Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Jackass RN said:
We've reached peak :autism:
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I'm finished. Dobville is open to all!"
*Young, brave, lesbian Kiwi builds a Giraffe out of TNT, blows up Dobvile and later builds a Carnivale Mask statue.*
*Flopson makes comic calling the Farms "literal terrorists."*

I want that to happen so badly.
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Hide TNT cannon in a giant spray bottle and use it to lay siege to Dobville.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Hoo boy...

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It's a whole thread that gets dumber as it goes.
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I'm sorry dead whites and asians who suffered from the horrors of mankind, you need to shut up and listen to this fat screeching black woman who was inconvenienced because her macdonalds ran out of beef patties.

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Slobson said:
I do this in practice. Just because 80% of the people in America celebrate Christmas, and just because Christmas related propaganda appear all over during this time of the year, doesn’t mean that you should be going around saying “Merry Christmas” to strangers. You never know who you might offend. I’m not Jewish or religious, and while I DO celebrate Christmas (in a non-religious way), I try to remind people that not EVERYONE celebrates it and that you should really be saying “Seasons Greetings” (or “Happy Holidays”). You get bonus points if the person apologizes.

Bonus points. Because apparently being an insufferable cunt is a game to him.

How many points do you get if someone knocks your teeth down your throat?
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getting triggered over merry christmas is like being a tranny who gets triggered over being misgendered, getting triggered over happy holidays is like being a black person who gets triggered over #all lives matter.
 
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AnOminous said:
Name a single actual Jewish person who ever got offended at being told "Merry Christmas."

Because I can name a whole shit-ton of people who freak the fuck out when someone says "Happy Holidays." Including sex offender Bill O'Reilly, who had an annual event just to shit his pants in rage at the very idea of anyone saying "Happy Holidays."
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Hell jews wrote pretty much every beloved Christmas song out there.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I am inclined to believe that somewhere between now and October 2017 Dobson will just whine and brag about the MLP movie and how it may be sexist because some male characters get attention in this one together with the main cast or because the main villain (who is actually that monkey thing and not the black colored OC unicorn with a broken horn) is a representation of what Dobson may believe is an allegory for dudebros.

Also he will praise the movie beyond believe, despite the fact that the airships of the villains look like they belong in an N64 game.

Dobson is funnily enough even a pariah under the bronies, after he badmouthed the fandom about some major MLP fan also wanting to be moderator of a Steven Universe board, which resulted in the SU community bashing him off the internet. Additionally he is an idiot who has no idea why people may have a bad opinion about certain episodes, cause he thinks everything is awesome regarding them.

I also find it ironic that Fluttershy seems to be his waifu pony. Why? As of season 6 she turned out to no longer be an enabler, actually shittalking her own brother into getting a job, because he was a couch potato a la Dobtard. Only with actual talent, a better body type and hair. you would think that got him triggered
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My dude, Dobson doesn't watch or read ANYTHING. And if he does, he's too fucking retarded to use critical thinking. There's a reason why his opinions are so fucking weird and out there, it's because he has an awful understanding of context or meaning.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I am inclined to believe that somewhere between now and October 2017 Dobson will just whine and brag about the MLP movie and how it may be sexist because some male characters get attention in this one together with the main cast or because the main villain (who is actually that monkey thing and not the black colored OC unicorn with a broken horn) is a representation of what Dobson may believe is an allegory for dudebros.

Also he will praise the movie beyond believe, despite the fact that the airships of the villains look like they belong in an N64 game.

Dobson is funnily enough even a pariah under the bronies, after he badmouthed the fandom about some major MLP fan also wanting to be moderator of a Steven Universe board, which resulted in the SU community bashing him off the internet. Additionally he is an idiot who has no idea why people may have a bad opinion about certain episodes, cause he thinks everything is awesome regarding them.

