Feb 13 2026 - Chris kicked from HarmonyCon

[King Metalia]

Chris getting kicked out of Harmony Con
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Oh shit did Chris finally get a haircut or is it just my imagination?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Even if barb chandler herself publicly says Chris didn't do it I think people will still say he did.

Given her age and alleged mental state she is an extremely unreliable source (outright refusing the rape kit, too, despite having no good reason not to). But at this point it doesn't even matter if Chris truly did the deed or not, because it's a convenient excuse to kick him out on sight on the risk he ends up doing something truly stupid.

ESPECIALLY Harmonycon. I'm sure the exact details weren't relayed but Chris really does not like respecting other people's personal space when he wants to get all huggy, and moreover him being a fucking dumbass is probably the only reason he even decided wearing a skirt was a good idea because the convention is in Dallas, Texas. At the same time the hotel is playing host to a bunch of people in town for some WWE event.

There was a genuine non-zero chance Chris wouldn't have left the hotel the same condition he went in had he not been kicked out on the first day.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Given her age and alleged mental state she is an extremely unreliable source (outright refusing the rape kit, too, despite having no good reason not to). But at this point it doesn't even matter if Chris truly did the deed or not, because it's a convenient excuse to kick him out on sight on the risk he ends up doing something truly stupid.

Agreed Chris has years of baggage beyond the rape of barb. He acts even worse than most convention goers at the most deviant if cons, and even after all this time some stupid ween will crawl out the woodwork just to shout Julay! At him even if they're just as old amd tired of it as he is.


Cons have wanted an excuse to keep hims as far away from the main floor for years.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Literally writing that he's in a redemption arc is pretty fuckin on the nose. I think still on meds but changed dose or has slipped his handlers.

I don't think it's meds, or Chris even being on them, I think him not publicly tard raging was because Flutter was in the picture. She's been in the picture since his time in jail and most certainly both physically and emotionally been able to calm him down so he didn't tard out. Like that last con he got booted from.

This is how Chris naturally is without that guiding hand. He was already banned, but snuck in anyway wearing a disguise, yet still dropped stuff all around so anyone who saw it knew Chris was there. That's pure, 100% Chris deviancy at work. When he got caught, he caused a scene "blessing" people. No different than screaming "jew" at Snyder when he tried to weasel his way back in.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Agreed Chris has years of baggage beyond the rape of barb. He acts even worse than most convention goers at the most deviant if cons, and even after all this time some stupid ween will crawl out the woodwork just to shout Julay! At him even if they're just as old amd tired of it as he is.


Cons have wanted an excuse to keep hims as far away from the main floor for years.

The only chris could ever have a redeption arc is by acting sane, getting a job, and finally growing up.

Chances of that by now: Not fucking happening.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

outright refusing the rape kit, too, despite having no good reason not to

Rape kits are invasive as fuck and take time to do properly. I completely understand why someone would refuse. He definitely raped her though.

In semi-related news Chris' fit reminded me of this:

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

moreover him being a fucking dumbass is probably the only reason he even decided wearing a skirt was a good idea because the convention is in Dallas, Texas

To be fair Dallas is pretty much interchangeable with any major American city when it comes to these kinds of cultural issues. It's not some redneck rural village in the Hill Country where they'd run this motherfucking freak out of town on a rail (as he should be).

He's as safe there as he would be in NYC or San Francisco.

 

[Agares]

"White power blessings to every one of you!"

Even the niggos, Chris?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Texas

That's where LioConvoy lives suprisingly. And we already know Cow Crossovers are hilarious.

it reminds me more of cartman giving out fruit baskets to all the people he wronged am thinking that made up for killing and turning scott tennerman's parents into chili.

One of them were also his father don't forget it.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

sorry for being late and gay, while I read the thread, I just wanna say:
it warms my heart that the beautiful virginian tradition "ban the autistic" is still around

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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"White power blessings to every one of you!"

Even the niggos, Chris?

As funny as this picture is, it's exceptionally surreal because you can tell Chris has nothing behind his eyes in that full panic mode. He's learned enough not to fight, or yell semetic slurs, but has to do something, so he settles on a "blessing". But if you look close, his brain is in overdrive, he literally can barely think and just has to go off autopilot, trained by things that happened. "Don't be a dick, but instead be a dick in another way and pretend you're the good guy".

 

[Agares]

As funny as this picture is, it's exceptionally surreal because you can tell Chris has nothing behind his eyes in that full panic mode. He's learned enough not to fight, or yell semetic slurs, but has to do something, so he settles on a "blessing". But if you look close, his brain is in overdrive, he literally can barely think and just has to go off autopilot, trained by things that happened. "Don't be a dick, but instead be a dick in another way and pretend you're the good guy".

All the maladaptive coping mechanisms in maximum overdrive. Ever since the Idea Guys MKultra'd him, Chris' go-to way of dealing with problems has been magical thinking when before, that was reserved for Curse Ye Ha Me Ha's whenever he ran into Jerkops or had to deal with Mary Lee Walsh.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

The only chris could ever have a redeption arc is by acting sane, getting a job, and finally growing up.

Chances of that by now: Not fucking happening.

You really can have redemption after you fucked your own senile mother?

Is Chris detransitioning? he has short hair like in the old days.

he´s now like, the Jesus of Jehova´s Witness panflets

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You really can have redemption after you fucked your own senile mother?

