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[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

 

[HARDSTYLEFISH]

Good grief, this reminds me of my old job.

Tho honestly, I prefer rubbing shitstains off the walls compared to the fucking needles. Believe or not, but I don't wanna your HIV or whatever small goblin there is in the needle hole waiting for my hand.

 

[Squanto Airi]

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Troonish idiosyncrasies indeed
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This pisses me off unreasonably so. Sorry no tax, it would just be a repost.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The website is unfortunately made by a troon and therefore has a few troonish idiosyncrasies, but List Animals Until Failure is genuinely pretty fun and challenging.

81 bitches! Beat that score.
No, naming dinosaurs isnt cheating.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The website is unfortunately made by a troon and therefore has a few troonish idiosyncrasies, but List Animals Until Failure is genuinely pretty fun and challenging.

It accepts orange as an animal.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

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But doing your laundry and the laundry of others who don't help out is a pain the arsh

 

[<3 norafawn]

View attachment 8771844I found the horse version of slobber mutt

Holy shit nigger you may have just solved the 2000 year-old mystery of the Roman dodecahedron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron#Purpose

 

[McMitch]

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81 bitches! Beat that score.
No, naming dinosaurs isnt cheating.

I constantly got sabotaged by my phone’s fucking autocorrect.

Additionally:

Nigger, “tortoise” and “turtle” have been cut and dry as discrete animals in English since before there was more than one English.

 

[Hamstirer]

Holy shit nigger you may have just solved the 2000 year-old mystery of the Roman dodecahedron.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron#Purpose

Haha, We did It!
I am absolutely confirming that it is a food toy for autistic critters and nobody will will tell otherwise.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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I constantly got sabotaged by my phone’s fucking autocorrect.

Additionally:
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Nigger, “tortoise” and “turtle” have been cut and dry as discrete animals in English since before there was more than one English.

Not my score, showed it to an autistic friend and he mogged me

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

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Not my score, showed it to an autistic friend and he mogged me

autistic friend is a furry based on the animals alone

tax:

 

[sunky]

 

[Elite Kipchak]

The website is unfortunately made by a troon and therefore has a few troonish idiosyncrasies, but List Animals Until Failure is genuinely pretty fun and challenging.

there are some seriously bullshit answers on this. if you won't let me count bison and buffalo, then you don't get to let me count african elephant and indian elephant. definitely reeks of troon autism. also you can name shit that doesn't have a soul like bugs, and extinct stuff. gay all around imo.

 

[McMitch]

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Not my score, showed it to an autistic friend and he mogged me

there are some seriously bullshit answers on this. if you won't let me count bison and buffalo, then you don't get to let me count african elephant and indian elephant. definitely reeks of troon autism. also you can name shit that doesn't have a soul like bugs, and extinct stuff. gay all around imo.
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I did one more run, both on my computer and knowing a bit better how the game works:


Specific animals usurp their more generic terms. So the "bison/buffalo" dichotomy works better when you enter that latter as "water buffalo." It's definitely troon autism in that as long as there is a different scientific classification, it will count as a different animal. Occasionally you'll get snark at the end regarding stuff like "dogs vs dingoes." The person who made this is probably super interesting at parties.

 

[Chromeo]

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I am so fucking annoyed at some of the distinctions

