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MMX said:
Doood everyone knows enemy's can't pick up weapons
Whatever dude he's just mashing hammer
I was blocking
(Asks stream chat for advice)
Beginners trap nothing he could do
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I think we all know Phil isn't coordinated enough to wield a weapon. His spastic arm movements are evidence enough that Phil probably couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
 
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Keystone said:
His few remaining unironic fans are crazier than he is:
https://twitter.com/ThePlagueTND/status/878996899449249792 (http://archive.is/TY2rw)
That is some potent fucking autism right there :story:
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That is so fucking eye rolling.
Closest thing to that list is the SoK with their hilariously sad hierarchy...other than that, nobody answers to anyone. More than a few people here will absolutely love that someone thinks King of Pol is a General. On top of the fact that Jim pops in various places to comment about DSP now and then, but he's by no means "The Commander."
That person's observation aptitude is equatable to Phil's romance skills.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
That is so fucking eye rolling.
Closest thing to that list is the SoK with their hilariously sad hierarchy...other than that, nobody answers to anyone. More than a few people here will absolutely love that someone thinks King of Pol is a General. On top of the fact that Jim pops in various places to comment about DSP now and then, but he's by no means "The Commander."
That person's observation aptitude is equatable to Phil's romance skills.
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Can you tell us more about the sad hierarchy? I'm curious because from what I know they just add people to a Skype group.
 
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xenomorph said:
Rumor mill is a girl named GamerNicole painted those paintings with her tits
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I initially suspected that as well, but the painting has the name "Marcey" at the bottom right corner. Wonder what she wrote that with.

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Keystone said:
His few remaining unironic fans are crazier than he is:
https://twitter.com/ThePlagueTND/status/878996899449249792 (http://archive.is/TY2rw)
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Holy shit, that is too much. Wow.
xenomorph said:
Rumor mill is a girl named GamerNicole painted those paintings with her tits
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Seriously? So he'd kept them in storage while he and Leanna were still dating so she wouldn't suspect anything--even so, those paintings are chaste as hell regardless of the mediums used to paint them. That's kinda like the equivalent of hiding your softcore porn stash away from your significant other or something.
 
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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
I remember that people mentioned that Fred Fuchs was "The President" of the SoK, and that apparently some people take that ridiculous title seriously, because autism.
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Hollywood Kojima and Renegade Operative were the "President" before him and they took it seriously. It was then given to Fred on episode 7 of their podcast in order to trigger THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS because he was assblasted at Fred for whatever reasons. Then the title was abandoned. I've never seen Fred refer to himself as President anywhere or take it seriously, in fact people just assume he's the leader because he talks all the time.
 
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Duderz said:
Then the title was abandoned. I've never seen Fred refer to himself as President anywhere or take it seriously, in fact people just assume he's the leader because he talks all the time.
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Yeah, it is my impression exactly. But remember that autistic people cannot interpret sarcasm.

Back to Phil: less than two months passed since PandaLee GTFO of his manchild dungeon, and the cracks are already starting to happen, with his escalating isolation from the outside world, his deteriorating hygiene and physical activity, his poor diet, and so on. His downfall will be a slow, painful, miserable process, and all because of his own incompetence. Get the popcorn out and have fun, folks.
 
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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
Yeah, it is my impression exactly. But remember that autistic people cannot interpret sarcasm.

Back to Phil: less than two months passed since PandaLee GTFO of his manchild dungeon, and the cracks are already starting to happen, with his escalating isolation from the outside world, his deteriorating hygiene and physical activity, his poor diet, and so on. His downfall will be a slow, painful, miserable process, and all because of his own incompetence. Get the popcorn out and have fun, folks.
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Phil is so fragile now it is painfully obvious. He NEEDS positivity based on how shit his life is and he is been such an asshole to everyone around him for so long that it's just not in the cards for him.

Any little event is getting blown up now, not just for the sake of donations but now for the sake of his fragile sanity.
 
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Duderz said:
Phil is so fragile now it is painfully obvious. He NEEDS positivity based on how shit his life is and he is been such an asshole to everyone around him for so long that it's just not in the cards for him.

Any little event is getting blown up now, not just for the sake of donations but now for the sake of his fragile sanity.
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#DSPahsitive

I hope he does more house tour videos because I'd love to see the accumulation of dust on the furniture as time goes on.
 
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