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lowly kiwi merchant said:
That photo appears to have been taken from the Marina Towers building.

41°53'16.66"N 87°37'44.87"W

You can see the matching building to the left with the wavey balcony design.

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And you can see the exact fencing with the little circular pattern behind them.
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Those towers are a condo and not open to the public. So who lives there that they are visiting? One of her johns?
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It always comes back to corn :story:
 
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porkWellington said:
I skimmed through The Political Cesspool from last night and Ralph no-showed unless he made a very brief, like less than a minute, appearance
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It was a 30-45min appearance, ostensibly for him to pretend he was embedded behind enemy lines to report on the Mexican cartel activity. He failed to mention he spent the entire time hiding in restaurants and bars in the middle of Guadalajara's tourist district, but he did take the time to heap loads of praise onto the cartels. He gave his opinion on Iran too, which, predictably, happens to be the exact same position as one Nicholas J Fuentes (that is, Blump is gay and stinky and this is the blunder of the century).
 
Wasn't she drummed out of porn for failing an STD test and doesn't Ralph refuse to wear condoms

We are in for one hell of Google search slip up from Ralph.

And furthermore when Ralph does not repay his half of the tab the episode of judge Judy bout to be LIT
 
unironicjudiaism said:
Wasn't she drummed out of porn for failing an STD test and doesn't Ralph refuse to wear condoms

We are in for one hell of Google search slip up from Ralph.

And furthermore when Ralph does not repay his half of the tab the episode of judge Judy bout to be LIT
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This is some trailer trash television in the making. Ralph is gonna get fucking AIDS.
 
Mushroom King said:
HIV Ralph arc incoming? That would be so funny, Ralph getting HIV from blacked.com royalty.
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drammamean said:
Although obviously no one should want HIV, it’s not the HIV I’d be worried about; they have treatments for that.
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If Ralph got HIV would it even matter? Surely he's going to die from an OD or something before it manifests into AIDS right? I imagine Prep + xanax + booze is worse for a liver than just xanax + booze so trying to manage it might actually shorten his life compared to just ignoring it.

congoman said:
No chance an ex-porn star isn't on the pill. No new demon baby unless a dark lord wills it into existence
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RALPHAMALE DON'T MISS, BISH!
 
SCV said:
If Ralph got HIV would it even matter? Surely he's going to die from an OD or something before it manifests into AIDS right? I imagine Prep + xanax + booze is worse for a liver than just xanax + booze so trying to manage it might actually shorten his life compared to just ignoring it.


RALPHAMALE DON'T MISS, BISH!
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The thing that makes me sad is that Ralph knows this woman probably has AIDs and still wants to have a child with her. I'm no doctor, but I think your kids spawn with AIDs and that whole cycle just gets worse. The reason I feel like she for sure has AIDs is because she suddenly quit porn. Porn is really exploitive, it can capitalize on anything really. If you're short, it's midget porn. If you're black, it's blacked porn. If you dick has a weird shape, it's freak show porn. Even if you started a porn career as an ordinary woman and something horrible happened to you, for example a really bad prolapse from banging 300 dudes to set a reddit record, you segway into prolapse porn. So for a person to go from a new pornography every week of the year to just not making porn at all, HIV / AIDs is the culprit because it basically prohibits you from porn, not because they wouldn't make it and make money off of it, but because STRIPE / VISA and the powers that be would strap your money down the way Porn Hub turned millions of mother and son videos into 50 year old step moms getting stuck in a dishwasher porn. Anyway, that's why I think Scarlet has HIV / AIDs.

Also want to bring up that I read on twitter at some point a shitpost that said Scarlet is so mentally aloof that realistically, and more importantly legally, she can't actually consent to sex due to her low IQ or mental health. Ralph sure knows how to pick them. Now he's trying to have an HIV baby with her despite having two kids he already can't take care of or legally even be in the same room with. I want to laugh at this whole situation but it's really fucking grim.
 
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