Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

[deeman]

Why does he keep looking like a miserable shit in his pictures? His mouth looks like he's doing some weird exaggerated frown.

Gravity took it's toll on our hero.

 

[Count Olaf]

"Doggone it! Removed ONCE by having My NAME, Celebrity-Classified, In the Listing's Title! Removed Again for having a LINK to my Facebook in the Description! Third Time WILL be the Charm or Bust! If you want Identification; look to my eBay Profile Page; Fresh Photograph of myself, the Original Artist, with the Same Drawing, for my Profile's Photo. Please ReBid Now!!!"

"Celebrity Classified"

Hmm, he's just throwing out loads of new CWCisms isn't he?

"Charm or Bust?"

. . . .Yeah, bust. It'll be a complete bust, and then we'll all bust out laughing. And look, he's asking for rebids. You heard the manchild 4chan, start the re-re-bids!

 

[SmugTomato]

Spoiler

You guys know what to do.

Edit: He's taken off Buy it Now. The smart thing to do would have been to reduce the BiN price to $50 the first time he reposted it instead of increasing the price 5x.

 

[Anustart]

Yes, obviously the problem was that he needed to further clarify that he is the True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler. That's what went wrong. I'm sure everything will go smoothly now that that's been amended

 

[FatNero]

So Barb's dress or did he buy one from the salvation army?

 

[Pikonic]

Spoiler

You guys know what to do.

Edit: He's taken off Buy it Now. The smart thing to do would have been to reduce the BiN price to $50 the first time he reposted it instead of increasing the price 5x.

Or just have it BiN only, sell it for 50-100 and actually get paid.

 

[Count Olaf]

Spoiler

You guys know what to do.

Edit: He's taken off Buy it Now. The smart thing to do would have been to reduce the BiN price to $50 the first time he reposted it instead of increasing the price 5x.

Of course he did...He's not going to settle for a low price. He's seen how high the number went and his greed took over. He thinks his picture is worth tens of thousands of dollars, and he wont settle for anything less.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Also in the the world of celebrity auctions, "Britain's Most Dangerous Man" Charles Bronson is auctioning some of his artwork.

http://m.northamptonchron.co.uk/new...ngs-to-help-send-his-mum-on-holiday-1-6093740

Bronson is serving life in prison, and has spent 36 years in solitary confinement due to his violent tendencies.

His art will probably sell for £500-1000 a piece, and he'll use the money to send his mum on holiday.

Nice to see there are still some rational, generous celebrity artists out there...

 

[Anustart]

While the artist's reputation can affect the price quite a lot more than anything else, there's something to be said for something being able to last. Computer paper will go yellow a lot quicker than something made of higher quality material. To be fair, I don't know of anyone who really wants his art for posterity, but if he was at all serious about the quality of his own art, and wants it to actually last a while, he'd use something better.

Going yellow is a rite of passage for everything in Chris's house, he probably thinks that's supposed to happen.

 

[Le Bateleur]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...68896946.64983.100002534669114&type=1&theater


And if ANYONE DOUBTS ME AGAIN, please inform them that I AM the original Artist, Creator, And I AM the same person selling this very art piece!!!

Ye gods. It's like if the guy that shot John Lennon had decided to just cosplay as him instead...

 

[Count Olaf]

Just had to. There's probably going to be a bunch of better once, but I thought I'd just stick to something simple.

Spoiler

 

[SmugTomato]

Or just have it BiN only, sell it for 50-100 and actually get paid.

You put it better than I did.

 

[exball]

At least fatty did free shipping this time.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Doggone it! Removed ONCE by having My NAME, Celebrity-Classified, In the Listing's Title! Removed Again for having a LINK to my Facebook in the Description! Third Time WILL be the Charm or Bust! If you want Identification; look to my eBay Profile Page; Fresh Photograph of myself, the Original Artist, with the Same Drawing, for my Profile's Photo. Please ReBid Now!!!"

"Celebrity Classified"

Hmm, he's just throwing out loads of new CWCisms isn't he?

"Charm or Bust?"

. . . .Yeah, bust. It'll be a complete bust, and then we'll all bust out laughing. And look, he's asking for rebids. You heard the manchild 4chan, start the re-re-bids!

I love the "Celebrity Classified" bit. Chris' name is becoming something of an unholy word on the internet - Wikipedia filter for it and related CWCisms, now it seems eBay are blocking it from listing titles.

It's like a real-world, lame version of the Candyman - say The Name too often and a horde of materialise and

 

[Lalala]

And here I thought I'd discovered CWC too late to see anything new

 

[LegoTugboat]

At least fatty did free shipping this time.

Only have to pay a grand for it. Probably be cheaper to have it flown over by chartered jet.

 

[OtterParty]

I'm terrible at photoshop

I still ain't bovvered

 

[Le Bateleur]

Could someone shoop the "blank Chris with blank frame" picture so that he's holding one of his childhood photos where he looks so cheery and hopeful?
Can't do it on mobile, and am lazy...

 

[Lalala]

Just a quick play around cos I couldn't resist

Edit: Oops, double post, my bad ^_^;

 

[LegoTugboat]

He looks a bit like the ugly stepmother from Snow White.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the prettiest creator of them all?"