😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Why is the bitrate is maliciously shifting around, to control the views, as I sit here and call out that you're fucking with the game?
Yes.

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Brown People are Gross said:
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Sifu's older brother who learned Karate but only for sport (i.e. no physical contact) and neglected his training only to became a fat slob who can't defend himself, which means Sifu could break his neck in .5 seconds :smug: He's also a piece of shit who boolied Sifu, and possibly a golemancer.

Here's a picture of his wife alongside her father:
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She has a mustache :stress:
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He's wearing the nonce dog-whistle shirt:
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Awesome seeing all the new faces. You really never know what kind of schizo you are going to get with this dude. he will be ranting about trump and the NSA in one stream then in the next he is cutting his lawn with scissors in the dark:
 
Schizo ramble excerpt from an 8 hour stream where he doesn't stop talking to himself about fundamentally nothing, good lore dump. Nobody is saying a word in chat.

 
The Spin Hammer Fist is the first successful technique I actually got on him

You know who he reminds me of? Steve from Agenda Free TV
 
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Thank you for introducing me to this tard. Genuinely entertaining and great OP. That being said, I don't think I have had as sudden of a dark whip lash from something so fucking funny to horrifically sad like that in a while. I don't want to ruin the funny, but I can't help but think his delusions are a coping mechanism for trama now. Man...
 
Gonna dump a lot of miscellaneous clips I have gotten from previous streams, most of which are from one stream he did on November 2025 where he bitched about a local mechanic shop for 7 HOURS and were being prepared for this thread back then.

Spoiler'd for ease of scrolling.


MY MOM'S CAR BLEW UP, IN WALMART PARKING LOT!!!!!!!


MY FUCKING WHEEL ALMOST FLEW THE FUCK OFF


The trolls and stalkers JERK OFF to his streams and are slowing down his stream because they watch his stream after watching disgusting porn


He knows hardware very well and built CIRCUIT BOARDS with his bare hands at 9 years old!


random guy on TrashTube gives Sifu a shoutout using his last name, what a rapist stalker


During his rant about a local mechanic shop, he gets hit with Malicious Bitrate


Karate SUCKS!


Your punch would never reach Sifu before he strikes you back and destroys you. He also demonstrates just how fast he can punch


Sifu can kill you in SECONDS


TrashTube is behind fraud, terrorism, human trafficking, et cetera


Sifu unintentionally reveals he called someone a nigger in middle school.


Sifu was bullied by black kids n shiet


random little spergout


Sifu rants about black women in HR positions (real)


Compares Trump to a malfunctioning robot you'd see in movies


The stream starts buffering when he mentions Obama, not suspicious at all :smug:


Youtube is rigging the views


He's being censored by Intel for daring to mix and match computer components from different manufacturers or something.


General public has such low IQ and he can be a better mechanic than his local mechanic because he had a "good high school education" while they didn't


Other martial arts schools may be watching his streams and stealing his wisdom and techniques


Random tangent about Gordon Ramsay, comparing themselves and claiming the chef didn't inspire Sifu to do what he does (?)


Wal-Mart is taking advantage of the middle class because of Trump or something

Forgot to say it last post but congrats Bloitz on getting the thread approved and featured on MATI so quickly and welcome to any new people.
 
Turns out that when you become enlightened the fans get louder bitrate gets malicious. Shine on, you schizo diamond...

Thanks for the OP, OP.
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LOCAL POLICE AT IT AGAIN :stress:

Screenshot_20260210-095653~2.jpg I have a feeling he's going to notice a decline in viewership starting today. The Trump administration pardoned an actual crackhead to spite sifu.
 
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