Spoiler: my list, alphabetized. 276[/SPOILER

Aardvark
Adder
Albatross
Alligator
Alpaca
Anglerfish
Ankylosaurus
Ant Replaced by more specific Carpenter ant
Anteater
Antelope
Aphid
Armadillo
Bat Replaced by more specific Vampire bat
Bear Replaced by more specific Giant panda
Beaver
Bee Replaced by more specific Honey bee
Beetle Replaced by more specific Ladybug/ladybird/ladybeetle
Bison
Black bear
Blue-footed booby
Bluebird
Boa constrictor
Bobcat
Brontosaurus
Brown bear
Butterfly Replaced by more specific Greta oto
Camel
Capybara
Carpenter ant
Cat
Chicken
Chinchilla
Clownfish
Cobra
Cockatiel
Cockatoo Replaced by more specific Cockatiel
Coelacanth
Coral
Coral snake
Cougar
Coyote
Crappie
Crocodile
Crow
Desert rain frog
Dodo
Dog
Dolphin
Donkey
Dragonfly
Duck
Dugong
Eagle
Echidna
Electric eel
Elephant
Elk
Emu
Falcon
Fennec fox
Ferret
Finch
Flamingo
Flounder
Flying squirrel
Fox Replaced by more specific Fennec fox
Frog Replaced by more specific Toad
Garter snake
Gazelle
Giant squid
Giraffe Replaced by more specific Reticulated giraffe
Glass frog
Goat
Goose
Gorilla
Grasshopper
Gray squirrel Replaced by more specific Eastern gray squirrel
Great horned owl
Greater kudu
Groundhog
Grouper
Grouse
Guinea pig
Guppy
Hagfish
Hammerhead shark
Hamster
Hawk
Hedgehog
Homo erectus
Homo habilis
Hornet
Horse
Horseshoe crab
Hummingbird
Iguana
Jaguar
Jerboa
Jumping spider
Kangaroo
Koala
Koi
Lemur
Leopard
Lesser kudu
Liger
Lion
Llama
Lobster
Loris
Lynx Replaced by more specific Bobcat
Macaque
Manatee
Maned wolf
Mantis
Marmoset
Meerkat
Mink
Mongoose Replaced by more specific Meerkat
Monkey Replaced by more specific Macaque
Moose
Moray eel Replaced by more specific Ribbon eel
Mosquito
Moth
Mountain goat
Mule
Muskrat
Neanderthal
Octopus Replaced by more specific Grimpoteuthis
Ostrich
Otter Replaced by more specific North American river otter
Owl Replaced by more specific Western barn owl
Pangolin
Pelican
Penguin
Perch
Pig
Pika
Piranha
Platypus
Plesiosaur
Polar bear
Porcupine
Porpoise
Prairie dog
Quagga
Quail
Rabbit
Raccoon
Rainbow trout
Rattlesnake
Raven
Red panda
Red squirrel
Red-eared slider
Reticulated giraffe
Rhinoceros
Ribbon eel
Salamander
Sand dollar
Scarlet macaw
Scorpion
Sea anemone
Sea cucumber
Sea slug
Sea turtle
Shark Replaced by more specific Hammerhead shark
Sheep
Shrew
Skunk
Snake Replaced by more specific Rattlesnake
Spider Replaced by more specific Tarantula
Squid
Starfish
Stegosaurus
Stingray
Stoat
Sugar glider
Sun bear
Swordfish
Tarantula
Termite
Three-toed sloth
Thylacine
Tick
Tiger
Toad
Tortoise
Tree frog
Tuna
Tyrannosaurus rex
Vampire bat
Vole
Wolf
Wombat
Worm
Yak
Zebra
ammonite → Ammonoidea
angel fish → Pterophyllum
anole → Dactyloidae Replaced by more specific Anolis carolinensis
anubis → Anubis (beetle)
asian lady beetle → Harmonia axyridis
asp → Aspius aspius
barn owl → Western barn owl
black squirrel → Eastern gray squirrel
black widow → Latrodectus mactans
blackbird → Common blackbird
blue macaw → Spix's macaw
bluejay → Blue jay
boar → Wild boar
box turtle → Common box turtle
budgie → Budgerigar
bullfrog → American bullfrog
carp → Enteromius eburneensis
cave fish → Lucifuga simile
chimp → Chimpanzee
cod → Atlantic cod
cory → Corydoras
cow → Cattle
crab → Cancer pagurus
cricket → Cricket (insect)
daddy long legs → Opiliones
dogfish → Scyliorhinidae
drain fly → Psychodidae
dumbo octopus → Grimpoteuthis
fruit fly → Drosophila melanogaster
fugu → Takifugu
glasswing butterfly → Greta oto
gnu → Wildebeest
gold fish → Goldfish
grackle → Common grackle
green anole → Anolis carolinensis
herring → Atlantic herring
hippo → Hippopotamus
homo denisova → Denisovan
homo florensis → Homo floresiensis
homo sapiens → Human
honeybee → Honey bee
horse fly → Tabanidae
ibex → Alpine ibex
jellyfish → Scyphozoa (true jellyfish)
jumping mouse → Zapodidae (jumping mice)
katydid → Tettigoniidae
king snake → Kingsnake
kiwi → Kiwi (bird)
ladybug → Ladybug/ladybird/ladybeetle Replaced by more specific Harmonia axyridis
leaf sheep → Costasiella kuroshimae
lice → Louse
lightning bug → Firefly
mole → European mole
morpho → Morpho (genus)
mouse → Mus (typical mice)
mudshark → Spiny dogfish
musk ox → Muskox
panda → Giant panda
peacock → Peafowl
pegasus → Pegasus (fish)
pigeon → Dove/Pigeon
ping pong tree sponge → Chondrocladia concrescens
plecostomus → Pterygoplichthys gibbiceps
pom pom crab → Lybia
pterodactyl → Pterosaur
rainbow fish → Rainbow cale
rat → Rattus (typical rats)
red wing blackbird → Red-winged blackbird
river otter → North American river otter
robin → American robin
salmon → Atlantic salmon
sardine → European pilchard
sea sponge → Sponge Replaced by more specific Chondrocladia concrescens
shrimp → Caridea (true shrimp)
titmouse → Baeolophus
trout → Brown trout
unicorn → Unicorn (spider)
yellow finch → Sicalis