Clarification: I meant what could at least be redemption for chris, which even then is a pretty low bar. Acting like a human adult would be like climbing mount Everest or winning a gold in any Olympic event for him.

If he could do that, then all this would finally be over before chris ends up cremated because there'd be nothing for us to cover.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

Alright, why is Chris cosplaying a Power Ranger at a pony convention? Is there a joke I’m missing?

and why a power ranger? this fucktard was never into that franchise, or at least not a lot, he should stop ruining and meddling in the fandoms of decent, working people

I was about to post that, you magnificent bastard. Well done.

Chris has reclaimed his whiteness, had aquired a finnish GF, and he just WON. He will lead us to the Vrill powered LightBlessed Hyperborean age as Branchland Court will teleport to Agartha. The Merge will save the White Race, is he not Yakub's Finest Son? After all, does not Sonichu make True and Honest Lightning Bolts from each cheek? Thor's own lightning is at His Autismness's command.

this are the traces of classic chris stupidity that we all love and miss

This is the first time I've seen Chris act like Chris in years. It's like the meds briefly wore off.

you can´t leave him alone even for a little bit, he needs his tard wranglers 24/7, goddamit flutter, you suck at your job

As funny as this picture is, it's exceptionally surreal because you can tell Chris has nothing behind his eyes in that full panic mode. He's learned enough not to fight, or yell semetic slurs, but has to do something, so he settles on a "blessing". But if you look close, his brain is in overdrive, he literally can barely think and just has to go off autopilot, trained by things that happened. "Don't be a dick, but instead be a dick in another way and pretend you're the good guy".

considering that the time when he almost committed a fatal hit-and-run to Michael Snyder, and was in the same psychological state...this is a little better

 

[Optimus Prime]

and why a power ranger? this fucktard was never into that franchise, or at least not a lot, he should stop ruining and meddling in the fandoms of decent, working people

Same reason he decided that he is Blue Heart, his own fanmade personification of an old-ass video game console that never came up once in anything he did until he got interested in Hyperdimension Neptunia.

More likely he googled some weird combination of the concept of redemption and 'light powered' and got the White Ranger because Google's search AI couldn't understand what Chris wanted.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

He's been doing that weird high pitched noise on cameo a lot recently. Idk why but that noise is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

thank god I don´t see the shit he produces, videos or cameos, because it´s so goddamn annoying, I barely can stand the Chris falsetto, let alone that horrible weird noise...

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posting an edited, flipped version for assholes like me with vision problems.

I know for chris you gotta keep up with his BS to understand the mangled turns of phrase he uses. I'm questioning what he really means by telling bronies to 'go touch grass.' I haven't kept up with him.

I think optimus prime is right when he says that chris wearing the white suit plays into his redemption arc idea, since chris can never have an original thought.

the narcissistic literal motherfucker tard is insulting his own fandom (who hates him) like he´s ahead of them or something, he can talk shit until the end of times about how he is on his redemption arc and he´s changing, but naaah, he will never, ever change

Literally writing that he's in a redemption arc is pretty fuckin on the nose. I think still on meds but changed dose or has slipped his handlers.

I´m seriously thinking if he´s really still taking his meds

This fat fag trying to cuck the content. shame
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there´s so many weird stuff happening in this picture that I can´t just point one

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

As funny as this picture is, it's exceptionally surreal because you can tell Chris has nothing behind his eyes in that full panic mode. He's learned enough not to fight, or yell semetic slurs, but has to do something, so he settles on a "blessing". But if you look close, his brain is in overdrive, he literally can barely think and just has to go off autopilot, trained by things that happened. "Don't be a dick, but instead be a dick in another way and pretend you're the good guy".

Hard to believe it's been almost a decade since the Hedgehog-Defensive State.

I am just glad he knows he's hated and unwelcome everywhere.

 

[Neil]

Also, interesting update about Harmonycon.

Somehow, everybody running the convention did not know Chris existed. So it's likely he did NOT actually use a fake name like I thought, and he just burned the anonymity card (like it was ever going to work to begin with). Moreover, the con chair only acted as he did because he thought it was a bunch of people being bullies to a mentally challenged person, and appologized to the guy he shoved so he owned up to his mistake.

Chris rose to relevance on the internet almost 20 years ago now, a lot of the people around when he first became a lolcow have now moved on to different things and forgotten about him, zoomers and alphoomers have new lolcows to point and laugh at like Clavicular, BossmanJack, Wings (kinda), Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, etc.

It's practically forbidden to make jokes about Chris on the largest social media platform around, Twitter, because Chris is now a genderspecial and you must acquiesce to his neopronouns otherwise you're hurting the other heckin transes. So yeah, it makes sense that Chris's relevancy has waned a lot in the 5 years since the Incest Saga.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris rose to relevance on the internet almost 20 years ago now, a lot of the people around when he first became a lolcow have now moved on to different things and forgotten about him, zoomers and alphoomers have new lolcows to point and laugh at like Clavicular, BossmanJack, Wings (kinda), Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, etc.

It's practically forbidden to make jokes about Chris on the largest social media platform around, Twitter, because Chris is now a genderspecial and you must acquiesce to his neopronouns otherwise you're hurting the other heckin transes. So yeah, it makes sense that Chris's relevancy has waned a lot in the 5 years since the Incest Saga.

This just reminds me about the one time Sonichu came up during a discussion with college friends over lunch back in 2014.

Now I feel old.