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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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I see you too niggers. Bite me. Being a joyless cunt is not a personality trait.
 
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Ok, so JD would rather hold her hands all night? Instead of just enduring some gay tickling?
I don't think it's a hot take to say that my girl's ass would be single REAL quick if she pulled that. (Not that any sane person would let their partner go on this retard show)
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Twins ragequit the reddit superbed and went to the glassroom. Dad came and asked why they were upset and how he could make it work next time. Twins got mad when their fellow Sperg Reicher ragequit. For some reason JD screaming as loud as he can in their faces while they were asleep because a girl touched him without permission upset them. They also want it to happen earlier. I think wiggers want the bit to happen so maybe we'll get it tomorrow.

Oh man if only Landon and the twins were trying to get some shuteye while this "content" was happening
 
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JD's girlfriend's Fishtank account is @chaos_fish
User ID: 3c521f01-bba0-450a-8504-f35e8e584a96

Message: "JD, its ash. im being cucked on discord right now bro. laura, no women have a cock. do what you gotta do man, this shit is aqful to watch. shes got them anne frank shoes on bro"
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 03:42:43 AM

Message: "jd not gonna lie, every time this bitch touches you i get pinged 45 times on discord, telegram and in chat, please knock her unconscious already."
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 03:33:43 AM

Message: "jd, its ash, please clock this bitch if you have to. good god. this is so cringe. laura if i ever see you you're eating a curb."
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 03:14:04 AM

Message: "YO LAURA, imma be real, if you touch JD again I hope you like pavement retard. get the fuck outta there. check your pH bitch."
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 02:45:38 AM

Message: "JD its ASH, you have my permission to clokc this bitch and lay her ass out. NONCONSENUAL TOUCHING RAPE RAPE RAPE"
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 02:34:48 AM

Message: "psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch on the syrup soap carpet psycho bitch"
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 12:53:07 AM

Message: "jd, do what you have to do. not sure what is going on but i trust you. be careful"
Updated At: March 28, 2026, 12:33:45 AM

Message: "jd its ash, watch your back dude, this one is insane. be careful."
Updated At: March 27, 2026, 11:37:42 PM

Message: "JD, its ash, did you think it was lol? not up to me but i told them i was open. again dont get your hopes up. miss u"
Updated At: March 27, 2026, 11:28:12 PM

Message: "JD, i can't wait for you to see all the screenshots of you doing the wrist thing. alex and i will give you shit. i didnt notice it until chat pointed it out honestly. also you and that vape bro, you need to chill on the nic when you get out. ash out"
Updated At: March 27, 2026, 10:06:43 PM

Message: "Hey JD, its ash. Just wanna say I'm there in spirit. James, you gotta win this fight or Carolina is gonna become Bashir's 5th wife. JD, keep it up. Emma cool, JDrake cool."
Updated At: March 27, 2026, 07:45:47 PM

Message: "JD, its ash. Good stuff today. Make sure you enjoy your jerk off sesh before bed. jewboy was going crazy."
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 11:42:08 PM

Message: "JD, its ash. god dammit you talked over TTS. Equal rights, equal fights. I'll try and stand my ground and if I get mogged put me in the kitchen. I'll cook better than you anyways."
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 11:08:10 PM

Message: "JD, its ash. equal right equal fights, if i get mogged put me in the kitchen. I'll stand my ground"
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 11:05:28 PM

Message: "JD, ash and alex. Good shit, I don't have to be a prison bitch anymore. Alex says good shit and thanks for saving my honor. We've got some really nice clips of you rocking Jet's shit. JD W JD W"
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 09:50:30 PM

Message: "JD, Ash and Alex. THAT WAS HOT AS FUCK GET HOME ASAP and alex says GOOD SHIT"
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 09:27:19 PM

Message: "JD, its ash, give em hell. He's gonna be coming in hot, stay bouncy. Win it or i have to be a prison bitch"
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 09:13:34 PM

Message: "Hey JD, it's Ash. you're great, I love you but for the love of god stop clicking the damn handcuffs. Holy fuck."
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 03:20:30 AM

Message: "Hey JD, maybe if you didn't let everyone use your vape while you're still sick after like 2 weeks, maybe the twins wouldn't be sick? Just a thought. Honestly how are you still sick bro."
Updated At: March 26, 2026, 01:10:37 AM

