Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Happy birthday, Wu. Here's to 40 more years of you publicly humiliating yourself and 40K more pages of your thread.

 
Behold! I, St. John of Flynt, have conjured brick and stone out of bare earth and built thee a church! Know only this, that the Lord thy God is real!!!

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What the ever-loving FUCK
 
Behold! I, St. John of Flynt, have conjured brick and stone out of bare earth and built thee a church! Know only this, that the Lord thy God is real!!!

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What the ever-loving FUCK
I actually stood up off my chair and put my hands on my head and laughed as I was reading these tweets. All I can say is loooooooooooooooool.
 
You know what'd impress the voters of district 8? Cosplaying at a blue collar worker.

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Reminds me of Marie Antoinette playing at being a peasant.
Don't worry, it's not like blue-collar work is real work that requires skills or anything. Any moron can just show up and give it a try.
 
1000 more pages!
Behold! I, St. John of Flynt, have conjured brick and stone out of bare earth and built thee a church! Know only this, that the Lord thy God is real!!!

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What the ever-loving FUCK
"I need to impress the plebs! I will just tweet that I am going to slap some mortar and bricks together (that is what people do in construction, right?) for three weekends. That will convince those peasants that I am one of them! What does Lynch got? 18 years as a ironworker? Pssssh!"
 
"I need to impress the plebs! I will just tweet that I am going to slap some mortar and bricks together (that is what people do in construction, right?) for three weekends.

Tune in Monday when John tweets about a cadre of vile STRAIGHT WHITE MEN who spent the entire time banging their own heads with giant wooden mallets and wolf-whistling at the sight of John's svelte, athletic, sweat-slicked body glistening in the hot afternoon sun, sports bra and hugging his firm skin to show off the full extent of his anatomy.
 
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It's impossible to know where to start with that series of tweets: the blatant classism, the fact John* thinks volunteering now and then on construction sites = knowing what it's like to be a 'blue collar' worker, the fact he thinks that he's in any kind of shape for physical labour, or just the blatant barefaced lying about the church and missionary work for no reason whatsoever except to add another chapter to his fantasy life story. Can any Wuologists work out when this missionary work could possibly have taken place?

*Up until now I've used the name and pronouns John wants to be known by because I was brought up to be polite even to those who don't deserve it. But fuck that shit now.
 
It's impossible to know where to start with that series of tweets: the blatant classism, the fact John* thinks volunteering now and then on construction sites = knowing what it's like to be a 'blue collar' worker, the fact he thinks that he's in any kind of shape for physical labour, or just the blatant barefaced lying about the church and missionary work for no reason whatsoever except to add another chapter to his fantasy life story. Can any Wuologists work out when this missionary work could possibly have taken place?

*Up until now I've used the name and pronouns John wants to be known by because I was brought up to be polite even to those who don't deserve it. But fuck that shit now.

I guess sometime before he 'got stabbed in the head'
 
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Yep and we'll tighten up the graphics on level 3 while we're at it.

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It's not totally implausible that a kinda-rich, kinda-churchy area might send high schoolers on Habitat for Humanity-style "mission trips".

It is, however, 100% implausible that John had anything to do with this whatsoever.
 
It surely would have been in high school. It's not totally implausible that a kinda-rich, kinda-churchy area might send high schoolers on Habitat for Humanity-style "mission trips".

If it did happen then I'm putting my money on the idea of his parents pressuring/bribing him into it because they thought it might make him less of a spoiled brat. John was an awkward fat video gaming weeb during high school so no way did he do it without someone pushing him into it.
 
It's impossible to know where to start with that series of tweets: the blatant classism, the fact John* thinks volunteering now and then on construction sites = knowing what it's like to be a 'blue collar' worker, the fact he thinks that he's in any kind of shape for physical labour, or just the blatant barefaced lying about the church and missionary work for no reason whatsoever except to add another chapter to his fantasy life story. Can any Wuologists work out when this missionary work could possibly have taken place?

*Up until now I've used the name and pronouns John wants to be known by because I was brought up to be polite even to those who don't deserve it. But fuck that shit now.

From Wu's many ever changing tales of life in the South, I gathered that she only attended religious schools until high school. She's said many times how she tried to bring prayer to her public school at age 14.

She restored a "POS car" at 15 (what a shitty thing to say about a gift). My best guess is that her gay friends who died in Iraq and then committed suicide went with her to South America to build villages when she was 16-18.

Legend has it that in some towns, she's worshipped as a saint.
 
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