💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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He probably enjoys a sexless marriage and, with all the fuggin' therapy, SSRI's, Adderall etc. I don't think his dick even works anymore.


If you got fellatio from anus, your shit probably wouldn't work anymore either. Have you seen those dick shredding jack o lantern teeth of hers?
 
If you got fellatio from anus, your shit probably wouldn't work anymore either. Have you seen those dick shredding jack o lantern teeth of hers?

Yeah... I fuggin' uh... toatally uh... fuggin' ... agree with you.

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If I was cursed with Anisa sucking my dick, I'd be on SSRI's, Aderall, 1 handle of vodka and sleeping pills too. Fuck, if Anisa was my wife, I'd also prefer a sexless marriage.
 
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Anisa somehow figured out a way to make softcore porn feel like the uncanny valley in a liminal space. I'm not even joking, it makes me feel like a 15 year old kid being flirted at by my friend's aunt or something. Like I'm not supposed to be looking at it.
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Meanwhile instead of feeling something obvious like "shes pretty!" or "shes revolting!" I am sitting here trying to figure out how a woman can have absolutely no sex appeal, or figure out what "sexy" looks like.
 
Selected Anisa chat messages

Psychosexual obsession weirdo creep
2026-03-17 16:36:29 | AnisaJomha: does your presentation have AB motorboating pedo troll?
2026-03-17 16:37:12 | AnisaJomha: sorry sorry king i was just wondering if theres any Ab motorboating

Oh sure
2026-03-17 16:49:50 | AnisaJomha: when he drops the law suits we can leave him

Anisa the body shaming empathy queen
2026-03-17 17:15:15 | AnisaJomha: THE CHIN
2026-03-17 17:15:22 | AnisaJomha: jesus his chin...
2026-03-17 17:15:40 | secretdamon: @AnisaJomha AB thinks he looks like GIGACHAD
2026-03-17 17:15:51 | AnisaJomha: his chin...AB's chin was worse than i thought
2026-03-17 17:18:03 | AnisaJomha: he looks so tired
2026-03-17 17:18:22 | ObeesCity: @AnisaJomha He works for Ethan so...
2026-03-17 17:18:25 | GHA_FTW_: those bags though @anisajomha LUL
2026-03-17 17:46:15 | AnisaJomha: @ObeesCity its in his ankles. He needs less salt.
2026-03-17 17:46:55 | AnisaJomha: @crispycrosby354 abusing ozempic should be shamed. Clutch your pearls somewhere else.,
 
Psychosexual obsession weirdo creep
Anisa has a crush on AB. She loves his chiseled jawline and wants him to motorboat her "titties" like he did H3's. Unfortunately for her AB has a wife and a profitable career he won't sacrifice for her and now she's a lover scorned.
 
I'm sorry, but are you out of your fucking mind?
Fran Drescher?
Certified Baddie, Body Tea, Waist Snatched, Style Icon. That Fran Drescher?
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Current year Fran. Still a dime.



With all the face tune and filters in the world, Anisa is a 4. At best
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Sorry to sperg but the comparison is just plain insulting. Fran Drescher?
Oof. Anisa could never. Even at 68, Fran still takes it. 💅


Edit* photos were big as hell. My bad.
I had such a crush on her in The Nanny, as a kid.
 
I know this is kinda coming out of nowhere but the Dragon/Imp vtubing shit is incredibly grating. The poorly developed fake British accents really turn the whole thing from just being sort of gay to being completely unbearable. Especially Anus' imp voice, it's like my ears are being held down and viciously, mercilessly raped. I don't know why I put myself through listening to every clip but I'm considering transcripting more of their stuff since I have the preternatural ability to listen to them for more than 20 minutes at a time without putting my shotgun in my mouth.
 
I've come to the conclusion that the tub isn't at Maureen's, it's in their home. I'm the one who doxed the model of the tub when I first noticed it and I just assumed that it was at Maureen's because of the father.
I prefer the idea that she goes over to her mom's on occasion to take pictures for the internet. It's just funny.
 
I know this is kinda coming out of nowhere but the Dragon/Imp vtubing shit is incredibly grating. The poorly developed fake British accents really turn the whole thing from just being sort of gay to being completely unbearable. Especially Anus' imp voice, it's like my ears are being held down and viciously, mercilessly raped. I don't know why I put myself through listening to every clip but I'm considering transcripting more of their stuff since I have the preternatural ability to listen to them for more than 20 minutes at a time without putting my shotgun in my mouth.
Thankfully it seems like it will only be a matter of time until the novelty wears off and they just give up the whole bit. Ian is lazy, and he gets legitimately upset at what he talks about with how you can hear his normal voice slipping through at times. The accent will probably become less pronounced, before he gives up on it entirely, and then eventually he'll just do away with the dragon with the retards in his chat constantly asking if it's him or blackened brazil nut speaking since there'll be no way to differentiate between his empathy enjoyer personality and his angry ian personality.
 
I can’t clip so I just did a summary of Ian’s PowerPoint presentation about severed h3 employees.
thanks for the video @empathyenjoyer
Sorry for any fucked up formatting, I am a mobile fag.