Message: "JD Jd Jd Jd wake up wake up wake up, they hit the second tower [scream] oh my god. Oh my god"
Updated At: March 25, 2026, 08:16:06 PM

Message: "Yo JD, its ash, hope you make it through tomorrow so I can crack open some claws to some Fishtank this weekend. Also Beth, i didnt say EVERYTIME he touches, but i hope you understand. No offense. Keep up the psycho shit"
Updated At: March 25, 2026, 12:04:12 PM

Message: "JD for the love of god please do not share that hookah directly with Beth, I'm being completely serious. Use something on the mouthpiece at least. You will be screwed."
Updated At: March 25, 2026, 03:42:26 AM

Message: "JD, let me scalp this bitch. It was emma anyways dude. Jewess needs a lesson."
Updated At: March 24, 2026, 04:11:52 AM

Message: "PUT ME IN COACH LET ME SCALP THIS BITCH, anisa you jewess you better check your pH."
Updated At: March 24, 2026, 04:06:23 AM

Message: "JD, while this is absolutely horrible, I think the suitcase debt has finally been settled. I'd take puke over oil any day."
Updated At: March 24, 2026, 02:25:50 AM

Message: "Hey JD, Alex told me to tell you to enjoy your jerk off sesh before bed. I know it'll be hard with your fingers stuck in your ass all night but I know you can do it, I believe in you. [whisper] kinda gay if you ask me"
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 01:43:57 PM

Message: "GOD DAMN ANISA CLOSE YOUR LEGS GOOD GOD"
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 11:37:31 AM

Message: "JD, just ash. it's even more incentive. youre just worried about someone actually being able to mess with you, get yo fingers out yo butt twin. these girls need a trad bitch to mess with them"
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 10:40:53 AM

Message: "JD, alex and ash, xbox 360 got traded in at gamestop 8 years ago, sorry. jailbreak that shit already and hop on with us. Also, ash will get the haircut if you win"
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 10:32:49 AM

Message: "JD, alex and ash, how are you gonna enjoy your jerk sesh tonight? Good thing you told them you were right handed. Like yo cut g, if you win this shit I'll get the same haircut."
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 10:24:34 AM

Message: "YO JD, its ASH keep coughing like that and he'll really fuck your shit up."
Updated At: March 23, 2026, 07:22:38 AM

Message: "JD you know damn well that's a lie. Fuck you."
Updated At: March 22, 2026, 11:58:02 PM

Message: "JD, your favorite cave girl is back again. Here you fuckers were talking about me. Make sure you empty your pockets next time goober. Enjoy your jerk sesh before bed, love you b b"
Updated At: March 22, 2026, 12:31:21 PM

Message: "yo jd, its ash, what cod games do you guys have, i got the xbox plugged in and updating"
Updated At: March 22, 2026, 08:15:24 AM

Message: "jd, its ash, holy fuck, they found your condoms why would you bring them you ho"
Updated At: March 22, 2026, 05:46:52 AM

Message: "jd its ash, join is part of the ip you goober. join dot"
Updated At: March 22, 2026, 03:57:03 AM

Message: "yo jd, alex and ash. you got this shit in the bag. anisa is a worn out slut, ice is already on her snail trail don't worry. you're the one that got vicky, best win of the whole season. she was giving everyone aerosolized HPV."
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 02:54:33 PM

Message: "JD JD JD, alex and ash here. good shit tonight, but you absolutely need to get tested when you get back, no offense, but the wicked bitch of the yeast was probably cooking up something NASTY in that cooch."
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 10:44:21 AM

Message: "JD JD JD, ash and alex here, gold clan for LIFE. Thank you for mogging on the wicked bitch of the yeast. Good shit man, thanks for not backing down, we were yelling at the cams trying to help. absolute W for the night, thanks for listening. W JD"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 10:22:47 AM

Message: "ALEX AND ASH JD, GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 10:07:09 AM

Message: "JD ITS ASH AND ALEX VICKY IS LYING AND FAKE CRYING BRO DO IT DO IT DO IT"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 10:00:16 AM

Message: "JD, Your favorite Jew has arisen. The pad is a declaration of war. Mog the fuck out of Icky Vicky."
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 09:51:07 AM

Message: "JD its Ashe and alex there is a pad in your shit you need to sheck your clothes better"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 09:45:41 AM

Message: "JD JD JD JD JD JD PLEASE GO CHECK YOUR SUITCASE VICKY PUT HER PAD IN IT"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 09:40:17 AM

