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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Bam might be reading off a script lol
 
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Dumbass found a way to jump in to a story. This time about the tough life of Ghengis Khan.

He compares he and James Drake as some blood brothers bound to battle parable.
 
Who Will You Vote Out if You Win?

James: JD or Anissa (because anissa is feral)
Anissa: JD
JD: Anissa
Emma: JD (idk it's harder! I might randomly have to shoot someone.) I think she's holding back
Landon: JD
Twins: (didn't hear because production fucking sucks dick)
Bashir: likely James Drake, he thinks the JD thing is a gayop (he feels he betrayed him by betraying, told a story of the Mongolian Temujin and Jamukha )

Beth wants Bashir to get the bullet.

Also there's prompting here which only. Bashir seemed to notice.

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Gef Mongoose said:
I’m looking forward to the apparent autists in the thread turning to the next hyper focus from Fishtank. Some of you are as close to simping for Landon as JD is for Beth. Landon immediately started talking shit again and got up after he was knocked down; he’s fine.
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Which is crazy in a website that quite literally tells you to point and laugh while keeping your distance.
 
Meiwaku said:
Who Will You Vote Out if You Win?

James: JD or Anissa (because anissa is feral)
Anissa: JD
JD: Anissa
Emma: JD (idk it's harder! I might randomly have to shoot someone.) I think she's holding back
Landon: JD
Twins: (didn't hear because production fucking sucks dick)
Bashir: likely James Drake, he thinks the JD thing is a gayop (he feels he betrayed him by betraying, told a story of the Mongolian Temujin and Jamukha )

Beth wants Bashir to get the bullet.

Also there's prompting here which only. Bashir seemed to notice.

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Hate to say it but IF Bashir wins and gets to shoot, taking out Drake now would be a smart move. The house hates JD and keeping JD there is a strong strategy to keep himself (Bashir) safe for another round longer.
 
Aquafag said:
Hate to say it but IF Bashir wins and gets to shoot, taking out Drake now would be a smart move. The house hates JD and keeping JD there is a strong strategy to keep himself (Bashir) safe for another round longer.
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that and JD has mentioned self-elimination. This would pose an interesting quandary, would the wiggers bring back James Drake if JD left tomorrow?
 
Aquafag said:
Hate to say it but IF Bashir wins and gets to shoot, taking out Drake now would be a smart move. The house hates JD and keeping JD there is a strong strategy to keep himself (Bashir) safe for another round longer.
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Bashir is as smart as Mints is raped (which is very). Bashir or JD need that Bullet tbh. JD staying would be funny.

Drake is right that Anissa is feral and a threat.
 
the boxing room and landon loss is such an exciting development. It gives our boy the perfect arc to win, and provides us the possibility of a goldstriker cameo. I really hope jet doesn't fuck this up also i wonder if vance wearing the du rag is to signify him becoming a wigger I love this fucking show so much y'all
 
crb said:
Which is crazy in a website that quite literally tells you to point and laugh while keeping your distance.
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People ignore the guidelines on this site every day, or misinterpret them. I don’t even blame Null for it because he’s one of the only ones trying to keep the rest of the internet from being cucked.

Keeping it Fishtank related, I hope that JD’s gay ass leaves the tank today. With Mints shit talking, he should actually box Bashir before Bashir leaves again, if he does.
 
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Dumbass found a way to jump in to a story. This time about the tough life of Ghengis Khan.

He compares he and James Drake as some blood brothers bound to battle parable.
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That fishtank is fucking cooked. Every time I look at it, its more and more brown. Surprised none of the fish died yet, especially after JD dumping like half the fish food in there all at once.
 
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tts: Everybody is sick and JD was ground zero
JD: "Hell yeah! Biological warfare, baby!"
Bingo: [heavy coughing]

Bingo: "Bashir should stay single forever. He should be a monk"
Bongo: "A eunuch"

Also twins are asking everybody their dreams because they both had nightmares about houses and think it means the house is haunted so they're checking to see if anybody else had nightmares about houses

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Twins are interrogating Beth because they think she caused their sickness and nightmares and made the house haunted. Beth said she grew up in a haunted house, twins said their mom also grew up in one.

tts: I hate you whore
"Womp womp"
Both: [heavy sigh]

"You remind me of our bigger sister"

"You smell strong but not baaaad..."
 
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JD: So who do you think is going home?
Twins: *coughing* well uhhh
 
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