DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JackDavis]

"UUUUUHHH LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN VOMIT ON A PLATE EWWWWW THAT'S WHAT THEY EAT OVER THERE?!"

seriously though do americans buy frozen, chopped stir fry vegetables and pre-cooked sliced chicken breasts? fuck me if i wanted that much prepared food i'd just order takeaway.

I give him a pass on the frozen vegetables. They're not processed, they're just frozen. To buy all the vegetables needed for stirfry might be annoying for some people so I'm okay with it.
The frozen, pre-cooked chicken though.. Those aren't even real grill marks on them, its coloring.
Takeout food is honestly probably healthier, they use fresh vegetables and chicken (not cat ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK). His food is swimming in stirfry sauce and soy sauce.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

If you see someone overweight to obese, this is very likely. It's strange how most less than average build people hate prep. It's like once they get the idea of food it has to be right now. The dumbest of things can be bought here pre prepared. For fucks sake you can buy sausage and egg scramble in a bowl. That's 5 minutes and lazy prep to begin with. And preserved like a mummy.

Side note some of those stir fry mix bags aren't bad if you get a good price and pitch the sauce packet. SAMs club sells a good one. But chicken is just sodium injected and microwaved mass production. Paying extra to not have to cut it and kill yourself with salt.

We have a big Asian market in town that sells things like cow liver and whole fish and has aisles of things in packages that laugh if you suggest that they have English instructions on them... anyway, you can get whole ducks and chicken there for super cheap, and all it takes is a little knowledge of how to cut up whole poultry and a desire to be adventurous with spice packets that are all in Korean, and you can make some amazing food with very little in the way of prep. In fact, let's see. Ours is called Super G Mart, so...

Lol yup http://www.hmartus.com

Edit: if you're lazy, they sell boneless thighs and breasts there for cheaper than most grocery stores, but you get the most bang for your buck with the whole poultry. The only expensive meat they sell is the shabu shabu cuts.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

If you see someone overweight to obese, this is very likely. It's strange how most less than average build people hate prep. It's like once they get the idea of food it has to be right now. The dumbest of things can be bought here pre prepared. For fucks sake you can buy sausage and egg scramble in a bowl. That's 5 minutes and lazy prep to begin with. And preserved like a mummy.

Side note some of those stir fry mix bags aren't bad if you get a good price and pitch the sauce packet. SAMs club sells a good one. But chicken is just sodium injected and microwaved mass production. Paying extra to not have to cut it and kill yourself with salt.

Edit: oh yeah. The stir fry veggie sauce packet is likely all in there too. That's where the thickness of the sauce is coming from.

So you're looking at, no hyperbole, 500% dsv of sodium on that plate.

so he's got the soya sauce, the stir fry sauce, and the sauce that may or may not have come with the veggies? lordy loo and i feel bad adding a dash of chicken powder to my stir frys when i'm feeling risky. i really wonder how many years Leanna just took off his life for forcing him to cook for himself.

 

[PL 879]

"UUUUUHHH LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN VOMIT ON A PLATE EWWWWW THAT'S WHAT THEY EAT OVER THERE?!"

seriously though do americans buy frozen, chopped stir fry vegetables and pre-cooked sliced chicken breasts? fuck me if i wanted that much prepared food i'd just order takeaway.

The bigger issue with buying food here in America is the staggering list of additives that oftentimes isn't allowed in any other country. That is another reason Phil is asking for serious health complications that may be unforeseen to his sans-glasses eyesight, but to an objective health-conscious observer it's clear as a pond at dawn.
Selecting organic ingredients and preparing them himself would play a role in healing his infamous sinus calamity since not filling your body with crud each day will boost one's immune system.
If I had no idea who Phil was and was asked to personal train this guy, I'd mark it as a hopeless cause within a week.

We have a big Asian market in town that sells things like cow liver and whole fish and has aisles of things in packages that laugh if you suggest that they have English instructions on them... anyway, you can get whole ducks and chicken there for super cheap, and all it takes is a little knowledge of how to cut up whole poultry and a desire to be adventurous with spice packets that are all in Korean, and you can make some amazing food with very little in the way of prep. In fact, let's see. Ours is called Super G Mart, so...
Lol yup http://www.hmartus.com
Edit: if you're lazy, they sell boneless thighs and breasts there for cheaper than most grocery stores, but you get the most bang for your buck with the whole poultry. The only expensive meat they sell is the shabu shabu cuts.