Message: "A suitcase for suitcase, its finally been made even JD. sorry Vicky got locked in the closet with your stuff though theres a pad in your clothes from the yeast beast. good shit tonight"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 09:38:19 AM

Message: "JD its ashe and JEW BOY. holy shit, If this is a preview of MAY it is LUKEWARM. you gotta be known for something other than GAY DEE. You're getting MOGGED on, let loose already. gold clan OUT [whisper] faggott"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 08:04:52 AM

Message: "JD its ashe and JEW BOY. holy shit, If this is a preview of MAY it is LUKEWARM. you gotta be known for something other than GAY DEE. You're getting MOGGED on, let loose already. gold clan OUT [whisper] faggott"
Updated At: March 21, 2026, 08:02:34 AM

Message: "JD JD JD guesss whooo. Half a jar of moonshine, im outpacing vicky dont worry. also love you but you kinda vape gay. get some EEP love you 5 yall are great together, much love from ohio"
Updated At: March 20, 2026, 02:14:36 PM

Message: "jd did u bring the gaslight gatekeep girlboss shirt or nah. its late as hell gotta go to bed, alex and all the gang say good luck tomrrow."
Updated At: March 20, 2026, 01:26:49 PM

Message: "james, check out sonic temple music festival. MCR, pierce the veil, all time low, theres a huge lineup this year. its in ohio though but its 4 days and the pits are wild. saw a man crowd surfing on another man"
Updated At: March 20, 2026, 11:52:25 AM

Message: "JD, the ai art is off the hook. Theres some pretty convincing pics of you and Bezo kissing. it's angels envy and fishtank tonight. nice job throwing up vicky, fuckin lightweight. also, everyone sucking on jds vape when hes sick is wild. addicts."
Updated At: March 20, 2026, 10:44:29 AM

Message: "hey jd, make sure you keep some of your liver intact for yellowstone, good shit today. vicky has more of a drinking problem then me, god damn yeast beast. also keep them dogs out it'll help the stow ex, truuuuust me."
Updated At: March 20, 2026, 08:26:45 AM

Message: "jd its cave crew you stepped in the shit in the jacuzzi boy oh my god"
Updated At: March 19, 2026, 08:26:23 AM

Message: "Damn JD I didn't know you were THAT into piss, holy shit."
Updated At: March 19, 2026, 05:57:55 AM

Message: "JD JD JD JD, you know damn well thats not the full story. JD throws up in suitcases on straight tequila. everyone hide your clothes for the love of god! andy says hi, and nice job timing that nosebleed after the strippers"
Updated At: March 18, 2026, 10:11:05 AM

Message: "HOLY FUCK gin gin gin gin gin gin gin gimme gin gin gin gin YIPEEEEEE YIPEEEEE JD PLS GIVE GIN"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 12:05:24 PM

Message: "hey JD, cave crew, PLEASE steal some of Bashir's turquoise, he doesn't know shit about rocks, he doesn't deserve it. pull the attic cord at some point and see whats up there. Good job stirring the shit we're here for it even if Jet is a fag"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 11:52:29 AM

Message: "JD, the israel pic is you in front of your whiteboard. Niiiiiii and damn straight we're gonna make fun of the huge honkin NOSE next to you. jew jew jew jew jew"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 11:29:51 AM

Message: "Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always-delicious Taco Bell"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 07:08:18 AM

Message: "GOLD CORP RIDE OR DIE GIVE US THE MOON 2 PRESENTATION JD"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 02:12:50 AM

Message: "James Drake, I'm sure if you aim it right, you could perfectly send that gourd up Anisa's nose. I think it's just about the same width as her left nostril."
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 01:07:27 AM

Message: "The oil in your skin RUINS the crystals JD is a heathen liar and has the attention span of a toddler. iPad baby ipad baby iPad baby iPad baby vape vape iPad baby iPad baby"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 01:03:37 AM

Message: "Also JD, it is exactly who you think it is sending the gay cave messages. You should see all the ai gay art people are making it's wild. If you get raided again make sure to go for the balls"
Updated At: March 17, 2026, 01:01:16 AM

Message: "If I had a rock for every time JD hit the vape he stole, I could stone bashit like the woman he is. Also JD the cave managers are here again. For the last time please stop trying to put the stalagmites in your boyhole, it's the 5th time this month."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:57:55 PM

