Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

when did we stop bombing iran or did that jewish country or something fill in for a while?
 
The same people crying and chimping out on social media over this move would be singing a VERY different tune if an Islamic Supreme Authority suddenly came into their country, dismantled their secular, pro-Western civilization and muh freedoms they so cherish and made women cover up in hijabs

this is what they took from these people:
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Momokun's OP doesn't mention she was a model in Iran in the 60's.
 
It's probably HAPPENING
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It's about time for the Islamic world to get the biggest, fattest wake up call since the Reconquista. No, muzzie, you're not God's chosen and we will not be forced to pray on a carpet.
Problem with that is that Iran is Shia. Which means they might as well be Jews in the eyes of a Sunni. Probably even worse. The majority of our world has a problem with Sunni muslims tho'. So this won't be this fat wake up call you're making it out to be.

For most of them this is heretics getting punished for their wrong ways. Won't change a thing for the downfall of UK for example.
 
God damn it, this is my punishment for going to bed at a normal hour. For the first time in generations the USA decides to kick off a war during the daylight hours of the target country rather then at night.
War? Brother, I don't think Iran is going to exist within a week. I'd hardly call it a war if the entire country revolts against its masters.
 
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MES knows it's joever and that the Ayatollah's gonna get cassarolla'd.
Holy fuck. Holy FUCK.
If Copelord Supreme is saying "it might be bad, ready yourself" that means things are cataclysmically bad.
This Baghdad Bob saying "Ok, the Americans are in control of Baghdad" levels of 'I can't even cope my way around how terribly this is going'.

Someone please post the succession of headlines about Napoleon's return from Elba.

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IRGC being deployed to the streets of Tehran to control the celebrating.
Please Iranian protesters. Surround them. Take their weapons. Use those weapons to get more weapons. I beg you. Actually do it this time.

Iranian Impacts in the UAE.
Another case of "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH get absolutely no-lube fucked up your shit-smeared assholes you faithless dune coons".
Waaaah we don't want the US to use our territory or airspace for operations on Iran becasue of dune coon solidarity. We wouldn't want Iran mad at us!
Well, look what fucking happened anyway you bedsheet wearing faggots. I hope you all die.

we destroyed all of their air defence during the 12 day kerfuffle, they didnt really recover
What? No bro what are you talking about. They had fully recovered. The finest BRICS posters assured me that China had sent them their latest and greatest F-35-fucking RADARs and that Russia had given them S-800 launchers armed with hypersonic missiles and that Iran had 8 million totally real and not just jumped ballistic missiles ready to rape the USN.
To say Iran's airdefense hadn't fully recovered, supplied by BRICS members, is to imply that BRICS is fake and massively gay.

ok so this definitely isn't a "show of force/save face" conflict like last time. I half expected it to end after the first wave but this is going to continue for a while.
This is the real deal. The US/Israel (Europe if they stop being fags. [lol. j/k]) will continue bombing for a few days, I think we'll get some action next week and maybe one more, to see if the protestors are able to organize and demonstrate their ability to be a viable side in a civil war.
If they can, operations will continue and likely increase in frequency and power.
If they cannot, expect another gay ceasefire like last time as Trump has everyone pack up and go home.

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Uh oh, MES is getting cranky! For the Telegram users that want to watch IRGC people coping and seething in real time here's the link to the channel: t.me/Middle_East_Spectator
No, that was the stuff in June. Iran was givine a chance to abandon its nuke program in exchange for a reactor and having to buy fuel from a 3rd party. Instead they were retarded dune coons.

I am looking forward to MES and team getting a very personal demonstration of how war works.

Another middle east adventure at the behest of isreal. Great. Wonderful. Awesome.

Greatest ally etc.
Post hands.
 
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