Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

Who passes better as a woman?

  • Autphag:

    Votes: 36 9.9%

  • Robert Wayne Stiles

    Votes: 327 90.1%
  • Total voters
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Miss Hortensia said:
Lulz, the most proud proletarians would beat you up for being work-shy. :story:
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Why is White Precious talking? She needs to lay off the fried foods and licka, and focus on her mental health. She's just going to be another.... hoodrat. She's addicted to causing trouble and never being in a stable love relationship. The streets have told me that Sophie has pulled many precious' moves like this scene:

 
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Autphag said:
I'VE BEEN MISTAKEN FROM COMING FROM MORNINGSIDE FROM MY CLASS CONTEMPORARIES.

Don't you dare say I sound anything like scum. You're just filled with middle class Ra bias.
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Your speech is intelligible although you have a slight speech impediment.
 
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Autphag said:
Okay, that's a realistic appraisal.

Thank you I guess? I'm aware I have a slight lisp, people have remarked that too.

I also strong enunciate /sneed/, probably a subconscious feminine trait I've co-opted.
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I went to university with a Glaswegian and I could not understand him because he had such a thick accent, so yes I do know what a hard to decipher Scottish accent sounds like.
 
I've been running off one massive anxiety attack all day, I seem to be perceiving time very slowly akin to that one cheat-code on an old PS2 game featuring gangster-niggers , I think I need some sleep. I won't lie when I say a common chav-song the lumpenproles like was running at 50% beat per minute, and I could detect this due to my strange musical memory. It's strong in rythmic aspects if not so highly in tone/pitch.

It was coming from a car, and I should also remark the cars were driving very slowly when I went outside to get my sugar-fix from the local corner shop.
 
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Autphag said:
I've been running off one massive anxiety attack all day, I seem to be perceiving time very slowly akin to that one cheat-code on an old PS2 game featuring gangster-niggers , I think I need some sleep. I won't lie when I say a common chav-song the lumpenproles like was running at 50% beat per minute, and I could detect this due to my strange musical memory. It's strong in rythmic aspects if not so highly in tone/pitch.
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Have some balalaika music to calm you down.
 
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LagoonaBlue said:
What happened to your magical Jewish powers eh?
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The Bible imparts those. Also I made that remark about the verbal abilities of transsexuals in metaphor.

Reading my first taste of such manipulative word salad 7 years' ago, I was scared shitless by it, which is why I sought to emulate it for the counter-attack.

i'm praying to make curses on you transexual scumbag for my spiritual rejuvenation

for the female name of my neo-christening was actually imparted by it through God in visual calligraphy when I was last at the psych ward in October of last year

it was ordained by Him
 
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Autphag said:
i'm praying to make curses on you transexual scumbag for my spiritual rejuvenation

for the female name of my neo-christening was actually imparted by it through God in visual calligraphy when I was last at the psych ward in October of last year

it was ordained by Him
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Deuteronomy 21:18-21 teaches, "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."

Replace son with daughter/him with her, and it applies to you.
 
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Autphag said:
I also strong enunciate /sneed/, probably a subconscious feminine trait I've co-opted.
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Actually, this is a Highland accent trait. Some speakers from Sutherland (say that three times fast!) actually say "wiss" for "with," and the whole speech pattern is very sibilant in general. But don't worry, hen. Old Scots never die; they just get depicted.
 
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