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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Bringing someone who has a MUH notorious online background is already a retarded idea in the first place. For himself and others.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
Iirc, this did happen during S1, they were paying for a cop to be on out on the street near the house.
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I dont remember that happening, but i wouldnt be suprised if it did.

Regardless, it doesnt change the underlying issue. If youre running a production like this, you still needto handle the basics. File a fucking permit, coordinate with local pd, and have police presence during the first week. With out that groundwork, all it takes is a few complaints or a false report for police to show up and halt everything (this is the least awful outcome).

Basedmew said:
this guy is forgetting they already did that before and it didnt stop shit. think he's just looking for something to be mad at.
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This dude loves the taste of wigger dick, its insane.
 
Sam had his moments

Honestly one of (in my opinion) the funniest moments in Fishtank overall was during S1 when Sam started smashing up the cupboards and everyone was just sat in the living room looking terrified lmao
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
Sam had his moments

Honestly one of (in my opinion) the funniest moments in Fishtank overall was during S1 when Sam started smashing up the cupboards and everyone was just sat in the living room looking terrified lmao
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he came across as very unhinged and somewhat threatening to the fish which kept them scared and anxious. was good content.

s3 tv kick moment too.
 
Irretrievable said:
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Someone mentioned a Rhinestone Cowboy x Muezzin prayer crossover which is a great idea.

The opening of this ^^ prayer call made me think of a Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" x Muezzin call to prayer also. Dunno how doable either is with AI slop (ain't gonna try, sticking to images) but someone could I'm sure.

Just think: "Rah-rah-rahmadan! Ga-ga-oh lah lah! Fuck-in' Aisha! That PEDO romance!"
 
Probably late but I think Jet hates Bezos and is using this to be a dick to him, I think later on he’s going to be bullied hard by Frank or even just production fucking with him. I think a reckoning is coming for Mr blockgame
 
So far, I don't find Bam endearing or funny as a host. He doesn't have the same stage presence Sam does and this season is lucky it has a great cast to carry it through. During the previous seasons I would look forward to when goldstriker would come in, yell at the fish and break things, but I don't think Bam has that same character. He's too cheerful(?)

Maybe I'm just too young to have had Jackass permanently alter my brain chemistry
 
Step out of the car sir said:
Probably late but I think Jet hates Bezos and is using this to be a dick to him, I think later on he’s going to be bullied hard by Frank or even just production fucking with him. I think a reckoning is coming for Mr blockgame
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I hope they cover him with flour and drill him with paintballs when they eliminate him.
Sargon's wife's son said:
I think Bam does a better job than Sam, but then again, Bam actually has a history of actually working in television
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What sold me on Bam was how he locked in on Vance when throwing the ice, with this mischievous grin on his face. That's "we need to get a good shot fuck the equipment" - That's Viva La Bam fucking with wiggers energy. That's Jackass fucking with Phil energy. I'm here for it.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
I think Bam does a better job than Sam, but then again, Bam actually has a history of actually working in television. Also, he doesn't look like shit for once and look like he's high on every drug imaginable. Maybe all we need to stay clean is work.
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Sam has, of course, never worked in television.
 
Polska krowa said:
Sam has, of course, never worked in television.
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Sam had one show that ran for one season and got cancelled and almost ruined his career because he couldn't stop his political sperging and hostility towards both the execs at AS(kikes) and the top talent at AS(Tim Heidecker and his pet nigger)

Maybe bad idea to make 1/3rd of your show epic schizo shooter-manifesto references and jew jokes when the right career move is making a good impression on the niggers and jews that control the network without compromising your vision too much.


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Heil Heidecker.
 
Meet the Team
Bingo & Bongo : Special needs HIV positive twin artists
Vicky : Rachel 2.0 if she never touched grass, kratom addict, has OnionFarms thread
Anisa : "29" year old goth Jew
JD : Straight theater kid who isn't gay from experience
James : Divorced actor with a midlife crisis
Landon : God's greatest janitor
Bezo : Virgin Discord mod and Minecraft griefer voted most likely to be a future sex offender
Bashir : Mohammad Al-Cherokee
Charity : Pinoy wine aunt and failed reality TV star
Emma : Consumer of oxygen likely victim of Jet's casting couch
 
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