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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Rache Bartmoss said:
Bezo is the owner/mod of the official Fishtank Discord LMAO.

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by the way just so that you non-discord no life chuds know, this guy wormed his way in to being a contestant on the show by essentially giving his Fishtank discord to production. I previously assumed it was for a monetary amount but it may have just been to get on their good side to reap the benefits, like for example being given the chance to be a contestant. on the discord he kowtowed to production every step of the way as he ran it, and together with Jet banned about 15 or so of of the most active users that were also very "problematic" i.e. talking shit about the show, controversial stuff about the cast, too much racism (this is why I got banned), etc. he is a bootlicker through and through and in my opinion managed to get cast by sucking enough dick, the guy does not deserve any kind of respect from the viewers.

also the more interesting part is that he is a literal, actual homosexual. there is a user on the Fishtank official discord called Grizzway (who is a cow in his own right, but that is a topic for another day). this Grizzway fellow joined the discord and spent every waking moment in VC with Bezo, kissing his ass just like Bezo kissed Jet's. Bezo then developed a homosexual crush on him and eventually gave him a lead admin role on the discord. this is easily verifiable information if you are an oldfag or very active user on the discord like I was. hopefully this is informative to any paypigs using TTS!
 
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JET IT UP!
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
by the way just so that you non-discord no life chuds know, this guy essentially wormed his way in to being a contestant on the show by essentially giving his Fishtank discord to production. I previously assumed it was for a monetary amount but it may have just been to get on their good side to reap the benefits, like for example being given the chance to be a contestant. on the discord he kowtowed to production every step of the way as he ran it, and together with Jet banned about 15 or so of of the most active users that were also very "problematic" i.e. talking shit about the show, controversial stuff about the cast, too much racism (this is why I got banned), etc. he is a bootlicker through and through and in my opinion managed to get cast by sucking enough dick, the guy does not deserve any kind of respect from the viewers.

also the more interesting part is that he is a literal, actual homosexual. there is a user on the Fishtank official discord called Grizzway (who is a cow in his own right, but that is a topic for another day). this Grizzway fellow joined the discord and spent every waking moment in VC with Bezo, kissing his ass just like Bezo kissed Jet's. Bezo then developed a homosexual crush on him and eventually gave him a lead admin role on the discord. this is easily verifiable information if you are an oldfag or very active user on the discord like I was. hopefully this is informative to any paypigs using TTS!
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well he is a jew
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
by the way just so that you non-discord no life chuds know, this guy essentially wormed his way in to being a contestant on the show by essentially giving his Fishtank discord to production. I previously assumed it was for a monetary amount but it may have just been to get on their good side to reap the benefits, like for example being given the chance to be a contestant. on the discord he kowtowed to production every step of the way as he ran it, and together with Jet banned about 15 or so of of the most active users that were also very "problematic" i.e. talking shit about the show, controversial stuff about the cast, too much racism (this is why I got banned), etc. he is a bootlicker through and through and in my opinion managed to get cast by sucking enough dick, the guy does not deserve any kind of respect from the viewers.

also the more interesting part is that he is a literal, actual homosexual. there is a user on the Fishtank official discord called Grizzway (who is a cow in his own right, but that is a topic for another day). this Grizzway fellow joined the discord and spent every waking moment in VC with Bezo, kissing his ass just like Bezo kissed Jet's. Bezo then developed a homosexual crush on him and eventually gave him a lead admin role on the discord. this is easily verifiable information if you are an oldfag or very active user on the discord like I was. hopefully this is informative to any paypigs using TTS!
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Thanks a lot for that writeup. I cant stand discord and have no idea what tb2t2 is, I assume its some Gary Mod bullshit. Anybody who runs a discord server and takes what he does seriously is not stable. I hope this little dweeb gets exactly what he wished for.
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
by the way just so that you non-discord no life chuds know, this guy essentially wormed his way in to being a contestant on the show by essentially giving his Fishtank discord to production. I previously assumed it was for a monetary amount but it may have just been to get on their good side to reap the benefits, like for example being given the chance to be a contestant. on the discord he kowtowed to production every step of the way as he ran it, and together with Jet banned about 15 or so of of the most active users that were also very "problematic" i.e. talking shit about the show, controversial stuff about the cast, too much racism (this is why I got banned), etc. he is a bootlicker through and through and in my opinion managed to get cast by sucking enough dick, the guy does not deserve any kind of respect from the viewers.

