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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet wants to rope rn
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Jet improved a lot when it comes to transparency. This conversation could've been held in the basement, but here the audience was able to listen in and I really appreciate that.
Props to him.
Landon was awesome this night, but holy fuck did he get obnoxious here.
 
Maybe it's because he's drunk, but Drake going "Maybe I don't get the show before, I didn't research anything!" & "They broke the rules!" at the same time is the dumbest shit to say.
 
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This went on for 3 minutes with no tax

Also I hope he never gets the stain out of his clothes It looks so cool.
 
WE HAVE PUKE
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Update
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JD and Landon Picking up together

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Picked it up.


Wiggers come on

Landon touched/molested the pooner in the market but people missed it. Anyone got it?
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Jet stands by what he said in the room and says he empathizes with the feelings of the crowd and contestants.
 
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Maybe it's because he's drunk, but Drake going "Maybe I don't get the show before, I didn't research anything!" & "They broke the rules!" at the same time is the dumbest shit to say.
They broke the internal logic of the show and JDrake is mad because he wanted Bashir out and played the game afterwards with the precondition that Bashir wasn't coming back
 
I agree w/ Drake that he should be a freeloader, but he's retarded for not researching, rules and logic are flexible and wont get in the way of content. Hes had 2 seasons since famous house to catch up.
Fishtank is like Whose Line is it Anyway? where nothing matters so stop crying. It's not called FAIRtank (my favorite Sam quote in S2 that no one fucking clipped so it's gone)
you sure about that?
 
I'm trying to see if someone clipped the Landon grabbing on Mints clip on Twitter but like....

Holy woman body

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Badass

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What the fuck is this thing?

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From twitter:
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Edit: okay she has a point here

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More evidence Sam was the problem that now he's gone and production stops caring about "getting mogged" and is transparent and willing to joke about their external perception.
 
Jet: so as the gender ratio....the Twins... I don't consider them women.... They're like..... Well, we'll get back to that....
 
More evidence Sam was the problem that now he's gone and production stops caring about "getting mogged" and is transparent and willing to joke about their external perception.
Ok, it's time to stop blaming every problem on Sam. Production was at it's worst during s4 and that was also Sam's most checked out season. The problem there wasn't Sam it was Jet's built up ego. Jet didn't complain about being mogged during s2 when they oiled him up and chased him around like a pig during swamp olympics. It was a phase he went through and it's HOPEFULLY past now. I like the maturing production has gone through this season, they really have been taking their lumps in stride, I don't think it's magically because Sam isn't there.
 
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