Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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JFC, That top tweet:
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School is for fools! or, we don't need no education:
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JFC, That top tweet:
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School is for fools! or, we don't need no education:
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There Bob goes conflating intelligence with morality. Bob will never realize that intelligence is merely a tool that can be used for good, evil, or selfish endeavors. Even if we ignore the fact that he is average intelligence or slight above average at best, it is usually less intelligent people that are more likely to help another out and can be some of the most compassionate people, whereas some of the smartest people can be true monsters.

In many ways he is much like Pol Pot, has a delusional viewpoint of the world, thinks that fixing the country is simply a people numbers game, authoritarian to the bone, and would gladly destroy his opponents if given the chance. The only differences is that Pol Pot was a successful person, he was Communist while Bob is just Authoritarian, and Bob would target anyone in middle America not wearing glasses or some minority status.
 
Can someone explain the "bone blade" bit to me? Is it comic book bullshit?
 
Can someone explain the "bone blade" bit to me? Is it comic book bullshit?
Wolverine's my guess. His claws were originally bone, and it was only after he was experimented on where they became Adamantium coated. He could also be referencing Baraka from Mortal Kombat though, given it's not that creative a concept. Either way, it's resoundingly autistic, which is to be expected.
 
Bob can't be all that smart given that he never learned when exactly to shut the fuck up and try to damage control. He also seems to struggle at the banters. Must be that crippling beetus of his.

This was the same shit that got him fired from The Escapist, assuming ScrewAttack as well, and more than likely Geek.com since Bob cannot stop the Twitter spatters
 
School is for fools! or, we don't need no education:
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Didn't Bob admit to getting mediocre grades when he was in public school? Because when you take that into account it makes it seem more like him being vindictive that the education system failed to recognize his """intellect."""

Oh, and Bob, if intelligence is a virtue and ignorance is a profound flaw, then you are a profoundly flawed human being.
 
Can someone explain the "bone blade" bit to me? Is it comic book bullshit?
I guess it's him ragging on someone for a typo, crossed with comic book :autism: that just leaves everyone confused and worried about his health.

Well, I guess we can add "Mention Chapo Trap House" on the list of "Ways to get a rise out of Bob":
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Come on Bob, I thought you didn't believe in ideology.
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You can listen to CTH right here, now that it has the seal of disapproval from Bob.

BONUS: A tweet from one of his True & Honest Fans who believe this crap, including that old Chipman dehumanization:
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Can someone explain the "bone blade" bit to me? Is it comic book bullshit?

No, worse... it's *TV* bullshit. It's from Andromeda, which was on in the early 00's... the Nietzscheans were a race of genetically engineered ubermensch that built their society on principles of social Darwinism, Objectivism (I vaguely remember that their home planets were named after Ayn Rand books) etc. and were superior to unmodified humans by almost any measurable metric. They had bone blades on their extremities because, well, I guess a license to actually use Wolverine was too expensive. Basically an entire race of Mary Sues according to Bob "Superior Future" Chipman...
 
No, worse... it's *TV* bullshit. It's from Andromeda, which was on in the early 00's... the Nietzscheans were a race of genetically engineered ubermensch that built their society on principles of social Darwinism, Objectivism (I vaguely remember that their home planets were named after Ayn Rand books) etc. and were superior to unmodified humans by almost any measurable metric. They had bone blades on their extremities because, well, I guess a license to actually use Wolverine was too expensive. Basically an entire race of Mary Sues according to Bob "Superior Future" Chipman...

I watched the show. Their culture was heavily based around proving one's physical superiority and pushing oneself to the limit. Bob would utterly suck at being a Nietzschean.
 
No, worse... it's *TV* bullshit. It's from Andromeda, which was on in the early 00's... the Nietzscheans were a race of genetically engineered ubermensch that built their society on principles of social Darwinism, Objectivism (I vaguely remember that their home planets were named after Ayn Rand books) etc. and were superior to unmodified humans by almost any measurable metric. They had bone blades on their extremities because, well, I guess a license to actually use Wolverine was too expensive. Basically an entire race of Mary Sues according to Bob "Superior Future" Chipman...
Andromeda's a little too old for me to understand the reference, so thanks for explaining this to me. Though I will admit, I'm surprised that Bob referenced a show with Kevin Sorbo as the lead, given that he's basically the embodiment of everything he hates.

Onto Twitter, lol at Bob lecturing people on how to be respectful towards others:
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For someone who was clearly bullied at school he has a piss poor understanding of how all his shitposters work.

It's fucking baffling that a 36 year old man can't understand that sometimes people will express an opinion he doesn't like, either with sincerity or to get a rise out of him. How he hasn't worked out that going on multi-tweet sprees in response to 6 words calling a film he likes "garb" probably isn't the best way to get your detractors to go away.

Even little kids understand how this shit works better than Bob does
 
For someone who was clearly bullied at school he has a piss poor understanding of how all his shitposters work.

It's fucking baffling that a 36 year old man can't understand that sometimes people will express an opinion he doesn't like, either with sincerity or to get a rise out of him. How he hasn't worked out that going on multi-tweet sprees in response to 6 words calling a film he likes "garb" probably isn't the best way to get your detractors to go away.

Even little kids understand how this shit works better than Bob does

He has the same troll-handling "abilities" as Dobbo.

Honestly, lately I find it hard to tell the difference between these two. More than once, I've responded to one thread thinking it was the other angry lard monster. I didn't even delete them because they were appropriate for either of these idiots who would need three promotions just to be mediocre.
 
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