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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
James was just having a 1 on 1 with B(i/o)ngo. He laid most of his cards on the table about his read on the Vicky/Emma situation. James is very anti-Vicky. He explained that Vicky lied about having no money to avoid chipping in for communal items like toilet paper, he says Vicky is manipulating Emma and every time Emma started to talk Vicky would perk up ready to jump in, and he says Vicky would be willing to fuck with personal belongings unlike Bashir. B(i/o)ngo seemed to be in general agreement that Vicky is a huge issue to the house.
 
James was just having a 1 on 1 with B(i/o)ngo. He laid most of his cards on the table about his read on the Vicky/Emma situation. James is very anti-Vicky. He explained that Vicky lied about having no money to avoid chipping in for communal items like toilet paper, he says Vicky is manipulating Emma and every time Emma started to talk Vicky would perk up ready to jump in, and he says Vicky would be willing to fuck with personal belongings unlike Bashir. B(i/o)ngo seemed to be in general agreement that Vicky is a huge issue to the house.
Bashir is currently trying to be nice to the twins and talking to them and seems to be making them laugh.

TTS is mostly off so he can use his Muslim magic.

Landon got asked if he thinks that Anissa is hot and he said that she reminds him of his mother because his mother wears all black so he cannot find her hot. She makes him less homesick so he would never eliminate her.
 
In regards to Ben and Jet sperging about Bashir right now, I hate him as a person but I think he is a good fish and should stay longer, I would rather see Emma leave, she is Payton level nontent. I feel like the fish will vote for Bashir but production will do something to make him stay longer.
Poll is pretty close;
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Basement yaps, I genuinely appreciate these;

 
It's unfortunate, I do want Bashir to survive elimination but he has been putting too much of a target on his back for no real gain. He provides a lot of entertainment and makes a great heel. Jet and Ben are right about the boring ones (as they called "Sleepers") making it to the end.
 
Jet and Ben talk about day 5 and the state of the elimination challenge.
Don't really want any fish to leave.
Having a lot of fun :)
 
Recap: Jet told the chatters to basically beg the contestants on who should be kicked or stay. Here's how it went.

Boy's Dorm:

TTS is begging boys to kick Emma and keep Vicky but they are SICK of Vicky and don't want to live in the same house as her.

Nobody sees that Anisa strat btw. Not even TTS. Everyone is going for Emma. It's not happening.

JD wants the Emma scheming. He likes the smart plays. For once, he's right.

Girl's Dorm:

Meanwhile, TTS is begging them to not kick Bashir. The girls say they'd never ever ever eliminate the Twins. They love the Twins too much. Emma said she would suicide rather than see the Twins lose (I'm still waiting for Emma hater apologies).

Vicky knows she's gonna be eliminated. She knows it's joever.
 
It's unfortunate, I do want Bashir to survive elimination but he has been putting too much of a target on his back for no real gain. He provides a lot of entertainment and makes a great heel. Jet and Ben are right about the boring ones (as they called "Sleepers") making it to the end.
I will never understand anyone who wants the most detestable fish to leave before hell house is underway.
 
i want anisa to stay. she seems like shes down for absolutely anything (as proved by the hot tub stream with head).
all of the contestants are good honestly.
its a hard choice on who is the best to get rid of.
but i keep coming back to jd.
hes not doing anything, he wants to get rid of vicky.
its just not good.
 
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