I also find it ironic that Fluttershy seems to be his waifu pony. Why? As of season 6 she turned out to no longer be an enabler, actually shittalking her own brother into getting a job, because he was a couch potato a la Dobtard. Only with actual talent, a better body type and hair. you would think that got him triggered
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At this point, I'm wondering if there's anyone Dobson's not made an enemy out of. I mean think about it:

his dA fanbase hates him (and vice versa), he's considered the black sheep in almost every major fandom he's in, got into a bitchfit over Star Wars with fellow lolcow Brianna Wu, he gets fired easilly from his jobs (and even earned the ire of his father) and sites like us are hosting nearly 1000-page long threads about his escapades. And that's before all the other shit in his personal life.

Emperor Julian said:
Chris Chan was always going to be a failure. Dobson could turn this around any time he wants.
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And yet, he prefers to remain in the safety of his bubble where his art has stagnated to the point of being highly flawed and does nothing but play video games and whine on twitter all day. And even the video games are beginning to be phased out, it seems.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
At this point, I'm wondering if there's anyone Dobson's not made an enemy out of. I mean think about it:

his dA fanbase hates him (and vice versa), he's considered the black sheep in almost every major fandom he's in, got into a bitchfit over Star Wars with fellow lolcow Brianna Wu, he gets fired easilly from his jobs (and even earned the ire of his father) and sites like us are hosting nearly 1000-page long threads about his escapades. And that's before all the other shit in his personal life.


And yet, he prefers to remain in the safety of his bubble where his art has stagnated to the point of being highly flawed and does nothing but play video games and whine on twitter all day. And even the video games are beginning to be phased out, it seems.
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Dobson doesn't really play games. The extent of his gaming is Minecraft and Skyrim with the combat modded out so basically a walking simulator.
 
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Ruin said:
Dobson doesn't really play games. The extent of his gaming is Minecraft and Skyrim with the combat modded out so basically a walking simulator.
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But even then, when has he talked about Skyrim? And Minecraft seems to be only there when people get tired of his bitching.
 
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If Dobson ever did venture onto a public Minecraft server and was neither recognized or griefed, he'd be that one guy that never really talks to anyone (can't have a beautiful lesbian avatar in Minecraft really), goes around just building his own shit without regard to how anyone else is doing stuff, sneaks around and cannibalizes other peoples' stuff because he's too lazy to do the gathering himself, and bitches about "I NEEDED it, my projects are much better and make the server much nicer anyway" when he gets caught, then howls about trolls and persecution but he soooo doesn't care when he's banned (with a side order of "subtly" trying to sic his Social Justice Senpais on the server).
 
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A bit off topic, but after watching a webseries called webcomic relief (which talks about different webcomics, their qualitis and even featured SYAC at one point) I came to realize something in regard of Alex ze Pirate I wasn't even aware up to this point directly.

Alex ze Pirate is so bad as a comic and "story" in itself, it doesn't even have a premise.

Short explanation what I mean: Pretty much every story or entertainment media (except music) has some sort of premise to it. A motivation for a character to do certain things or a very basic idea that e.g. sparks the plot of a story or is the recurring motife of something on which things are build up on.

Simple example from cartoons: Pinky and Brain. Premise: Two genetically altered mice try to take over the world. Story: Pretty much none existent. Source of humor: How in each episode, based on the premise, they will come up with a scheme that backfires on them, how it plays out and how it backfires.

Even Garfield has some sort of premise, because the "roles" Davis characters have are very easily to define. Garfield is sarcastic and reacts to the stupidity of the world (and his owner) around him, Oddie is an idiot and Jon is a naive goody two shoes nerd. the humor is then pretty much to see characters react to a certain situation or how they wrap up a trian of thoughts.

BUT in Alex ze Pirate, not only do the character have no clear role all for their own (everyone is sooner or later the buttmonkey or asshole, though Sam is obviously the buttmonkey more often) but none of the characters has a motivation for the things they are doing, nor a "goal" to achieve.

Alex and Co exist in a "bubble" so to speak where they are just necessary cardboard cut outs for one random punchline that has come to Dobson's greasy head.

To put in perspective how bad it is: US Angel Corps, a comic whose "premise" is that each "episode" (2-7 pages) a female character is raped and brutally killed (not even in that chain of events) has more defined roles for the characters and a premise to follow, than AzP where everything is pretty much "lol, so random".
 
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