🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Wildly refreshing?
The coach telling their client to listen to them and not get constantly derailed by randoms on social media? Sounds like a normal take by a normal human who wants a job.

Like Anna, are YOU listening to your coach and nutrition people bc it sounds like that one hit home.
 
Viking:


I decided to play dj and give Anna the musical toxicity she deserves:

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Also something to note: Anna has not been shooting at either Big Tex (flag gym) or Iron Forge (red wall) gym for a few weeks now. All her recent footage has been at Los Campeones.
 
Anna lives on Reddit lol. When she posted this
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Someone commented about her lack of cardio, which made someone else predict that she’d post about cardio next.

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Which she then did!
 
So... she's proven she lasts less than 15 seconds on an assault bike?

First off, Anna, dear, your seat's not at the correct height. Your legs aren't extending far enough. They're not suppose to lock out completely, but they're suppose to get close. An assault bike's seat is meant to be set at the same height as a road bike's, not a MTB with a dropper post.

Secondly, the seat's not far enough forward. You're suppose to be nearly directly overtop of the pedals and have a slight tilt forward so your upper body is leaning forward.

Third, as a beginner you should be capable of going for around 10 minutes.

Now I won't discount assault bikes - that's a helluva workout. Around 20 minutes on those fuckers, and I'm good, tyvm. But our fitness queen here should be able to pump out more than 15 seconds, ffs.

Her squats are predictably still absolute shit and too reliant on ducking of the upper body to give the appearance of depth. Fix yo form.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
So... she's proven she lasts less than 15 seconds on an assault bike?
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It wasn't even 10 seconds before she gave up.

I think it's funny that she posts videos like this and expects it to be relatable. No, she just looks like a 500 lb woman trying to exercise. You know the reaction she expects is, "Wow! It must be hard if even Anna can't do it!"

Why does she need to be told to ignore comments on SM? I thought she was so super unbothered by all that! Pantalones!
 
Courtesy of Reddit, multiple people screengrabbed this especially scintillating moment from Anna's LMNT taste test:
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The person who posted the last one captioned it: "Helth"
 
OttoWest said:
I found this vid on Reddit, unsure of its origin. It’s Anna setting up a shot and prepping to do all of three reps. As the post pointed out it’s 1:38 long for 10 seconds of exercise.
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The staring (multiple times) at the camera, weird body gyrations, and piss-flap adjustments vs the actual lift is really weird. Like 94% self-feelings vs 3 half-sits. Better music makes it more better though

 
OttoWest said:
I decided to play dj and give Anna the musical toxicity she deserves:
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An inspired choice, I must say!

Her entire life is the reverse Truman Show. She thinks everything is a performance while failing to perceive the real world existing around her. Sorry, but those swollen ankles don’t get mandated rest breaks.
 
Ilona thinks the fat might be protecting the spine somehow. I think she was joking, but maybe not entirely? I wonder how much fat is packed around her spine.
 
Maybe the fat is protecting. Maybe she has put her spine through heavy loads at weak positions in a way that it actually trancended and became way more resilient than most. Or maybe the pain meds are doing ther job well.
 
Plus Size Polka said:
Ilona thinks the fat might be protecting the spine somehow. I think she was joking, but maybe not entirely? I wonder how much fat is packed around her spine.
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Oh, the spine is fucked.

A quick google on fatbacks directed me to Hyperlordosis (Swayback): Excessive inward curvature of the lower spine occurs to counterbalance heavy abdominal mass. So that kind of explains Anna's dumb form. If the pain isn't happening now, she's going to be in a lot of it soon. She'll never work on her core strength, so she's really doing a lot of damage with Strongham.

StoopidFookingHamsterFace said:
The staring (multiple times) at the camera, weird body gyrations, and piss-flap adjustments vs the actual lift is really weird. Like 94% self-feelings vs 3 half-sits. Better music makes it more better though

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RIP Wesley Willis
 
Angry New Ager said:
Holy fuck, her arms are getting huge again. In six months, they'll be as big as they ever were. And no, it's not due to increased muscularity.
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Angry New Ager said:
Fuckin' hell, Anna.
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beautiful person said:
That orange set is a disaster. Yes it fits (I'm honestly shocked there aren't stretch gaps between the buttons on the top), but the fabric looks like a 70s carpet, and Anna has no business showing off torso skin of any kind. I wonder how it looks on her unfiltered.
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head lamb said:
Oh, the spine is fucked.

A quick google on fatbacks directed me to Hyperlordosis (Swayback): Excessive inward curvature of the lower spine occurs to counterbalance heavy abdominal mass. So that kind of explains Anna's dumb form. If the pain isn't happening now, she's going to be in a lot of it soon. She'll never work on her core strength, so she's really doing a lot of damage with Strongham.


RIP Wesley Willis
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fun fact: the rock and roll McDonald’s is in Chicago and featured in the supersize me movie. And that song is a real 👂 🐛
 
OttoWest said:
Also something to note: Anna has not been shooting at either Big Tex (flag gym) or Iron Forge (red wall) gym for a few weeks now. All her recent footage has been at Los Campeones.
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She can kill two birds with one stone at Los Campeones. After her shitty workout, she can waddle right over to Mochinut next door for a 12 pack, and drive around the corner to get some Italian, wings, Tex-Mex for the snack on the way home. Besides all the convenient food, I am suspicious something happened at the other gyms. We know she didn't move, so being closer to Los Campeones isn't the reason.
Angry New Ager said:
Holy fuck, her arms are getting huge again. In six months, they'll be as big as they ever were. And no, it's not due to increased muscularity.
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I wish I saved the Reddit post but people were claiming they could see her bicep muscles. No, those are post-surgery fat lumps.
 
xivnuhranx said:
I wish I saved the Reddit post but people were claiming they could see her bicep muscles. No, those are post-surgery fat lumps.
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Yeah, muscle doesn't work that way on women. Even slim women have to get pretty good and ripped before their muscularity is really noticeable; under a layer of blubber? Forget it, you're not going to see a damned thing.
 
head lamb said:
Oh, the spine is fucked.

A quick google on fatbacks directed me to Hyperlordosis (Swayback): Excessive inward curvature of the lower spine occurs to counterbalance heavy abdominal mass. So that kind of explains Anna's dumb form. If the pain isn't happening now, she's going to be in a lot of it soon. She'll never work on her core strength, so she's really doing a lot of damage with Strongham
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Good to know.

Now watch her claim she has superhero fat, not just unburnable fat. Instead of a Wolverine skeleton she has magic fat that super cushions and… shoots lasers? Something like that. Some of the HAES queens claim their fat will save them in a car accident.
 
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