Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Uncle Buck]

"My stupid opinion and desire to watch 'splodey things may have gotten a million people killed but you mispelled a word!!!!"

You fucking imbecile.

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[LeChampion1992]

I like how you just accept their propaganda at face value, when I haven't seen any other sources backing up the targeting of Iranian water plants.
So far, it just seems like projection where they claim it's happening to them as an excuse to do it to others. Again, maybe I missed something, but this is classic false flag shit.

This the fog of war is thick and you got one side trying to say Iran will win this one its inevitable they have all the missiles in the world and the other side is saying the US will easily crush iran and im seeing a clusterfuck of a situation.
I will say this the Iranian situation is worse than the Israeli situation atm.

The real life photo's where more kino then anything they could do with movie magic
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The real heros of the gulf war were war were the firefighters who put out the Kuwaiti oil fires.
Say what you want but those are the guys who had to start the process of decontamination on the land.

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I wonder how long the homefront can bear these escalating cost, people are using Buy Now Pay Later just for groceries and many are defaulting
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Just put an enormous amount of pressure on the poorest and hardest working people of our country

Well it depends on the states you live in. While costs will rise high oil prices are somewhat good domestically speaking. States like Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, the dakotas and even the Ohio River Valley are about to see economic booms from oil and gas extraction.
Also with Venezuelan crude now coming online to the American market at a fair price is also ablut to improve Venezuelas economy too.
Again rising costs is an issue but if ypu have real jobs paying even the idiot handler 6 figures just to be on the site and sweep stuff due to hazard pay you can expect a boom in housing, lodging and etc...

 

[Ly Erg]

The only likely case of nukes being used is by delusional zealots who are fine killing themselves to achieve what they envision which is why Iran can not get any sort of chance to cause mass destruction due to following the New Shia Beliefs after 1979 with them replacing the "Theory of Waiting" that traditional Shias follow which is to not get involved with politics and wait for the Hidden Imam to appear with a far more radical "Theory of Preparation" which they want to set up the groundwork for the Hidden Imam to appear which requires tons of injustice and destruction. The IRGC being outright bastards that encourages such terrorist behavior also makes them getting any chance of having any influence to do with Nukes a very important reason to not allowing them to do so.

Which is why Iran's citizens that are sick of the IRGC and Theocracy need to take over.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

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Iran has launched an airstrike against an unidentified AmeriKKKan base somewhere in the Middle East. I hate that I have to clarify that this is a joke.

F/A-18 the Movie, lol (there's a few Harriers and Tomcats in the last fight too.)

Iranian farmer takes out Great Satan's Helicarrier wonderwaffe:

It means "Trump Always Chickens Out".

Basically the process is:
1) Trump threatens something
2) Shitlibs declare that thing Trump threatened will literally end the world/crash the economy/institute full Nazi Germany/etc.
3) Trump doesn't do that thing because it was all blowhard negotiating tactics
4) Shitlibs declare that Trump has chickened out

For example:
Trump: "I'm going to invade Greenland"
Libs: "NOOOO EUROPE WOULD CRASH OUR ECONOMY OVERNIGHT IN RETALIATION!!!"
Trump: "I'm not actually going to invade Greenland."
Libs: "HAHAHA CHICKEN! NO BALLS LMAO HE WAS TOO SCARED TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT!!! "

It took me way too long to figure out what "TACO" meant. For the longest time, I kept wondering why the libs were still bitching about Trump's taco bowl post from 2016. I thought maybe he'd retweeted it again! lol

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(Just checked, and yep, they are actually still bitching in the replies on the original post lol)

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

just also VERY curious to me we can get a reporter in NOW during an undeclared war with missiles activity still falling but could not during the alleged 20-40 thousand protesters being killed

Same reason we don't have video of the tanks running people over in Tiananmen Square. Took a while just to get pictures of the dead out.

Plus, Iran's government is probably more aggressive about stopping anyone filming their crackdown now, after that whole Neda Soltan woman's killing back during the 2009 protests.

 

[J79-GE-17]

It sucks for the taxpayers that some expensive equipment got blown up, but it's not like that shit was unobtanium or somehow irreplacable.

I would rather lose systems that are in production and replaceable rather than something like an F-22 which at this point may as well be powered by 90s black magic.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Mojtaba is reportedly unable to attend his official "allegiance ceremony" due to an assassination attempt, opting to use a picture of him instead.
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they did it again

I like how the regime is mostly 80 IQ peak retards.

 

[Farm Hand]

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.

