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WHOA holy shit it jumped from 900 to NINE THOUSAND in a matter of minutes! This is absolutely hilarious, number 4 might go down pretty quickly too at this rate.
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It never fails to amaze me how Chris always manages to take the exact opposite action to the one required.Wow. He really is an idiot. He gets angry and throws logic to the wind. "It didn't sell when it was $100 or $500...I KNOW! Now it is $1,000. Mwahaha! Now they will have to spend even more money for my art! That will teach 'em."
He really is on another planet.
Why does he even bother giving the bid a week at a time? Doesn't he want a buyer NOW NOW NOW NOW?$590 with 12 bids, currently. 6+ days to go.
He needs to actually take care of his hair. He honestly thinks his hair looks like this:Chris has a nice unibrow in that pic. Damn he needs a decent haircut.
Why does he even bother giving the bid a week at a time? Doesn't he want a buyer NOW NOW NOW NOW?
He needs to actually take care of his hair. He honestly thinks his hair looks like this:
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But it doesn't look like that, it looks terrible. He doesn't even brush it, for god's sake!
Whenever Chris looks in the mirror (or closes his eyes for that matter) he sees something like... this:
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Ah, I see the weens have woken up! Remember to tuck your pant legs into your socks, people!WHOA holy shit it jumped from 900 to NINE THOUSAND in a matter of minutes! This is absolutely hilarious, number 4 might go down pretty quickly too at this rate.
Honestly, I think they've been doing that for a while now. We noticed a couple of months ago Barb and Chris were sharing the same style of watchband, and also the pair of glasses Barb was wearing in the "You're Always Beautiful" had a blue nosepiece, very similar to what Chris made for his glasses when he sat on 'em.Do him and barb just share their clothes now?
Whenever Chris looks in the mirror (or closes his eyes for that matter) he sees something like... this:
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And then he gets the most awkward boner...![]()
(shudders) Nobody would ever get horny again. I think that nuns could use that in the classroom to ensure that all of their students remain celibate.
Here's my very quick and dirty version of the photo, taken from the colored version Pickle Man made:
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(It's Chris's entry into the yearly Swamp Ass Contest.)
It really looks like one of those sorry ass dresses in my size. Oh Chris, can't afford Lane Bryant or Torrid?
This was of course BEFORE the fire, so yeah, I would totally assume he and Barb were trading nasty, smoke-scented clothing they were able to salvage.
Or other family-friendly, quality shows:Brr... that sounds like something you'd see people do in one of those stereotypical chick shows like Gilmore Girls. Only very, very creepy and bug-ridden.
Considering Chris likes those types of shows and that he considers him self a fun and flirty tomgirl, it really does sound like something he would do.Brr... that sounds like something you'd see people do in one of those stereotypical chick shows like Gilmore Girls. Only very, very creepy and bug-ridden.
Surely someone put a shill bid in, unless its Golden Palace Casino they always buy crazy shit at auctions. But I think it is more the former vs the latter. If Golden Palace did that, Chris would get so much media attention from it; it wouldn't be funny and he would think that he was a master artist and continue producing Sonichu