Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

[Pointless Pedant]

"like a moth to a flame, like a bullet to the brain" is lyrics from something that was popular in the early 2000s but I don't remember what.

Otherwise, LOL 2EDGEY9ME

Was it this?

 

[Loxiozzz]

This is the second grown man with a thread that I've seen write sad poetry and fail. Just like an emo, complain about how hard life is and still too weak to do a flip.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Was it this?

Crying in my crib
My foreskin will not heal
Shlomo took it all
And made of it a meal

 

[HighwayOverpass]

if he "craves the journey to [his] grave" so much why doesn't he help himself along that journey

head. oven. bake for approximately 15 minutes.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My favourite part is when he rhymes "wind" with "friend"

Jimbo "Sook Forgiveness" Mitchell, the 124 IQ linguistic genius.

So he either pronounces "wind" as "wend," or friend as "frind."

 

[Brackets]

if he "craves the journey to [his] grave" so much why doesn't he help himself along that journey

Because he's immortal, duh.

o he either pronounces "wind" as "wend," or friend as "frind."

I've been thinking of it as wind and frind, based on what I've heard of his voice.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Because he's immortal, duh.

I think he attributes that "I am incapable of death" thing to the time he got hit by a car and survived.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think he attributes that "I am incapable of death" thing to the time he got hit by a car and survived.

His lack of comprehension speaks to his low intelligence. A normal person would conclude that they simply were lucky, or were hit a speed and manner that didn't cause massive injuries. He has other strange beliefs like your dick size is determined by how tight the first vagina you insert it into. He also thinks he's a ravishing specimen of manhood, instead of a lumpy potato with poor hygiene and the undying hatred of everyone who knows about him.

 

[yeast god]

lol yeah @ToroidalBoat don't you know? He's committed suicide using Aleve and Tylenol (lol Jesus Christ) SO MANY times that he couldn't possibly exist anymore if he weren't immortal.

Who knew the secret to longevity lies within an autistic fatass with a kiddy fiddling fetish who pronounces friend in a way that it rhymes with wind?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How is discussing why Jimbo thinks certain things "kiwifarms hate?" Oh right, it isn't asspats.

Also Jimbo thinks over-the-counter stuff is lethal?

 

[yeast god]

Also Jimbo thinks over-the-counter stuff is lethal?

Idk maybe he read the label and all the OD and poison control warnings made him think he could kill himself that way. Theoretically, it could kill you. But body size, metabolism, body chemistry all comes into account here. Tbh he'd be better off eating copious amounts of salt.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Tbh he'd be better off eating copious amounts of salt.

I think he has enough already because of us.

 

[Brackets]

I have committed suicide so many times I don’t exist anymore.

I wish. Try harder next time.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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lol yeah @ToroidalBoat don't you know? He's committed suicide using Aleve and Tylenol (lol Jesus Christ) SO MANY times that he couldn't possibly exist anymore if he weren't immortal.

Who knew the secret to longevity lies within an autistic fatass with a kiddy fiddling fetish who pronounces friend in a way that it rhymes with wind?

Kiwi Farms: James is a sick piece of pedo-scum.
James: ...
Kiwi Farms: James pronounces 'friend' weird.
James: I have to address this!

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Also Jimbo thinks over-the-counter stuff is lethal?

Spoiler

Tylenol is actually ludicrously poisonous in large doses. Even for overdosing, Tylenol abuse is a notoriously
painful way to die. It shuts down your liver and induces a lot of vomiting and dehydration, if I remember correctly. There also isn't a good way to treat it after a certain point, it is very difficult to flush out.

"I have committed suicide so many times that I don't exist anymore."

Unfortunately, that is not how it works.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Spoiler

Tylenol is actually ludicrously poisonous in large doses. Even for overdosing, Tylenol abuse is a notoriously
painful way to die. It shuts down your liver and induces a lot of vomiting and dehydration, if I remember correctly. There also isn't a good way to treat it after a certain point, it is very difficult to flush out.

"I have committed suicide so many times that I don't exist anymore."

Unfortunately, that is not how it works.

"Acetaminophen overdose is one of the most common poisonings worldwide," according to the National Institutes of Health.

Taking too much of this pain reliever can lead to liver failure or death.

The FDA has set the recommended maximum for adults at 4,000 milligrams per day. It's easier to reach this limit than you might think; one gel tablet of Extra Strength Tylenol, for example, contains 500 mg"

If he really tried acetaminophen, and failed, then he really sucks at the whole "suicide" thing. I'm not even trying to alog. It's just so common, you'd think he wouldn't be having troubles. On an average day, if you're in pain (and advil can't be taken) you'd be surprised how much your using by mistake.

Hell, that's ignoring stuff like benadryl and nyquil that might have it too. It's ridiculously easy to forget how much you took.

 

[DrJonesHat]

"Acetaminophen overdose is one of the most common poisonings worldwide," according to the National Institutes of Health.

Taking too much of this pain reliever can lead to liver failure or death.

The FDA has set the recommended maximum for adults at 4,000 milligrams per day. It's easier to reach this limit than you might think; one gel tablet of Extra Strength Tylenol, for example, contains 500 mg"

If he really tried acetaminophen, and failed, then he really sucks at the whole "suicide" thing. I'm not even trying to alog. It's just so common, you'd think he wouldn't be having troubles. On an average day, if you're in pain (and advil can't be taken) you'd be surprised how much your using by mistake.

Hell, that's ignoring stuff like benadryl and nyquil that might have it too. It's ridiculously easy to forget how much you took.

Death by acetaminophen overdose is painful, as someone said above, it's also not quick. You can linger for a week or so before you finally expire.

 

[AnOminous]

Death by acetaminophen overdose is painful, as someone said above, it's also not quick. You can linger for a week or so before you finally expire.

Worse, you can not only fail, but just cause permanent liver damage, so you linger on for weeks or months and need a liver transplant.

Frankly, I'd rather see a liver be given to an elderly drunk than to this piece of shit.

 

[Brackets]

From what Mike said about the women JTM hangs around, it shouldn't be too difficult for him to get his hamfists on some crack, meth, heroin, or other drug that really packs a death-inducing punch. Even if walking/tricycling to downtown Muncie proves too arduous, his dad's an alcoholic, so he could easily just ramp up Tylenol's effects on the liver by stealing one of daddy's beers.

Considering his prowess for pharmacological chemistry, and assuming he's serious about killing himself (despite asserting fairly regularly that he's too much of a coward to attempt), it surprises me that none of these strategies have occurred to Jimbo.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Worse, you can not only fail, but just cause permanent liver damage, so you linger on for weeks or months and need a liver transplant.

Frankly, I'd rather see a liver be given to an elderly drunk than to this piece of shit.

Well, if it makes you feel better, Jimbo's probably going to die of heart failure or a stroke, given his weight. The problem is that that'll take another 20 years or so, so he has ample time to ruin other people's lives before then.