Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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CätPärty said:
"Yeah but how much would you guys bid for some beers with me?"

Seriously, if cole saw this auction he'd lose his mind.
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Hm.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
What I don't get is that Social Security won't get on Chris for buying Legos with his tugboat yet they may get on him for trying to earn some kind of income from eBay? To me, that kind of sounds like a double standard because Social Security was supposed to help people and not enable spoiled children; if we count Chris's mentality as a child in this situation.
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Social Security doesn't give a rat's ass what you do with your money, nor should they. On the other hand, SSI is needs-based, and if you get enough outside income for your needs, it can decrease or eliminate your benefit for the time being. So basically, if Chris has SSDI (I'm not sure we ever got a proper verification) he could make a million off the picture and wouldn't have any problems. If it's SSI, and he somehow gets more than about a grand for it, his tugboat will get reduced for a month. (Provided SS gets wind of the sale, that is.)
 
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mongo said:
Social Security doesn't give a rat's ass what you do with your mone
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Yeah, at the end of the day it's not like they're giving Chris so much money that he's spending the excess on Lego and other stupid shit, he's just spending the comparatively small amount he gets, stupidly.
 
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It's a pity that Chris apparently accepts that most of these bids are fake. I'd be interested to see if the bidding would get to a point where he's actually motivated to do something about enforcing the contract. I suspect that Major Wuss, if asked, would say that he's too busy as he has a case that will take all his attention for the next 95 years, but the idea of Chris trying to fill out his own statement of claim and pondering over the phrase "expectation damages" is amusing. And then he finds out that the winning bidder is registered as Dean Ween of 14 Branchland Crt, CWCVille.

Also, today was a grand day for CWCisms:

1) "Discretion" instead of "disclaimer". Now I really want to see Chris fill in a statement of claim; it'd probably be even more garbled than Francis E. Dec's various depositions.

2) If Virginia is for virgins, does that mean that Vaginia is for non-virgins? I think it goes without saying, though, that it's not for Virgins Once Removed With Rage.

3) Thank you, Chris, for the splitting headache I got from having to stifle my laughter while reading "C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!" on a train. Please tell me by "tits" he means "nipples" or something.
 
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AdmiralPingas said:
It's a pity that Chris apparently accepts that most of these bids are fake. I'd be interested to see if the bidding would get to a point where he's actually motivated to do something about enforcing the contract. I suspect that Major Wuss, if asked, would say that he's too busy as he has a case that will take all his attention for the next 95 years, but the idea of Chris trying to fill out his own statement of claim and pondering over the phrase "expectation damages" is amusing. And then he finds out that the winning bidder is registered as Dean Ween of 14 Branchland Crt, CWCVille.

Also, today was a grand day for CWCisms:

1) "Discretion" instead of "disclaimer". Now I really want to see Chris fill in a statement of claim; it'd probably be even more garbled than Francis E. Dec's various depositions.

2) If Virginia is for virgins, does that mean that Vaginia is for non-virgins? I think it goes without saying, though, that it's not for Virgins Once Removed With Rage.

3) Thank you, Chris, for the splitting headache I got from having to stifle my laughter while reading "C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!" on a train. Please tell me by "tits" he means "nipples" or something.
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In an odd way, he's kind of correct on point 3. "Tits" comes from "teats", as in nipples...
 
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The sad thing after all of this is that Chris will use this gigantic cluster-fuck as an excuse to withdraw into his Autistic Shell and never again dare to sell his artwork. Much like his pullup video, he'll make a feeble attempt at it and then after failing predictably, he'll utter "well, at least I tried" and then go back to sharting and fiddling with poo-stained Legos.

I know that making direct messages to Chris is frowned upon, but I really do feel the need to say that Chris needs to skip the auctioning part of his eBay listings and post his art with a direct Buy It Now at a price that people feel is within reason. Of course this means that Chris would have to admit that his art won't be pulling in $100 a pop, but if he starts out at a small amount and adjusts to meet demand, he may make a modest income out of this.

Hell, if people will buy artwork painted by chimps, how hard can it be for Chris?
 
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MrTroll said:
Think bigger, friend. Chris is already in the process of finding a suitable mansion, worthy of his greatness, to spend his zillions of eBay moneys on.
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Better yet, he'll use the millions to build a whole mansion out of LEGOs! I'm sure we know how that would turn out...
 
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