Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[cruderudedude]

It comes from Dobson's own experiences on a gaming forum he joined many years ago. He kept sperging about how the Wii was the most amazing and sophisticated console to ever exist, and that the cutesy games that dominated the Wii's library were of much better quality than the gritty and mature games that were popular on the other major consoles. Naturally most of the other members mercilessly mocked and picked apart the bullshit that Dobson spewed out constantly, earning themselves a special place on Dobson's infinitely expanding shitlist. The relatively harmless criticism and trolling from years ago have stuck with him for all these years and have been exaggerated and twisted in Dobson's sad lonely, mind to the point where he now believes that the majority of the entire gaming world constant shat on the Wii and looked down on it as a children's plaything (which all video games technically are) and that the infantile hate-filled comics he drew about them are actually scathing commentary that sent all Nintendo naysayers into a blind frenzy as they tried to defend their pitifully skewed mindset.

TL;DR: Dobson became the local lolcow of some old gaming site and made some shitty comics in a pathetic attempt to get back at them, and now Dobson has once again performed amazing mental gymnastics to make himself seem less sad and feel like he's actually important in some minuscule way.

Also he keeps a list of usernames of people who annoyed him back on gametrailers forums, and what they did to annoy him. Even when Dobson makes an enemies list he still does it about the lamest thing possible. He talks about it in one of his minecraft videos, if you can stand listening to IRL Strong Sad for 10 minutes

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Everyone suggesting games to Dobson needs to remember something.

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I love this tweet because what he's talking about is hardly elitism, it's making the game function at all. There's a lot of debate over if 30 or 60 FPS is better, but nobody wants it running at 10 because at that point the game is basically unplayable. If your game is running at the speed of a PowerPoint presentation, then maybe you should play something your computer can actually handle (not that Dobson would ever listen of course, if what he considers elitism is telling you 10 FPS is terrible for gaming).

 

[MarineN*423543]

Also he keeps a list of usernames of people who annoyed him back on gametrailers forums, and what they did to annoy him. Even when Dobson makes an enemies list he still does it about the lamest thing possible. He talks about it in one of his minecraft videos, if you can stand listening to IRL Strong Sad for 10 minutes

Imagine how must feel to have raised him only to became the most sterotypical loser

 

[Ruin]

I love this tweet because what he's talking about is hardly elitism, it's making the game function at all. There's a lot of debate over if 30 or 60 FPS is better, but nobody wants it running at 10 because at that point the game is basically unplayable. If your game is running at the speed of a PowerPoint presentation, then maybe you should play something your computer can actually handle (not that Dobson would ever listen of course, if what he considers elitism is telling you 10 FPS is terrible for gaming).

Dobson installed mods which remove all combat and combat encounters. He's essentially playing it like a visual novel which explains why sub 10 fps doesn't bother him. Still I'm surprised he likes TES considering it's a fairly dark fantasy series which contains war, cannibalism, rape, and tons of murder.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Dobson installed mods which remove all combat and combat encounters. He's essentially playing it like a visual novel which explains why sub 10 fps doesn't bother him.

Then what the hell's the point of playing? To look at the scenery? I mean yeah it's pretty, but what's there to work towards? Without the combat the game kinda becomes nothing.

I mean I shouldn't expect any less from Dobson, but it boggles my mind. Combat isn't the series' strong point, but without it all you're left with is a big sandbox.

 

[Ruin]

Then what the hell's the point of playing? To look at the scenery? I mean yeah it's pretty, but what's there to work towards? Without the combat the game kinda becomes nothing.

I mean I shouldn't expect any less from Dobson, but it boggles my mind. Combat isn't the series' strong point, but without it all you're left with is a big sandbox.

It's actually quite a bit creepier than that. Dobson has the Hearthfire addon which allows you buy a home and adopt an orphan child. Dobson just stays in Whiterun roleplaying with his virtual lesbian couple and child.

And yes I'm serious he tweeted about all of this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Dobson installed mods which remove all combat and combat encounters. He's essentially playing it like a visual novel which explains why sub 10 fps doesn't bother him. Still I'm surprised he likes TES considering it's a fairly dark fantasy series which contains war, cannibalism, rape, and tons of murder.

If we assume he doesn't read the lore or goes far into the quests, he wouldn't see most of that. All he knows is what the first quest would show and that's if he didn't mod out the intro too for creating issues on his PC.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don't see why he has to pretend he's some special snowflake for liking what everyone else likes.

It's mainly for the attention and wanting to be noticed.

Because Dobson also has a victim complex, he pretends that those dang, dirty dudebro gamers crucified him for liking the Wii.