Spoiler: BONUS: Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag

I've been listening to Tucker's podcast since the war started, and boy is he a disingenuous loon.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I’m fucking laughing that ships are slipping through by turning off transponders.

This implies that Iran has a serious lack of redundant C4ISTAR, and were basically relying on ships to give away their positions to cue in weapons.

turns out the war isn't actually happening guys

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according to some overintellectualized faggot who specializes in english linguistics, this war isn't real because the US government distributes propaganda and in real wars you don't kill their leaders on the first day. He poorly paraphrases Baudrillard's criticism of the gulf war and forgets that the first gulf war didn't have smartphones and OSINT showing everything in real time via the internet

People throughout the middle east are hiding from BMs and Shaheds but that's not real

"intellectuals" are the worst subhumans there are, the most retarded of niggers can acknowledge reality but only these Harvard educated retards can tell me that white is black and mean it

He seems to be saying that the "war isn't real" not in the sense that it's not literally happening but more in the sense of "muh poor Iran is inflicting disproportionately less casualties on the US and that's a bad thing!"

Seems less reality denying and more moralfagging

 

[babyDunk]

So what do the goatfuckers have left

-they can't do large missile barrages at Israel or anyone anymore
-their drone attacks have been scattershot and weak
-russia isn't coming to save them
-china isn't coming to save them
-they can't make $900 gorillion oil habben
-their frens in Lebanon and Iraq are mostly sitting on their hands AGAIN (protip, Ayatollahs: you fucked up, you trusted Arabs)
-they're getting bombed harder every day than the day before
-their navy no longer exists
-their conventional chair force no longer exists
-eventually, the glowniggers will give Pahlavi the greenlight to set off the rebellion
-IRGC sleeps in tents and cars outside their barracks and bases because staying inside is guaranteed get litrully btfo
-officers tell the grunts to hold the line then disappear on them

Is going down to the bitter end like the Nazis really how they're gonna play this lol

With all this in mind, they are still WINNING though

 

[Ghostse]

The real heros of the gulf war were war were the firefighters who put out the Kuwaiti oil fires.
Say what you want but those are the guys who had to start the process of decontamination on the land.

100% accurate.

Iran finally discovered the ultimate way to destroy Israel: Their wallets.
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Well the retarded brown, indian Iran cheerleaders who come to shit up the thread believe there is a literal gate that Iran can close, so why not put a tollbooth too?

Mojtaba is reportedly unable to attend his official "allegiance ceremony" due to an assassination attempt, opting to use a picture of him instead.
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This is more cringe than weebs going on "dates" with anime girl printouts.

The only likely case of nukes being used is by delusional zealots who are fine killing themselves to achieve what they envision which is why Iran can not get any sort of chance to cause mass destruction due to following the New Shia Beliefs after 1979 with them replacing the "Theory of Waiting" that traditional Shias follow which is to not get involved with politics and wait for the Hidden Imam to appear with a far more radical "Theory of Preparation" which they want to set up the groundwork for the Hidden Imam to appear which requires tons of injustice and destruction.

But see how can you say that? Iran only launched drones and missiles on their uninvolved neighbors, continue to do so. There is ZERO evidence they are retarded violent muslims who will chimp out and try to attck other countries they can most definitely be trusted with the bomb.

I like how the regime is mostly 80 IQ peak retards.

And sadly are intellectual giants compared to their fanboys they send to shit up this thread when they are once again cucked to completion.

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Spoiler: BONUS: Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag

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I've been listening to Tucker's podcast since the war started, and boy is he a disingenuous loon.

Cucker Tarlson also glows. He's a literal glowie, who is now controlled by Arabs in Qatar having gotten a taste of that sweet Dubai Chocolate. It is incredibly sad to realize that he wasn't just trying to wake people up to the government, he just now hates jews more than he loves America. Sad.

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[WhiskeyJack]

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Spoiler: BONUS: Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag

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I've been listening to Tucker's podcast since the war started, and boy is he a disingenuous loon.

He's lost my dad, and my dad is pure boomer. Used to listen to Fox, got mad, switched to OANN or some other channel.

But out of nowhere today, literally just sitting on his tailgate watching a storm, he suddenly says, "That Tucker's sure gone off the deep end lately." He used to watch Tucker habitually and loved Candace Owens of all people. He dropped her over the Kirk stuff awhile ago. But Tucker was holding on until now.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He's lost my dad, and my dad is pure boomer. Used to listen to Fox, got mad, switched to OANN or some other channel.