also the more interesting part is that he is a literal, actual homosexual. there is a user on the Fishtank official discord called Grizzway (who is a cow in his own right, but that is a topic for another day). this Grizzway fellow joined the discord and spent every waking moment in VC with Bezo, kissing his ass just like Bezo kissed Jet's. Bezo then developed a homosexual crush on him and eventually gave him a lead admin role on the discord. this is easily verifiable information if you are an oldfag or very active user on the discord like I was. hopefully this is informative to any paypigs using TTS!
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More evidence Discord should be purged from the earth.
 
It's Season 5 and still they don't have a proper automated system to scale with site load. My god Jet please just hire a proper (white) DEVOP!!?? It's almost def not a code issue, but a scaling and infra matter. I genuinely cannot believe they are still SHOCKED site is under heavy load on DAY ONE!?!? WHO COULD OF GUESSED!?!?!?
 
DeathsDesign said:
It's Season 5 and still they don't have a proper automated system to scale with site load. My god Jet please just hire a proper (white) DEVOP!!?? It's almost def not a code issue, but a scaling and infra matter. I genuinely cannot believe they are still SHOCKED site is under heavy load on DAY ONE!?!? WHO COULD OF GUESSED!?!?!?
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One word - vibecoding.
 
Rache Bartmoss said:
Bezo is the owner/mod of the official Fishtank Discord LMAO.

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I wonder how many shady discords at this very moment are huddled around a VC discussing FT.

Glass House said:
He is a Discord power user who goes around and griefs random Minecraft servers if he feels that they are racist or responsible for wrong think. He also would go around and accuses people of being pedophiles if they did something to him on 2b2t (like kill one of his friends or steal his stuff). I know of a person who personally got on the wrong side of Bezo and still has people calling his family and job even though it happened nearly 4 years ago.
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I have been loosely following Bezo/5C trolling videos and my impression is that griefing people for wrongthink is just a good pretext to justify the trolling to the owners and catch their meltdown on tape. A common hook they use in their videos is that they found "racist signs" or "racist structures" (on a server covered with fag flags) and say that is why they are griefing the server.
They just do it to get a rise out of terminally online streamers/server owners, as to accuse an "ally" of being homo/trans/xenophobic or racist is likely worse than accusing them of being a child predator.
I would not take anything he says at face value (e.g. "Furry DJ Boyfriend" and "Waiting Tables"), as he is more than likely just trying to troll the other fish, audience or hosts. I have not heard about the Discord drama at all, hopefully more of it comes to light.
I am looking forwards to seeing how a terminally online Minecraft troll interact with other equally eccentric individuals.
 
My thoughts/predictions on our fish so far:
  • Vicky: Comes from the hipster Tumblr slime that Tess Holiday crawled out of, think Burger Records
  • Bashir: big LARP, extremely gullible and credulous and goes all-in on every new thing he discovers
  • JD: Vance
  • Bezo: a touch of idubbbz to him, will get really weird later
  • Anisa: Goes to fake hard dance "underground raves" in the same Shein skirt as all the other girls, considers herself "goth"
  • Drake: Gay but conservative
 
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Anisa left the group chat to get a nice refreshing margarita glass of room temp tap water. For whatever reason, Bezo followed her and now is searching everything, including the cabinets and couch cushions. Anisa calls him a "sneaky little fucker".

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JD is explaining what STOX is to James. Seems like he might not have known about the show in advance, or at least is pretending he doesn't.
 
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King Of The Kiwis said:
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If the numerous allegations are true then he apparently is. :story:

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Anisa left the group chat to get a nice refreshing margarita glass of room temp tap water. For whatever reason, Bezo followed her and now is searching everything, including the cabinets and couch cushions. Anisa calls him a "sneaky little fucker".
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Hoooly sheet that's not a flattering one for her.
 
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