This one was a hard watch, because it’s super cringe, unfunny and shoddy.
Ian goes in and out of the gay dragon voice, it’s distracting and weird. He’s so braindead he can’t stay in character for 2 minutes.
Cackling smugly at his own stupid jokes, stumbling around words often.

And the presentation itself has 10(!) whole slides (without the ending slide that just says FIN), is fucked up with misaligned pictures over the text and some grammar mistakes too.

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  • Calls the Severed procedure “Snarkbrain”, says he loved Ben Stiller in Heavyweights. Hypothesis where?
  • Had to google the word confidant, because he thought it might mean something sexual


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  • Motorboating - clutching his pearls when he himself did worse with the cancer crew
  • Apologises for not figuring out how to format in PowerPoint, so the picture text alignment is all fucked up
  • Talks about AB always whining.
  • Talks about how Zack eats Ethans ass.
  • Says that Ethan employees define themselves as the victims, then tells them to go to therapy (shocker)

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  • Employees are trained to behave in a certain manner, Ian inserts How to train your dragon lame joke while giggling
  • Shows some video as an evidence of Ethan “harassing”his new employee, Ian says he himself was scared and recommends therapy again. What a pussy
  • Goes on a tangent about employees being exhausted because they work in toxic environment and mentions abusive relationships too. “You may look fine, but your body knows” Projection much?

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  • Now Some bullshit I don’t understand and I am sure Ian doesn’t understand it either
  • Says Ethan screams at employees who are not docile. Ian admits that he heard Ethan scream-whose podcast is this “once or twice”. lol
  • Ian seethes at a chatter who corrected his grammar (who’s vs. whose)

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  • New employees - these are apparently fine, but they are asskissers

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  • Goes on a crazy tirade about something that happened with them not understanding googling? I can’t follow this angry sperg. Something loyalists, sycophants, Trump, preppers? The more pissed of he is, the less he uses that gay dragon voice.
  • Answers some chatter that he’s (the dragon) a little bigger than Ian (9 feet) but Ian has more muscles.
  • Cites Ethan verbatim - who is obsessed with whom again?
  • Says Ethan looks decrepit like Mr. House. Says body shaming is ok, when it’s about “nasty people”
  • Employees must enjoy their workplace being covered in dogshit. Says a man who let his dogs shit all over his backyard to the point the grass died and it had to be covered with mulch.

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  • Recommending therapy again (third time in 20 minutes)
  • Says Ethan has no friends so he needs his employees to play that role. Ian says that Ludwig or Hasan are Ethan’s work friends and they won’t show up on h3 podcast. I wonder why you stupid dragon fag. You ruined your reputation for Hasan and he didn’t show up on your stream either. It kinda looks like Ian is jealous that Ethan can afford employees lol.
  • Says The dragon is from South London.
  • Is wondering where Galia is. Says he won’t call her Giardia because she “wasn’t chirping recently”. Chat informs him she was on the podcast yesterday, Ian immediately calls her Giardia, an asslicker, an asskisser, a loser and a stalker.

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  • There is a problem in h3 podcast (what?). Notice the nice juxtaposition of the number of subs here.

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  • Says Hila eats literal shit, shows badly photoshopped image. Haha funny Makes fun of her appearance. What a way to finish a presentation about your “scientific hypothesis “
 
DeOrio grilling anus
"You can lose weight you can regrow hair but your body will be ravaged forever"
 
DeOrio grilling anus
"You can lose weight you can regrow hair but your body will be ravaged forever"
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The bald head era of Anisa makes it hard for her to roast anyone about their appearance but her jokes are so terrible. "A rotation of goods that are beige in color" sounds retarded and too wordy to be clever.
 
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The bald head era of Anisa makes it hard for her to roast anyone about their appearance but her jokes are so terrible. "A rotation of goods that beige in color" sounds retarded what does that mean?
Being anti fatty even to grill Right wingers is a fascist and eugenicist position in my book. While I think anything a fat person says must also come with the discount of them being obese it's still true some of the funniest and most observant people are fat men
 
mofo is here watching a wholeass livestream of h3 and then makes a powerpoint about it. the most stoic unemployed behavior
icucks go and touch some grass, 'shit out a kid' or make your own onlyfans

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anus looks pregnant here
 
Thank you for reminding me of this.
Anisa Jomha proudly wears a Fansly hat next to her beat up husband
Every time someone thinks to themselves that it is not embarrassing to wear (essentially) porn merch, they should be forced to stare at the Blacked Convention, Sauske at Hooters, and Laker Girls Lunch Date photos to be reminded that they will always give off a decrepit vibe.
 
Anisa has a crush on AB. She loves his chiseled jawline and wants him to motorboat her "titties" like he did H3's. Unfortunately for her AB has a wife and a profitable career he won't sacrifice for her and now she's a lover scorned.
That could explain the Jomhas obsession with him, whenever they mention the H33b podcast, he often gets mentioned.

Together with him and his wife being actual Arabs and not Irish like Anisa, which probably irks her as well. And also them (whatever durka durka last name AB has) having an actual career on the Internet, albeit one tied to Ethan Klein, and not a dying one like the Jomhas.

Anisa wants to fuck him and Ian wants to watch him fuck his wife.
 
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