But out of nowhere today, literally just sitting on his tailgate watching a storm, he suddenly says, "That Tucker's sure gone off the deep end lately." He used to watch Tucker habitually and loved Candace Owens of all people. He dropped her over the Kirk stuff awhile ago. But Tucker was holding on until now.

I bailed completely on Tucker when the ukraine war started. Dude went completely off into loony town and it looks like he has only got worse since.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

turns out the war isn't actually happening guys

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according to some overintellectualized faggot who specializes in english linguistics, this war isn't real because the US government distributes propaganda and in real wars you don't kill their leaders on the first day. He poorly paraphrases Baudrillard's criticism of the gulf war and forgets that the first gulf war didn't have smartphones and OSINT showing everything in real time via the internet

People throughout the middle east are hiding from BMs and Shaheds but that's not real

"intellectuals" are the worst subhumans there are, the most retarded of niggers can acknowledge reality but only these Harvard educated retards can tell me that white is black and mean it

I hate these faggots.

 

[autistic dog]

What would an actual nuclear armed nation do if it was in Iran's position? At what point are you allowed to respond to non-nuclear bombardment with nuclear hellfire without being the bad guy? I think we are past the point of no return where if Iran had nukes it would have used them right?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Spoiler: BONUS: Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag

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I've been listening to Tucker's podcast since the war started, and boy is he a disingenuous loon.

I've always hated Tucker Carlson, even when he was on Fox News saying the things we all wanted to hear. He always talked to his audience like he was talking to a group of retarded grade school kids, and he's always been unbearably smug imho. His laugh is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I was worried he was going to become an Evangelical favorite to the Christian Right once he was gone from Fox News, so it makes me very happy that he's discredited himself so thoroughly.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

He's lost my dad, and my dad is pure boomer. Used to listen to Fox, got mad, switched to OANN or some other channel.

But out of nowhere today, literally just sitting on his tailgate watching a storm, he suddenly says, "That Tucker's sure gone off the deep end lately." He used to watch Tucker habitually and loved Candace Owens of all people. He dropped her over the Kirk stuff awhile ago. But Tucker was holding on until now.

Based Dad tbh

Tucker is sucking so much Islamist dick these days.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

What would an actual nuclear armed nation do if it was in Iran's position? At what point are you allowed to respond to non-nuclear bombardment with nuclear hellfire without being the bad guy? I think we are past the point of no return where if Iran had nukes it would have used them right?

Impotently fail at launching a nuke towards the US and whoever else they think is the Zionist entity. The UK and France fit that kind of scenario the best since they're surrendering everything to islam and so far their missile tests have all failed hilariously.

 

[The Big A]

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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A justified attack on an unreasonable foreign power that wants to sow chaos and destruction in our homeland so another, even more hostile communist dictatorship can usurp us on our own backyard? Another astute take by Tucker Carlson!

Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag
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Ok, hear me out:

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/McCollum_memorandum

There's also the fact that not only were there no carriers present at Pearl Harbor, but no modern battleships either. The vintage there were all older 14 inch gunned Standards that did not have the range or the speed to charge across the Pacific and fight the IJN.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I like how the regime is mostly 80 IQ peak retards.

Because even 99 IQ just-competent leaders are both more likely to be able to overthrow you, less likely to want to die for you and less likely to force their underage daughters to marry you.

Tucker Carlson claims that the US taking military action against Iran after repeatedly telling the adversary "end your nuclear ambition or we will fuck your shit up" (which Iran refuses to do every time) amounts to a dishonorable, punishable sneak attack in the vein of Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor.
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Spoiler: BONUS: Tucker also believes that Pearl Harbor is an American false flag

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I've been listening to Tucker's podcast since the war started, and boy is he a disingenuous loon.

"Dishonorably sneak attacking" seems to have yielded us less than 10 US armed forces personnel returning home in flag-drapped caskets.

Had we "honorably" informed Iran of our intent to attack like it's fucking pre-Napoleonic Euro wars, I honestly believe that number would be much much much higher.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

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thankfully iraqis captured a LUCAS unit

CIA guy with his finger hovering over a button... "Nah, better not."

I wouldn't get near that fucking thing. lol

Amazed to see they're using wooden props, though.

What would an actual nuclear armed nation do if it was in Iran's position? At what point are you allowed to respond to non-nuclear bombardment with nuclear hellfire without being the bad guy? I think we are past the point of no return where if Iran had nukes it would have used them right?

If Iran had nukes they'd have used them with their big Khorramshahr-4 ballistic missiles at the start of this.

A nuclear armed nation would use its nukes the moment their leadership got hit. To do less would lose face and invite further attack.