Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

"My eating isn't 100%."

It's cool Amber, I'll do the math for you. If eating at a healthy BMI for your height is a TDEE of 1.5k calories, and you're eating 3.5k to maintain your morbid obesity, I'd say your eating is at... 235%. You're welcome.

 

[CreamyCheeses]

Is it me or in Amber's latest video, she sounds like she has developed Kailyn's "giggle exhale"? (Off-topic, potential powerlevel)

 

[GORL]

Ah, our favourite delicacy fully cooked bacon is back!

She is so out of breath.

...Also, she just had to mention that 89 pounds. LET IT GO, AMBER.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ah, our favourite delicacy fully cooked bacon is back!

Didn't she say she hated bacon? lmao

 

[wahhhmbulance]

I really don't understand the already-cooked bacon. It's like the easiest thing to cook, especially for a fat lazy person.

also I think also I think everyone now should refer to her as Amber. She hates it and whines that it's not her name and it is so let's call her by her proper name. I still like to write victim Lynn, but it's the sacrifices I have to make the piss her off.

I also never understood why she wanted to go from Amber, which is a perfectly ordinary if slightly lower class name, to Amberlynn which is like the most hick name in the world. Is "Amberlynn" considered refined down in buttfuck Kentucky?

 

[Bitchboy95]

Didn't she say she hated bacon? lmao

Yes! I noticed that too. She's said that she doesn't like it in numerous videos. I guess bacon is bae now.

 

[C3PBRO]

She is so out of breath.

...Also, she just had to mention that 89 pounds. LET IT GO, AMBER.

I was about to say the same thing, she huffs and puffs her way through the entire video. Also it's remarkable you can add another layer of laziness to pre-cooked bacon by heating it in the microwave. Don't even get me started on buying microwave dinners when you don't have a job.

Bitch takes shortcuts through life like a motherfucker, and it shows.

 

[SailorJupiter]

Yes! I noticed that too. She's said that she doesn't like it in numerous videos. I guess bacon is bae now.

She can't remember all the lies she tells

 

[Queen of moderation]

So in her latest car crash grocery haul she mentions she needs to get her life together because she is 26 years old and has never cooked bacon on the stove. Gorl you delusional af. There are so many other ways you need to get your life together. Also, we don't need another grocery haul where we are watching you unload your processed junk whilst you justify it by saying you are making changes with a kilo of spinach that will probably go mouldy in the fridge and some pre cut mushrooms because your lazy arse can't be bothered to cut them for yourself. Also, 'I've bought some carrots that I will eat raw or I will cook them. And some mushrooms and onions I will cook' way to go on the content hamber. Well all know those vegetables will end up in another sodium laced rancid soup concoction.

 

[EH 110]

Perfect. Because she thinks its a cute nickname with Big al. She says Big a.l.

Big Amber, there is no confusion.

I think she hates being called big. It's hard to feel cute and petite when someone puts "Big" in front of your name. That's why I like calling her big anything: Big Al, Big Amber, Big Gooorl.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I'm thinking of referring to her as The Gas Giant. She does love planets, after all.

 

[Planet Mookbong]

Meanwhile, astronomers made a recent discovery:

 

[Cocco]

So is this what she eats in a day because we know she has to eat like...3,000 cal a day. You're not fooling me Hamber with your "Lean Cuisine".

Probably that isn't even half of what she may have bought. It seems she buys groceries not more than once a week, she binge eats, her stomach is pretty enlarged and the last days her fridge was emty oh and she is the queen of lies and excuses when it comes to food. So she probably went crazy shopping but made the video showing only one bag of groceries, there is no way that's all she eats, maybe for few days but not for a whole week, simple logic.

 

[haygurlhay]

She seriously does hate being called any name that isn't cute lol that's why I love when Rafe has the floor on YouNow because she'll read aloud just about anything and Amber just has to sit there with a forced smirk on her moon face.

 

[GORL PLZ]

Just started watching big ALs new video. Before I go any farther, why does she bother to buy organic when she eats other crap and goes out to eat somewhere everyday??

 

[Unidentified FUPA]

I'm thinking of referring to her as The Gas Giant. She does love planets, after all.

Somebody replaced Pluto.

 

[phatbabezzz]

Rafe was on YN with Big AL in the backseat. I guess AL needs a "vacation" again, poor girl, she's working so hard

 

[Cantthinkofanything]

Didn't she say she hated bacon? lmao

Ah....we are falling prey to that common disconnect, assuming "liking" is a necessity for eating. Sometimes the taste buds must be sacrificed to maintain the integrity of the whole. Like wot sumo wrestlers do. That magnificent body has not come from a lifetime of lettuce, it has taken years of bacon-related work. We can only look in awe and marvel....

 

[haygurlhay]

Somebody replaced Pluto.

Some of you really have a talent for Amber Art lol I really hope she either comes on here and sees this shit or someone tweets it to her.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

She can't remember all the lies she tells

EXACTLY!!! When someone lies to the extent Amberlynn does, they absolutely forget. The funny thing is most chronic liars don't have all their lies documented online, by date!! Whoppsie daisy!

Probably that isn't even half of what she may have bought. It seems she buys groceries not more than once a week, she binge eats, her stomach is pretty enlarged and the last days her fridge was emty oh and she is the queen of lies and excuses when it comes to food. So she probably went crazy shopping but made the video showing only one bag of groceries, there is no way that's all she eats, maybe for few days but not for a whole week, simple logic.

And ya know ya gotta hit the McDonalds on the way home from shopping. Especially when you "haven't eaten all day".