📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Maldemort]

Damn! Life is not like pr0n.
For anybody really, but troons feel it more.

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From down in the comments.

Fucking yikes.

Maybe if you didn’t present your self as a trashy prostitute cum dumpster slut-whore, people might want to engage with more than just your hole(s).

Biological women can face those same issues, they just don’t START from the position of being a disgusting coomer incel.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Cisfoids, gaymaxx, cooked, chopped.

Talk like a normal person, I beg you.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

No, you must emulate black american teenagers no matter how retarded and low IQ it sounds

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I live ~3 hours from the border and have a passport so if necessary I can go to Canada but not the funds to completely move myself there long term. Will they start giving asylum? Or should I apply to college there.

Bad news, faggot, I doubt even Canada wants a histrionic, already diagnosed with the crazies, homo with no skills or income. Don't let that stop you, all the trannys should head to the border and start demanding things. You can build little shanties to live in while you wait. I bet that would make everyone super-sad and then you'd get your way.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Being trans has ruined my life​

I went to the reddit original to find out what trans friendly place he supposedly comes from. He also posts in transgenderau. I opened it to doublecheck if it was australia, not austria, and in the sidebar I saw this

But nope, they're totally not grooming minors. (apparently you can medically transition in australia once you're 16 if the information they provide is correct).
I doublechecked and the main mtf sub doesnt have this. If it's legal in australia (and i assume some other places also allow children to fuck themselves up) why doesnt the main sub offer that info. I assume they know it's a bad look, and hide it in the smaller subs where children can stumble upon it.


The main sub does have a link to a "child friendly" tranny sub(). But don't worry, I'm sure the moderator that flaired itself as "trans pan-demomium" is an levelheaded moderator that won't let any suggestive material slip by.

Here's some thread tax, the trannies just couldn't help catching more Ls and sharing them with the world (thank you for your service, now rope):

update: it's over and I'm not coming out anymore Venting (self.MtF) (https://ghostarchive.org/archive/OeViO)

welp, there was something on the news about trans women and sports and my brother and parents just started making dumb, completely ignorant and straight up transphobic comments during dinner. it was extremely hard to sit through it and I feel disgust and genuine hatred towards them. I'm extremely dissapointed in my mom specially cause she completely dropped her "let people do what they want with their life and respect them and all that" talk to just to judge and be transphobic towards a trans girl that appeared talking on tv.
also, yesterday a coworker started saying extremely transphobic, homophobic and completely ignorant "opinions" so yeah not even my work space is safe.
I genuinely just wanna get out of here and start living my life as soon as possible cause I genuinely can't take this shit anymore. i genuinely can't believe how can people be so uneducated on such an important topic then go on and say straight up incorrect shit so convincingly then go and hate on a group of people that have done absolutely nothing to them so proudly.
I was planning on coming tomorrow cause I trusted my mom but I already see that she (and my family) sees who I truly am as pathetic... and I'm trapped here cause I'm still fucking 17...

Never been into men, will that change?Discussion (self.MtF) (or Will I still be a straight man after I put on a dress?) (this one refuses to archive)

hey ladies, I need to pick your brains...
I'm going to be starting HRT soon and have come out to most of my friends and family. Everyone keeps asking me if I'm going to start dating guys or if I'm going to be a lesbian. I have never been into men and just keep telling everyone that unless something changes I guess so.
I'm just wondering if anyone has any experience with their desires changes from one sex or another or becoming bi or anything...
I'm not opposed to being with a man once I've fully transitioned but that's assuming that my desires/tastes change.
I'd like to hear from as many of you as I can since I just want to get a feel for what I'm in for, thanks in advance.

I like this comment:

I hated spinach as a kid but now i like it. Who knows what will change. Some people change some dont and trying to figure out the effects of hrt on this matter is a useless endeavor.