Message: "James, do you like caves? Asking for a friend if JD. Such a shame he defiled those poor crystals. Also [yelling] fuck you Anisa you big nose whore, take your kid to Disney or some shit"
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:46:45 PM

Message: "JD was arrested in Ohio in 2019 for assaulting a stalagmite in a cave. I've never seen a man so determined to get something into his ass. Something about the healing aura of the rock? I mean, for a tattoo idea stealer might me normal."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:43:39 PM

Message: "If yall saw what JD does to stuffed animals you wouldn't let him close to that axolotl. Also JD, my Mormon friend has that exact same tattoo! Are you guys gay together or something? Pretty cringe to steal a tattoo idea."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:41:00 PM

Message: "JD it's your dark passenger, you need to kill Bashir. Jd kill bashir jd kill bashir jd kill bashir. Scrounch him in the middle of the night with a pillow. Also, don't forget the free knives in the kitchen."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:38:13 PM

Message: "JD forget the blowfish, that axolotl has the right size hole just for you. Scrounch that plushy like it owes you money. Stay strong and ANISA can you PLEASE deviate your septum? You're using all the air in the god damn room just breathing."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:35:44 PM

Message: "Anisa you forgot to get a parking permit for that god damn 18 wheeler of a nose holy shit. Can you smell colors? I bet you're smelling all the sweaty dirty men in there. Forget the fire extinguisher just make this bitch exhale through her nose."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:30:09 PM

Message: "holy fuck [sniff] two boys unshowered for 2 days in extra roomy pants and spread all over? God damn it's probably ripe as fuck in there. Landon please wash JD's balls in the bar sink."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:26:24 PM

Message: "JD it's the cave crew and Jew boy, spread them legs farther we know you got it in you. I stayed up until 3am and you didn't even make Charity go full schizo."
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 11:02:44 PM

Message: "JD its cave girl, do NOT steal SUN TZU AGAIN holy shit. also, stop sucking up to the women chat thinks youre GAY. they're saying GAY D"
Updated At: March 16, 2026, 05:39:30 PM

Message: "JD JD JD JD you need to get BEZO's minecraft name to invite him to VIBETOWN, last of the FB, ALSO DONT MENTION JAPAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 10:14:58 PM

Message: "JD sweet dreams don't get scrounched, also you're gay and herped for using the communal vape. No more FB but we're here in spirit. Turn that mf bed AROUND"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:47:06 PM

Message: "Hey JD, your inner dark passenger, be careful with the REAL DETAILS stuff don't REVEAL YOURSELF. Wuv you and don't touch the mexico"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:36:20 PM

Message: "Only real ones kiss their dad, giratina says turn that mf bed around golden one"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:22:36 PM

Message: "Shabbat shalom, the golden ones scrounch on the throne, smashboy it up and give the Mexican your toes"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:18:57 PM

Message: "The bay harbor butcher is too smooth, those Mexican shaloms are the dark passenger"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:15:20 PM

Message: "I'm picking my pickling Mr gold stop hassling the Mexican shalom"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:12:46 PM

Message: "MR GOLD STEAL THE SYRIAN CHEESE FORM THE CAVE"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:10:24 PM

Message: "JD STEAL THE SYRIANS CHEESE FROM THE CAVES"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 08:00:33 PM

Message: "JD ITS GIRATINA STOP GETTING CLOSE TO ANISEA SHES RAN THROUGH"
Updated At: March 15, 2026, 07:23:33 PM

Source: https://api.fishtank.live/v1/tts/3c521f01-bba0-450a-8504-f35e8e584a96

Extended TTS/SFX history, including before Season 5, is attached.
 

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TheBridgeburner said:
I'm a bit of a face retard but is that Ian? Because that would be really fucking funny.
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I hope it's not actually Ian, just more freeloaders. I've been saying everywhere it might get seen by prod that they need to deploy 3 to 5 freeloaders into the house in rapid succession. I just want more people in the tank, more chaos MORE CHAOS
 
SenorKrinkle said:
I hope it's not actually Ian, just more freeloaders. I've been saying everywhere it might get seen by prod that they need to deploy 3 to 5 freeloaders into the house in rapid succession. I just want more people in the tank, more chaos MORE CHAOS
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Yeah, plus I guess they already said they didn't want any guys from previous seasons. Not that a wigger's word is much to go by.
 
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