longer gay pause)

Kevin, you’re a married man. Does your wife know that you have a deep, personal interest in who a 25-year-old blonde woman is having sex with? To the point that you’ve now spent days talking about the sex life of a young woman that you have no connection to other than having her on your show a couple times? That’s weird, buddy. That’s a strange thing to do.”

Notice how Nick never once mentions the fact that Scarlett is a fucking PORN STAR. Why does he distance Scarlett from porn? “Young woman,” “25-year-old blonde woman” like she’s a regular woman and not a professional whore. “Why do you care about the sex life of a porn star, Kevin?”

Additionally, wtf does her being blonde have anything to do with why Kevin’s wife would be more upset than a woman with any other hair color? In my mind he without a doubt wants to fuck her/is trying to fuck her/will fuck her as a replacement April.
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Even "porn is the best thing ever!" gooner Nick knows admitting scarlet's a whore who fucks for money makes her (and even worse, by extension him because he wants to fuck her) look bad.

Nick also thinks blonde, very young looking women are the hottest, so bringing up how Scarlet is blonde is also saying she's sexy, and therefore Nick is cool because he's trying to fuck her.

This "why do you care about my personal life, it's so weird!" is such a whiny, gay cope from a man who made millions off of covering other people's personal lives. Nick can give but can't take, unlike his sex life where he can only take ot up the ass.
 
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Before Nick gave a monologue about Kevin Brennan and KB’s 20-year marriage to the mother of his two children, he said this:

“I'm not going to talk about [KB]...I'm sure he will be spending plenty of time covering me. Once you go Nick you want to see his Dick.”

It beggars belief that this zilch thinks he’s witty.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Before Nick gave a monologue about Kevin Brennan and KB’s 20-year marriage to the mother of his two children, he said this:

“I'm not going to talk about [KB]...I'm sure he will be spending plenty of time covering me. Once you go Nick you want to see his Dick.”

It beggars belief that this zilch thinks he’s witty.
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What a retardly homosexual non-sequitor. Why would anyone want to see his dick that doesn't function unless it's pumped up with Rugiet and accentuated by a few buff bulls demonstrating Newton's third law on his slatternly wife?

Nobody wants to see your dick. Nobody even wants to see you. Wear a niqab already.
 
The funniest thing about Nick targeting Scarlett is that his idea of a prize is a girl who eats out random black guys’ buttholes on video for money and has admitted she wants to fuck Karmic.

Nick thinks this is cool and impressive and aspirational. Drugs really did permanent brain damage to this dweeb who couldn’t afford to lose any more IQ points to start with.
 
East_Clintwood said:
not trying to have sex = are doing it, or have at least arranged it since that means he's no longer trying to have sex.
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Another possibility: The weasel word isn’t “trying” but “I’m.” If Scarlett’s the one who brought up them having sex first, then technically it’s not him trying to have sex with her, but her trying to have sex with him.
 

Threatened By A Moron - Key Word Is ILLEGAL: Do They Get 4th Am Protection? - Don Lemon Indicted​

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58 gifted memberships, $218 in 27 superchats. Don't know how much in Supertips, but he got beaten by someone named Sperg Snake who has 267 subscribers and seems to review Wheel of Fortune episodes.

Paypig of the day accounting for 23% of superchats:
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At the start of the show, he talks about his latest visit to Goodwill and the dozens of items he bought. The hoard is growing again.

7m: How has Nick's arrest affected his popularity? Lengthy cope session follows. He's actually more popular now! Everybody's super nice! It's just the internet that doesn't get it and dehumanizes him.

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At 25m, Nick starts discussing audience demographics. He got a lot of "elderly Republicans" in 2020. After Depp, his audience is 35% female. Before any of that, his audience was mostly 25-35 yo males. People that age haven't had many setbacks in life, that's why they reacted so negatively to Nick's "stuff".

He goes on to talk about how as a young man, he was confident to tell other people how they should live, but now he is older and wiser. He has "experiental empathy" now.

That's about as much as I can take, but there seems to be new Andrew Wilson seethe at 3h and reaction to Matt Mead texts at 50m.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Before Nick gave a monologue about Kevin Brennan and KB’s 20-year marriage to the mother of his two children, he said this:

“I'm not going to talk about [KB]...I'm sure he will be spending plenty of time covering me. Once you go Nick you want to see his Dick.”

It beggars belief that this zilch thinks he’s witty.
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Kevin's wife left him.
 
daffodils said:
Nick had stopped bleeding subscribers for a month or so, but right when he says most of his money comes from subscriptions, the downward trend picks up again.

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- 13m: Brennan's comedy style is outdated and vulgar[!]
- 26m: if Youtube wants to do superchats with AI voices, they CAN'T now! They'll have to buy it from Melton!
- if you still talk about Nick's arrest, you are stuck in the past
- 36m: Nick puts on his dead goldfish voice and talks about all the people out of his "thousands, millions" strong audience he's helped: "Talking about help with their marriage, talking about not killing themselves... just being there to listen"
- Still thinks he's "invented a genre of entertainment on Youtube"; he "sparked this massive interest in American law"
- 1h12m: Nick doesn't have an open marriage and isn't trying to have sex with anyone

That's just bits I found skipping. Nick is glacially slow and talks in circles about how much of a loser everybody else is. You can jump in at virtually any point and there will be seething and projection.
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Rekieta's life is over. Every stream, no matter the topic, becomes a contorted trip down memory lane for him. It's always about what he was doing. Whatever he is doing is never engaging or relevant.

This faggot was bestowed every boon and every mercy imaginable and he still felt entitled to squander it in ridiculous fashion through a 6 year strong midlife crisis. Terrible, terrible.
 
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