Just went shopping to get laughed at Venting (self.MtF) (https://ghostarchive.org/archive/tumDq)

So today i put a simple attire, like functional clothes to go shoping. I clearly read as a boy by my face, but am wearing androgin clothes…
So I was in the queue for the changing rooms. I was told to give them the clothes for them to count them before i got in. It was two skirts. The girl immediatly laughed at me.
I felt super bad and embarrassed in the dressing rooms. And got out super fast after
I feel like this is how society will treat me forever

New therapist asked me "are you trying to turn yourself into a barbie?" (self.MtF) https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PVDQn

I had my first session today with a new therapist for some short-term counseling support before and after my upcoming gender reassignment surgery in two weeks and to work through a lot of chapters in my life coming to a close at the same time.
Overall, she passed the general vibe check, and we started getting deeper into the weeds about my transition (length of transition, what I've done (including facial feminization surgery), how people in my life have reacted, support during surgery, etc.). Afterwards, she asked me how it felt for my transition to be coming to an end with gender reassignment surgery.
I clarified that I just see this surgery as a major step of my transition and not necessarily the end of it. Before I could say anything else or clarify, she asked if I was trying to turn myself "into a barbie."
I was entirely taken back by this question. I want to give the benefit of the doubt, but it just felt so degrading to have the process of transition be distilled down to that question, and I can't shake the ick I feel from it. I'm trying to decide if I try for another session or just terminate and look for another therapist.
What are people's thoughts? Am I overreacting?

The edit makes it:

Edit: Shouldn't need to be said, but as I've seen a few comments that seem to insinuate I'm talking down to transgender women who might seek to be super femme, including some that are no longer here, all transgender women are valid however masc, femme, or defying of description.

Now you might wonder, is the MtF sub just full of trannies catching Ls at a rate that even the mighty magic pickle cannot handle? Wonder no more, trannies score some Ws as well. Let's see what makes them happy, acceptance by their family, a romantic partner enamored with girl cock? No, just gooners happy they get to touch boobs for the first time in their lives:

Celebrating my new cup size :>Celebration (self.MtF)

I've been on hrt for about 6 and a half months now. I was worried about breast growth since i wanted to lose a bunch of weight and we all know that estrogen loves fat.
Before transitioning i was 120kg, which meant my cup size for my 'man boobs' was a 44C. Since then i've lost 20kg, and since i was looking to get a push up bra this month i figured it was time to re-measure.
turns out i'm 41DD now. what!! i knew my chest was getting larger but only 6 months of hrt with that much progress while losing weight?? i still can't believe it...

65 days into hrt, boobs are just starting to grow. (self.MtF)

There's definitely some growth on the right one as well but the left one is definitely bigger than the right one, it's subtle growth but they still look uneven, at least to me. They'll probably even out with time but I'm happy and hopeful, love you all <3

 

[The Taco Santo!]

total strangers could look at stuff i have wrote, or look at the way i dress, and immediately think "WHORE". they perceive me as SEX SEX SEX FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME CUM CUM CUM no matter how many times i tell them my gender identity.

LOSERLOSERLOSER CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY

I want everyone and their mother in the entire fucking world to perceive me as a skinny asexual twink boy machine thing so badly.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

every so often people give completely irrelevant sexual comments on my posts. people give me creepy unsolicited sexual DM's (not just on reddit but other sites as well). and i get sexually harrassed like a woman would be IRL as well. strangers often make comments about me needing/wanting/having a boyfriend. all this confuses me, what is it about me that is so slutty? i dont get it. and it causes me overwhelming emtoional pain.

Lol, none of this "people all think I'm a slut" is even happening in real life, it's all internet fantasies by a sick fetishist.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

" if i never had this fucking Slut Factor everyone would perceive me as the skinny lanky"

"Slut Factor" = FAT with big hips, butt, gut, and pancake boobs. Almost certainly short as well. She wants to be skinny and lanky, and is tumblr brain coping that having jiggly bits makes her a sex goddess because tumblr poons sexualize fat people as a cope and are all pervs to each other. She is literally the one sexualizing herself in these posts. It's like a self loathing humble brag. Major Puppychan vibes.