You can bet in Seattle there's an absolute plethora of these type of markets. He just doesn't want to learn and improve.

 

[Picaninnyfreeze]

so he's got the soya sauce, the stir fry sauce, and the sauce that may or may not have come with the veggies? lordy loo and i feel bad adding a dash of chicken powder to my stir frys when i'm feeling risky. i really wonder how many years Leanna just took off his life for forcing him to cook for himself.

No I'm telling you 100% all three are in there. I've had the same bag of stir fry. Comes with a packet of gel sauce about pound sized maybe. About like one of those bag freezer/cooler ice packets. Looks like that but ginger brown instead of blue.

No way he didn't put it in there. Too cheap and gluttonous.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

You can bet in Seattle there's an absolute plethora of these type of markets. He just doesn't want to learn and improve.

Absolutely.

Damn, I sound like I'm harping on this, but I really want DSP to live blog himself going into the Super H Mart for the first time. You walk in, are hit with a wall of fruits that you've probably never heard of, and the whole store smells vaguely of fish. It's fucking amazing.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

We have a big Asian market in town that sells things like cow liver and whole fish and has aisles of things in packages that laugh if you suggest that they have English instructions on them... anyway, you can get whole ducks and chicken there for super cheap, and all it takes is a little knowledge of how to cut up whole poultry and a desire to be adventurous with spice packets that are all in Korean, and you can make some amazing food with very little in the way of prep. In fact, let's see. Ours is called Super G Mart, so...

Lol yup http://www.hmartus.com

Edit: if you're lazy, they sell boneless thighs and breasts there for cheaper than most grocery stores, but you get the most bang for your buck with the whole poultry. The only expensive meat they sell is the shabu shabu cuts.

i don't wanna go too OT but whole fish/meat is the way to go if you can get it. learn to prep it whole, carve it raw, make stock or whatever. it's a life skill worth cultivating.

The bigger issue with buying food here in America is the staggering list of additives that oftentimes isn't allowed in any other country. That is another reason Phil is asking for serious health complications that may be unforeseen to his sans-glasses eyesight, but to an objective health-conscious observer it's clear as a pond at dawn.
Selecting organic ingredients and preparing them himself would play a role in healing his infamous sinus calamity since not filling your body with crud each day will boost one's immune system.
If I had no idea who Phil was and was asked to personal train this guy, I'd mark it as a hopeless cause within a week.

again, I suspect his diet can only go downhill with Leanna out of the picture. especially with his new and intense work schedule, you can bet his cooking will consist of mostly assembling pre-made ingredients with pre-made sauces, or fast food.

 

[Dragoonism]

No wonder he made it through 2015 and 2016!

 

[PL 879]

Absolutely.
Damn, I sound like I'm harping on this, but I really want DSP to live blog himself going into the Super H Mart for the first time. You walk in, are hit with a wall of fruits that you've probably never heard of, and the whole store smells vaguely of fish. It's fucking amazing.

It wouldn't be of any interest to DSP because he does not possess the depth of character to appreciate some of the beautiful things in life like a Tuscan-esque sunrise, the sound of birds in spring time eager to find a mate, the smell of salt when waves crash against the shore, or the discovery of fruits and fish which can add culinary excitement and adventure.
He's lived in Seattle this long and has taken in none of it. DSP may as well live underground in a bomb shelter...which may be coming if the detractor army finalizes their invasion strategy.
Lifeless husk of an individual.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

You can bet in Seattle there's an absolute plethora of these type of markets. He just doesn't want to learn and improve.

I have driven more than 12 hours a number of times in my life to enjoy the rainforests of Washington, Oregon, and British Colombia (sue me, :powerlevel: police). It absolutely does my head in that he lives a couple of hours away from pristine hiking trails (many of which are level or very slightly inclined), camping spots, beaches, and fishing and crab trapping areas, and the extent of his travels from Renton has been visiting downtown Seattle twice in 4 years.

I mean.... my God, man! Pack a tent, a couple of sleeping bags, some sandwiches for lunch and some meat to grill at night (and a bottle of gin and tonic water mixers, naturally) in the BMW and drive out to the coast or even inland to one of the many lakes. Take a stroll in the evergreens with the missus and enjoy the surroundings you are paying a premium to live near. If he left at 9 AM on Friday he could easily be back for a 5 or 6 PM stream on Saturday feeling refreshed and infinitely more peaceful.

