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Listen to the logical part of your brain, mister. Walk away. The gods did not intend you to be with this woman.
Do not defy your fate. It only leads to madness and misery...Just some advice from an older dude.
Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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Listen to the logical part of your brain, mister. Walk away. The gods did not intend you to be with this woman.
Do not defy your fate. It only leads to madness and misery...Just some advice from an older dude.
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The prodigal son returns! Welcome back Andrew!
Post your book please
Post your book please
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I'm almost positive I've said this previously in this thread, but the only way @tamarlover will learn to stop being an idiotic stalker with no self awareness is him going to prison. Even going to prison might not help though, what with how delusional he is.
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Didn't Charleton Heston bring something applicable to this situation down from the mountains? Oh, yeah.
Exodus 20:17
U no wantz neibor cheezburgerz! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no abimalz, NO BUKKITZ! DEY NOT UR BUKKITZ, K? dey da LOLrus' bukkits.
Exodus 20:17
U no wantz neibor cheezburgerz! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no abimalz, NO BUKKITZ! DEY NOT UR BUKKITZ, K? dey da LOLrus' bukkits.
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This is the definition of a cuck.
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So why not get a job? For starters, you could sell that 250 page book you wrote for Tamar on amazon. I'm sure many of us would buy it.
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@tamarlover but if you secretly paid for her ticket how will she know you had anything to do with it? she could assume it was just a stranger being kind or god pulling strings to help her out and if she thinks you weren't involved at all your message won't reach her.
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She didn't know I knew about her ticket, but now she knows. So I secretly paid for it, as in i caught her by surprise. Its not a secret anymore.
Great reasoning, there, kid. As others have said, this gives her ammunition to use against you. Is your obscene unrequited love for her so overwhelming that you're willing to hurt any possible legal success? If so, that's a pretty bad case of blue balls, my man.
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Just wow.
I didn't go through all 100+ pages of sperging, but I'm surprised he doesn't have her in a hole w a bucket of lotion. To be close to her.
I didn't go through all 100+ pages of sperging, but I'm surprised he doesn't have her in a hole w a bucket of lotion. To be close to her.
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Well, it's a slow burning plan. That's why you couldn't be a legal assistant. He planned on earning her trust, having a nice quiet dinner, and THEN throwing her in the hole and employing lotion within a basket.
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So I made a shitpost in tamarlover's crazy love interest thread and made the, in retrospect, possibly unwise decision to tag him. This showed up in my PM box this morning.
I am not posting on the site publicly indefinitely. However, even if i was able to, i am not able to post anything on that thread due to being banned from posting on it.
to answer your question, I am actually a pretty reasonable and thoughtful person.
One of the things that helps ground me in reality is I give everyone the benefit of the doubt and innocent until proven guilty. So automatically, that means I don't believe in any crazy conspiracy theories.
Very often people tell me I am very smart and intelligent. I actually sometimes find it very annoying because they tend to tell me that as a backhanded compliment. They remark at how very intelligent i am but then say something critical about me. Its weird because both judges at court who gave me a protective order also remarked at how strikingly intelligent they perceived me to be. They were not asked or encouraged in this direction, they just spontaneously remarked in passing that they found me very bright and smart.
My biggest problem is my lust issues for women. That is my most difficult problem i face in life. I am otherwise a very insightful person and I am very philosophical and reflective of everything. And if i don't know something, i try not to make a fool of myself.
I am generally respectful of the government. I am not super patriotic but neither am I anti government like Melinda and her husband. I believe in honesty and transparency and being loving and kind to others even bad people.
There's plenty of differences between me and her. But i will say i have had the luxury of for the last eight years to do whatever I want and I have devoted almost all my time to learning and studying and educating myself on my own. Compare to her who has major family issues due to being raised in a broken family whereas I was not. she has children to take care of which is a full time job which prevents her from doing much study. So to give you an idea, the amount of study I have done in the last 8 years has made me very wise and intelligent. I don't think it would be a stretch to say that the amount of time I have put in my study and contemplation of things is roughly equivalent to someone in their 50s.
to answer your question, I am actually a pretty reasonable and thoughtful person.
One of the things that helps ground me in reality is I give everyone the benefit of the doubt and innocent until proven guilty. So automatically, that means I don't believe in any crazy conspiracy theories.
Very often people tell me I am very smart and intelligent. I actually sometimes find it very annoying because they tend to tell me that as a backhanded compliment. They remark at how very intelligent i am but then say something critical about me. Its weird because both judges at court who gave me a protective order also remarked at how strikingly intelligent they perceived me to be. They were not asked or encouraged in this direction, they just spontaneously remarked in passing that they found me very bright and smart.
My biggest problem is my lust issues for women. That is my most difficult problem i face in life. I am otherwise a very insightful person and I am very philosophical and reflective of everything. And if i don't know something, i try not to make a fool of myself.
I am generally respectful of the government. I am not super patriotic but neither am I anti government like Melinda and her husband. I believe in honesty and transparency and being loving and kind to others even bad people.
There's plenty of differences between me and her. But i will say i have had the luxury of for the last eight years to do whatever I want and I have devoted almost all my time to learning and studying and educating myself on my own. Compare to her who has major family issues due to being raised in a broken family whereas I was not. she has children to take care of which is a full time job which prevents her from doing much study. So to give you an idea, the amount of study I have done in the last 8 years has made me very wise and intelligent. I don't think it would be a stretch to say that the amount of time I have put in my study and contemplation of things is roughly equivalent to someone in their 50s.
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Now wait just a second. Where I live, paying a speeding ticket means an automatic admission of guilt, leading to an increase in monthly insurance payments.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I've never NOT fought a speeding ticket. Did Tamar plan on just taking the insurance hit and move on, or was she going to try and get it reduced to something manageable?
I guess I'm asking if this guy just screwed Tamar over, preventing her from getting the ticket reduced or dismissed. They don't let other people pay for your speeding tickets where I live for this reason (unless you're there at the cashier window with the person who got the ticket), so I guess I'm just confused.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I've never NOT fought a speeding ticket. Did Tamar plan on just taking the insurance hit and move on, or was she going to try and get it reduced to something manageable?
I guess I'm asking if this guy just screwed Tamar over, preventing her from getting the ticket reduced or dismissed. They don't let other people pay for your speeding tickets where I live for this reason (unless you're there at the cashier window with the person who got the ticket), so I guess I'm just confused.
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@tamarlover What are you going to do with Canadian citizenship? And why are you interested in a country like Togo?
Dude would probably want to try to set up a Jonestown style compound where his word is law.
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Cote d'Ivoire, Togo, the Central African Republic, Tunisia, and Morocco don't have extradition treaties with the US; nor does Russia.
But wanting citizenship in any of these places is equivalent to buying 40 acres of remote, barren desert land sight-unseen on eBay so you can start an agricultural community with a bunch of homeless people.
And he can't just get Canadian citizenship over the summer, even though his mom (iirc) was/is a citizen. He was born in the US; he's never lived in Canada or paid taxes there; and he has a glaring lack of means of self-support (no money, no formal education, no skills). He'd have to apply for permanent residency, move there, and then apply for citizenship, but he doesn't meet the PR requirements.
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Canada roughly has the same land space as the USA? Does he not believe in maps?
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His verbosity may convince you that he has some intelligence, but this guy is practically fucking retarded. He can't understand things even dumb people understand with ease.