If she could magically be a skinny bitch with long legs that fits into cute clothes tomorrow, she would drop the poon thing immediately.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Virtual cesspool and propagator of smoothbrains TikTok has provided us yet another avenue in which to make pooners insecure: a trend called 'catching print,' which - for older, less with-it Kiwis - means analyzing the size of a man's penis when he is wearing pants

I can't think of a single guy who wears pants that allow other people to estimate his penis size. I wear skinny jeans and even they aren't tight enough form an outline of my dick and balls. Then again, any pants tight enough to show penis size would probably have a death grip on the wearer's nuts.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I can't think of a single guy who wears pants that allow other people to estimate his penis size. I wear skinny jeans and even they aren't tight enough form an outline of my dick and balls. Then again, any pants tight enough to show penis size would probably have a death grip on the wearer's nuts.

Ooh, I can think of one:

 

[RuBiSCO]

I'm a stealth man. I'm not even everybody knows I'm gay.

Search this TiF's reddit posts. I found she said she's 85 lbs and 5'1 two years ago. What a stealth pooner!

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

Finally, another entry in the diary of pain from our maiden of malding Round_Candle6462, who goes into more detail about the supposed "slut factor" that taints her aura like a mark of the beast

I went on a dive into her Reddit one of the times you posted her a few weeks back. She does not have the "slut factor" - she literally looks like a twelve year old girl despite being twenty. The kid needs to be in some kind of group home. She has no job, no family, no friends, can't seem to take care of herself, and thinks that every random thing that happens in her life is people judging her. There's more going on than poonerism with this one.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Search this TiF's reddit posts. I found she said she's 85 lbs and 5'1 two years ago. What a stealth pooner!

Might be stealth in a sense if no one even notices she's there.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Cisfoids, gaymaxx, cooked, chopped.

Talk like a normal person, I beg you.

I don't have a clue what the wee lass is on about. Discovered that obnoxious whining in a foreign language is still fucking irritating though, so thanks to her for that I guess.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Cisfoids, gaymaxx, cooked, chopped.

Talk like a normal person, I beg you.

I don't have a clue what the wee lass is on about. Discovered that obnoxious whining in a foreign language is still fucking irritating though, so thanks to her for that I guess.

4tran4 is made up of users as young as 13-14 years old, so common slang skews towards whatever is "hip" with the "jive turkey" of today's youth. Allow me to illuminate my fellow Kiwis, if I may. (Obviously if you prefer to keep your brain cells intact, you don't have to read this.)

Spoiler: Trans-lations.

• "Cisfoids" = ordinary young women who don't hate themselves. Due to the strong overlap between 4chan incels and 4tranners, regular women are often referred to as "foids" in general, which comes from incelspeak. (The inverse is "moid," for anyone curious, and some 4trans users will refer to people as "passoids" which is just referring to troons 'n' poons they believe pass successfully. These terms are never used in a positive context and are, at best, usually intended to be snarky or mean-spirited.)
• "Gaymaxx" = derived from "looksmaxxing," essentially trying to appear as homosexual as possible.
• "Cooked" = essentially "am I fucked/have I been screwed over." You may come across contexts in which kids - or online content creators who have young audiences - will say "Chat, am I cooked?" which is usually implying that you believe you've made a mistake or got fucked up in some way. This is not to be confused with "You cooked/you ate," which is more of a compliment (like if your girl pal dressed especially well for a night out, you might say that she "ate" with her outfit, or if you drew a very fine piece of art, someone may say "You really cooked with this" to imply they liked it).
• "Chopped" = ugly or unattractive; for example, if you wore pants that sagged so hard you appeared to be wearing an overflowing diaper, you might say it made you look "chopped." (Though some young perverts may consider an overflowing diaper to be a moment in which you "ate," but we're hoping they sterilize themselves before they pee in the gene pool.)

Writing all of that out made the skibidi toilet in my brain cap out. Or not cap. Something to that effect. Anyway, thread tax.