Conversely, arguing with autists on your dying webpage, responding to barbed YouTube comments, taking pictures of your TV screen for Instagram, and knocking back V8 energy drinks during a session of Injustice 2 all the while waiting for your fiancee to bring home Arby's after her long work shift is also an option.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Jesus Christ. He's cooking with soy sauce AND bottled stir-fry sauce (whose principle ingredient must surely be soy sauce). Meanwhile, not a grain of rice to be seen to temper the sodium levels on the palate and to ensure he doesn't solely fill up on the contents of salt mountain.

We all eat unhealthily at times, but only a lolcow broadcasts their destructive swill expecting praise. Somewhere Leanna is having a salad and a sandwich with her Arizona tea happy she doesn't need to massage her own shoulders after ladling out Phil's portions into his trough.

*love the Yan Can Cook inspired comment on the picture, by the way.

To be fair, I cooked stir fry a few days ago and the back of my stir fry sauce does say to use soy sauce.

That doesn't excuse the utter lack of fresh vegetables and chicken, though.

 

[Zim]

You can't even count his attempt at stir fry as actual cooking. He literally is just heating some stuff up. It's already been cooked and flash frozen.

At least it's healthier then what he normally eats. Oh wait... shit tons of sauce. I retract my statement.

 

[Taily Puff]

No I'm telling you 100% all three are in there. I've had the same bag of stir fry. Comes with a packet of gel sauce about pound sized maybe. About like one of those bag freezer/cooler ice packets. Looks like that but ginger brown instead of blue.

No way he didn't put it in there. Too cheap and gluttonous.

I've used that same bag too. The frozen vegetables aren't really that bad. I believe they're flash frozen raw and it's a pretty tasty blend that would be a hassle to assemble fresh. The sauce is actually pretty good too. I mean it's not healthy, but sauce tends not to be healthy in the first place, so just don't drown your veggies in it and it's not the end of the world.

But using pre-cooked chicken (especially when you don't have a job) is unnecessarily lazy for anything other than a drunken shame meal. And using extra sauce so that your veggies are basically coated in syrup is just disgusting.

 

[What?]

Has anyone gone through his new Red Dead Redemption playthrough to make highlights yet?
I'm gonna call it and say that when he gets to Mexico there have to be really good instances of how racist he is.
"Oh senor my burrito taco taco aye aye aye! ACK ACK *snort*"

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Has anyone gone through his new Red Dead Redemption playthrough to make highlights yet?
I'm gonna call it and say that when he gets to Mexico there have to be really good instances of how racist he is.
"Oh senor my burrito taco taco aye aye aye! ACK ACK *snort*"

He probably went on about how good the game looks but simultaneously insinuate that it's good graphics is responsible for him sucking shit at it.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Has anyone gone through his new Red Dead Redemption playthrough to make highlights yet?
I'm gonna call it and say that when he gets to Mexico there have to be really good instances of how racist he is.
"Oh senor my burrito taco taco aye aye aye! ACK ACK *snort*"

So, he's Herbert Moon?

 

[PL 879]

Has anyone gone through his new Red Dead Redemption playthrough to make highlights yet?
I'm gonna call it and say that when he gets to Mexico there have to be really good instances of how racist he is.
"Oh senor my burrito taco taco aye aye aye! ACK ACK *snort*"

If he made those remarks when he originally played through Red Dead Redemption in 2010, one would like to believe that he has matured since then.
Unfortunately, this is Phil we're talking about. There will be at least one "spic" in there somewhere.
He'll add with his usual dignity and charm how much he loves the latina girls' titties.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Has anyone gone through his new Red Dead Redemption playthrough to make highlights yet?
I'm gonna call it and say that when he gets to Mexico there have to be really good instances of how racist he is.
"Oh senor my burrito taco taco aye aye aye! ACK ACK *snort*"

With the way he's been acting recently, I'm holding out for an instance of "wetback".

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Phil's willing to play Odin Sphere because he doesn't know it's an Atlus title

 

[BrunoMattei]

Your autistic Mafia attacked Ardnas for making a few pennies off DSP while Tevin makes basically his non social welfare income off making fun of DSP. If you can't see the blatant hypocrisy in that then you can't be helped.

You were the one who dragged this thread into the topic of Phil's detractors again by turning an off cuff comment by @SirJamesDTech into yet another discussion about the SOK. Do it again and you'll get warning points. If you want to say 'my friends aren't autistic guys I swear!' there's a specific detractors thread for it.

"Autistic mafia." I like that.