It's so smug and pedantic half the time:

like why the fuck would it include Mule and Liger but not Zedonk??
Things like THIS pissed me off so much:

Buffalo are bison, deer are moose, toads are frogs, and tortoises are turtles, BUT OH OKAY DUGONGS AND MANATEES IS WHERE WE DRAW THE FUCKING LINE APPARENTLY

and I'm apparently not the only one mad about the buffalo/bison thing (they're DIFFERENT!!!) because when the game ended, it gave me this screen:

"eeh since they're colloquially known as buffalo they're the same animal--" NO THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, RETARD
anyway these responses were kind of funny:

and it not only let you name extinct animals, but also hominids for some reason, so I cheesed it and named every dinosaur and hominid ancestor I could think of.

I wasn't 100% sure what a "troonish idiosyncracy" would be in this kind of game but yeah, I see it now. I'm pretty impressed I got so many animals, though I know I missed a bunch (and got a few 'cause of the pedantry like "eeeeh lesser or greater kudu" fuck off but thanks for the free animal)

 

[Chromeo]

Yeah, he's very opinionated about certain animals.

oh my god forgive my doublepost but I'm ltierally SO enraged, SNAILS ARE NOT SLUGS AND CHIPMUNKS ARE NOT SQUIRRELS WHAT THE FUCK

 

[McMitch]

oh my god forgive my doublepost but I'm ltierally SO enraged, SNAILS ARE NOT SLUGS AND CHIPMUNKS ARE NOT SQUIRRELS WHAT THE FUCK

If it’s a generic term than he defaults them together. I betcha “cone snail” and “banana slug” each count. You have to take the mentality of Wikipedia-fueled autistic pedantry.

 

[Blasterisk]

apropos of nothing

 

[JJLiautaud]

Yeah, he's very opinionated about certain animals.

Spoiler: More

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Also, it's been giving me this rendering bug recently where the background is the previous tab for some reason. It didn't do that when I discovered it a few weeks ago, and it's always been buggy about replacing text with new text.
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Eugh.
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I play metazooa 20 guesses and your hints are only clade names


Sample gamplay
Also fuck fish cladistics all my homies hate fish cladistics