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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Bashir has 5 minutes to pack his stuff and leave.

When Bashir leaves, a new room will be opening, so stay tuned!

"We're gonna miss Bashir. Bashir is awesome." - Jet

He says the guys could have raided her bags, they did not. That's on them.
 
I really think that for Emma, shooting James Drake would have been the best strategy. She said it was a strategic decision but I think she actually just hated Bashir and wanted to be nice.
 
i don't mind bashir going because his schtick of being "The Worldly Raghead" is only going to go so far, and he's been policing the other fish into this gay pacifist truce shit when the core of the challenge is supposed to be Plant Wars. him and vicky are the reason everyone's holed up and nobody's trying to steal or "sabo" the other plants, and they should be punished for that. bad sportsmanship.
this being said, it fucking sucks he's leaving and neither of them pulled a fast one and eliminated a nontent fish. emma incited just as much dumb shit and got manipulated by the hog into eliminating a good fish.
 
I really think that for Emma, shooting James Drake would have been the best strategy. She said it was a strategic decision but I think she actually just hated Bashir and wanted to be nice.
Him or Landon would have been the real strategic decision as they're both way more popular than her and in James Drake's case, way better at challenges too. But Emma had to keep with the tradition of Fishtank contestants and be a fucking retard who wouldn't know strategy if it slapped her in the face.
 
This is why I can't watch Survivor, the best strategy is to be weak and retarded until you get to the end, so the biggest faggot wins.
solo wilderness survival shows got solved (ruined) over time too, the best strategy is to get fat before the show and lay around all day doing as little as possible.
 
imagine if you were a contestant and you emilinated the most nontent useless fish? that would be actually retarded.
Josie was the most nontent useless fish of S1 once Mauro left. Vance had a chance to eliminate her and he chose not to. Who won that season?
 
With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
 
I would of preferred Vicky or JD to go first, but Bashir was in my bottom 3. He was as abrasive as he was entertaining, but he really fucked up. You can say he's the only content in that house, but when that content is fucking everyone over, that's just going to lead to burn out. I like friendtank with competition, and short bursts of hellhouse. If you just want to see human suffering go watch the Square Room or whatever that Ukrainian human rights violation is called.

People get pissy when they coddled Fish, but when you go hard you get shit like Season 2 that fell apart. We only had the amazing experience of the confusion over cheese fries and what the fuck Landon was even talking about because they pulled back and coddled him after running a bit too hard.
Also Jet told Bashir he has time to make move before in confessional, he didnt. So thats on him
Bashir totally played the game wrong, he destroyed almost everyone's plant in a violent thoughtless muzzie frenzy. He has no plan besides be a heel and lose.

They'll bringing in freeloaders and challenges to stir up content as the show progresses.
 
Biggest fuckup collectively was the at-risk fish not trying to de-program Emma from Vicky's clutches while she was sitting at the bar all of yesterday downing warm beers. There might have been a shot to get her to turn on Vicky if they could've done it.
 
I really think that for Emma, shooting James Drake would have been the best strategy. She said it was a strategic decision but I think she actually just hated Bashir and wanted to be nice.
James Drake, Landon or even Vicky would've been strategic choices. Vicky just because it would've endeared her to the audience and no one could ever say Emma is nontent after. As a viewer I don't know if I want to give up any of those three over Bashir, but if you're trying to win the game the muzzie was a awful choice. The only real benefit of that choice for her is that she gets to be in friendtank for however long it lasts.
 
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