Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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"Bidders with ZERO or Less than TEN Positive Feedback will also fall under the suspicious category and may be considered for Blocking as well."

So far he hasn't done any of that. I guess his greed wouldn't let him take the chance that it's not a fake bid.
"I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it." - Christian Weston Chandler
 
Chris had actually mastered time travel using the Lego Delorean, and is now using it for the next revolution in laziness: going to the future to pick up his artwork after it's done and bringing it back to the present.

Little does he realize his attempt to do this would only result in something similar to Calvin's homework assignment:

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Uh… call me naive if you want to, us island folk don't know much, but isn't that illegal and/or against the rules of eBay?

Of course its against the rules of eBay, but its easy, look at the bid history

1º Bid with a personal account with a lot of positive feed
2º Then bid more with a fake account with fake information and no positive points increasing the price
Repeat the process, but the fake account has to win of course
3º Fake account wins, fake account is banned, auction cancelled

Maybe there are at least 3 trolls doing this out there...
 
I'm surprised there hasn't been a "Clyde Cash","Evan", or, "[insert other troll name here]" bid yet.

If there has, only Chris would know it because a while ago eBay decided to make bidders anonymous to one another, the only person who can see who they all are is the seller. I think this is to keep buyers from harassing one another if one buyer won an item another buyer really wanted?
 
That's Chris butchering English. "Rising interest rates" means that there's lots of people interested in his auction. It still doesn't mean anyone's gonna fucking pay up.
Chris is the kind of person that even if someone legitimately went for the buy-it-now of $500, if he thought there was demand enough, he would say "no, I'm not sending it to you until you pay me ANOTHER $500."
 
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How the fuck did I not notice this before
Is Chris so out of touch with the world that he doesn't even know the date anymore?

No seriously someone please explain.

Q:Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit?
A:Oops! That was a mistake; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated.
 
Chris had actually mastered time travel using the Lego Delorean, and is now using it for the next revolution in laziness: going to the future to pick up his artwork after it's done and bringing it back to the present.

Little does he realize his attempt to do this would only result in something similar to Calvin's homework assignment:

calvin-and-hobbes-time-machine-4.gif


Obviously, the artwork's here. Therefore the time travel worked.

TELL ME I DINT JUST BLOW YO MIND
 
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