While I'm sure there was some Wii-hate out there and I'm sure some of it got directed at Dobson (almost certainly because he was deliberately trying to provoke it), a large part of it is that Dobson has made being persecuted part of his identity, yes. It's a variety of the victim complex that's actually pretty standard today... you make yourself feel important by the fact that people are supposedly trying to persecute you, and if they're trying to persecute you then you must be a wonderful, important human being who could change the world if they weren't keeping you down. (Obviously, this only applies to those who are On The Right Side Of History... banning, silencing, threatening, and casting out those who think wrong thoughts says absolutely nothing about those people or thoughts other than that they are evil.)

It's basically yet another attempt by Dobson, and all the other Dobsons out there, to make up for not having much of a personality beyond "petty asshole".

 

[LOOPS]

Everyone suggesting games to Dobson needs to remember something.

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Then fix it, retard. Sitting there complaining about other people isn't going to fix anything.

 

[Lorento]

Then what the hell's the point of playing? To look at the scenery? I mean yeah it's pretty, but what's there to work towards? Without the combat the game kinda becomes nothing.

Andrew Dobson is so ridiculously boring as a human being that he will literally play a videogame that revolves around fighting without the fighting.

And he wonders why he's mocked.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Then what the hell's the point of playing? To look at the scenery? I mean yeah it's pretty, but what's there to work towards? Without the combat the game kinda becomes nothing.

I mean I shouldn't expect any less from Dobson, but it boggles my mind. Combat isn't the series' strong point, but without it all you're left with is a big sandbox.

Sandbox, perfect for a manchild like him

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You would think Dobson would at least get Sexlab going so he could pretend to have all the virtual lesbian sex.

Wait...sexlab requires effort. Nevermind.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You would think Dobson would at least get Sexlab going so he could pretend to have all the virtual lesbian sex.

Wait...sexlab requires effort. Nevermind.

I don't think his mac could handle one of those mods unless he wants a lesbian slideshow or his mac to explode. One of these days we're going to get a big chimp out when it finally breaks with him getting angry at people making suggestions to replace it. Something to look forward to.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don't think his mac could handle one of those mods unless he wants a lesbian slideshow or his mac to explode. One of these days we're going to get a big chimp out when it finally breaks with him getting angry at people making suggestions to replace it. Something to look forward to.

"Don't tell me to get a new one! Tell me how to make this one work again! No not that, it requires me doing stuff, tell me how to have you fix it for me!"

Of course it will be longer and more drawn out than that, but if the instructions are any longer or require more effort than maybe taking off a panel and pressing a button, he won't do it. He'll probably move right on to trying to guilt people into buying him a new one.

Considering that it sounds like Patreon fees for withdrawing money are about to go up though, Dobson would need several months of saving up just to be able to pay for a McDonald's combo meal.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Considering that it sounds like Patreon fees for withdrawing money are about to go up though, Dobson would need several months of saving up just to be able to pay for a McDonald's combo meal.

The entire patreon thing should have been a severe wake up call for him if you ask me.
Like, he should have realized that the reason he does not make any money there unlike other artists could be that people don't like his product. instead he bitched about patreon fults that wer ehis mistakes, gave up entirely and showed he has the working schedule of Spoony once more.
for crying out loud, chris Chan makes more money on patreon than this guy.
If Chris Chan genuinely manages to beat you at life in term of success, you need to rethink things.

Also, in light of his Doctor Who rant, I am thinking a new joke about him should be made. Like that every self insert of his is actually a sperg lord regeneration or so.
the original "Dobson" died off a heart attack based on mcDonalds food in college and then regenerated into CathyN first

 

[Gordon Cole]

Also, in light of his Doctor Who rant, I am thinking a new joke about him should be made. Like that every self insert of his is actually a sperg lord regeneration or so.
the original "Dobson" died off a heart attack based on mcDonalds food in college and then regenerated into CathyN first

OG Dobson->CattyN->Tom Preston->Blue Bear->Andrea Dobson?

 

[RockVolnutt]

OG Dobson->CattyN->SYAC Dobson->Blue Bear->Andrea Dobson?

I'm still hoping it's Asami Dobson and not Andrea.

 

[MarineN*423543]

also while cwc is has mentall illness and shit parents, flopson has no excuse he is a legit beta human

 

[Kabobs]

I'm still hoping it's Asami Dobson and not Andrea.

Welp, thanks for reminding of this:

Spoiler: And this. (NSFW)

 

[Ruin]

also while cwc is has mentall illness and shit parents, flopson has no excuse he is a legit beta human

Chris was born to two alcoholic genetic garbage hillbillies in their mid forties, there was almost a hundred percent chance he was going to be r3tarded. Dobson was born into an upper middle class suburban family who own their own business and could afford to send him to a private art college. By all accounts he had a privileged upbringing and the reason he failed is because he's a selfish socially deficient manbaby who acts like an utter twat to everyone.