A new side effect of poonacy has dropped: before even breaching the fringes of menopause, a TiF discovers that she has developed fucking cataracts. Even more disturbingly, the comments are eager to claim that her doctor - who is an opthalmological surgeon - may have no idea what she's talking about when she connects testosterone to ocular health, which leads some of them to start playing desktop researcher in order to assure other nervous li'l doodz that OP's doctor is a quack. Am I the bad guy for thinking it's not nice to encourage members of your so-called community to be so laissez-faire about going blind? Fellas, is it a hashtag TERF moment to tell people to take care of their eyesight?
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Unintentional Testosterone Side Effects: Cataracts at 33​

I generally don't post or participate in trans communities on Reddit, just for my personal sanity. However, I had to come here and share something low-key hilarious and kind of informative (because I don't ever remember this coming up when doing my initial informed consent talks with doctors).

I've been on Testosterone for about 8 years, now. No real troubling side-effects, but I got the whole spiel when I first started about potential heart health risks, fertility risks, etc. I'm good with all that, I knew what I was getting into.

What I DIDN'T expect was having to go in for a surgery consult for CATARACTS. The doctor came in the room for my exam, stopped, and went, "You're really young to me cataract surgery."

Turns out, steroid use (including injections) can lead to early development. Though it led to a super interesting conversation about how hormone changes in general can affect eye health. So, yeah.... Surgery is scheduled for next month for my left eye, right eye will be scheduled when it gets bigger. But they'll fix a good bit of my vision, so I will no longer be legally blind without glasses after both eyes are done.

Tldr; prolonged testosterone usage led to early onset cataracts and surgery about 40 years earlier than expected. So, uh, keep an eye out for that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"I'm so cooked! I'm so chopped!"
The kids are NOT okay.

Complete digression: as I was reading a book about the siege of Dien Bien Phu, I was surprised to see "we're cooked" footnoted as French military slang, in the 1950s. Not to imply a throughline, just the interesting universality of human language.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

I went to the reddit original to find out what trans friendly place he supposedly comes from. He also posts in transgenderau. I opened it to doublecheck if it was australia, not austria, and in the sidebar I saw this

But nope, they're totally not grooming minors. (apparently you can medically transition in australia once you're 16 if the information they provide is correct).
I doublechecked and the main mtf sub doesnt have this. If it's legal in australia (and i assume some other places also allow children to fuck themselves up) why doesnt the main sub offer that info. I assume they know it's a bad look, and hide it in the smaller subs where children can stumble upon it.

Are we at the "yes it's happening and it's a good thing" stage yet?

Fucking yikes.

Maybe if you didn’t present your self as a trashy prostitute cum dumpster slut-whore, people might want to engage with more than just your hole(s).

Biological women can face those same issues, they just don’t START from the position of being a disgusting coomer incel

These trannies are the kind of coombrained retards who fantasize about getting raped because it would make them feel valid

 

[Harmless Harm]

Complete digression: as I was reading a book about the siege of Dien Bien Phu, I was surprised to see "we're cooked" footnoted as French military slang, in the 1950s. Not to imply a throughline, just the interesting universality of human language.

I think I even saw it used once or twice in even older writings from around the 1850s.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Cisfoids, gaymaxx, cooked, chopped.

Talk like a normal person, I beg you.

No, you must emulate black american teenagers no matter how retarded and low IQ it sounds

Cooked and chopped may be theirs but cisfoid doesn’t sound black. Idk where the maxxx shit came from though.

 

[Yuck Fou]

Cooked and chopped may be theirs but cisfoid doesn’t sound black. Idk where the maxxx shit came from though.

Ebonics can only claim chopped. Cisfoid/moid etc is incel shit and maxxing came from gaming (then incels). Cooked as in doing well at something is ebonics, but cooked as in being fucked or finished (like a turkey) goes way back so they don't get both uses.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

There's more going on than poonerism with this one.

Absolutely. Part of me wonders if she has that type of OCD where she obsesses over being a bad person, like how Mallory Ortberg's brother obsessed about being a pedophile even though he wasn't. I'm no psychiatrist so I'm not sure what that is called exactly. On the other hand, it's almost like she has some kind of gangstalking delusions, maybe mild psychotic symptoms. She really needs to be kept an eye on, regardless.