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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He really has a couple of lines he loves to endlessy repeat during and after altercations, and between him getting riled up easily by TTS and him loving to talk for long stretches, there is little room for anything else for Alex.
Even when other people tried to spur him on to do other things, like the fake mobile game, the ghost story or the magic show he gives up at what seems to be 10 second tops.
Its unlike anything ive ever seen. Hes either severly demented, or on an incredible amount of uppers.

As im typing this he is once again singing a whole new world, this time with lyrics about James being gay. So a double repeat in a sense.
he's a VERY special kind of retarded and raised terribly, I might stay up all night just so I don't miss the morning activities this is going to be good. I hope he doesn't leave. I need him to get his shit rocked by Drake, Bashir, and Landon. Not at the same time, but at different times.

"Alex Yapped"
 
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I was wondering who this guy reminded me of, he's a deadringer for Superhans from Peep Show aka Matt King.
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he's a VERY special kind of retarded and raised terribly, I might stay up all night just so I don't miss the morning activities this is going to be good. I hope he doesn't leave. I need him to get his shit rocked by Drake, Bashir, and Landon. Not at the same time, but at different times.

"Alex Yapped"
He's 100% not going to box Drake. He's one of those guys that thinks it's tuff to brag about "real fighting" and will use it as an excuse to not box because "gloves are pussy shit". He knows he would get fucked up and can't risk the hit to his ego. Similar thing happened when he fought simbal but he learned his lesson to never put his money where his mouth is.
 
Are they actually raking in this much through TTS?
Alex gets a lot of really brutal ones, but Happy Birthday makes him leave rooms entirely.

 
Is Alex B the one doing the absolute worst post-tank? Most of the ones I can think of have either done better or their situation didn't change much at all. He seems like he has certifiably crashed (more) ever since.
I think he is yeah. I guess there was that girl from bitch tank who went to jail or Seth, but before famous house alex was apparently years sober. He has admitted to relapsing since, which is pretty obvious based on that one spin off stream, though I do think he's still a good showman sober. That being said, he could easily have been lying about his long term sobriety on Season 3. He seems to act no different sober or not. He's an all timer fish no doubt about it.
 
TTS is 248 fishbucks right now, which is the equivalent of around $24-27 dollars I think.

Alex has been in the house for 5 or 6 hours now? Lets say the average TTS is 15 seconds that's like 1,440 TTS that has been sent since Alex has gotten there (if my retard math is correct). That's like $34,000 dollars worth of TTS.
 
He's 100% not going to box Drake. He's one of those guys that thinks it's tuff to brag about "real fighting" and will use it as an excuse to not box because "gloves are pussy shit". He knows he would get fucked up and can't risk the hit to his ego. Similar thing happened when he fought simbal but he learned his lesson to never put his money where his mouth is.
I think he's just going clocked by someone, without gloves
 
Is Alex B the one doing the absolute worst post-tank? Most of the ones I can think of have either done better or their situation didn't change much at all. He seems like he has certifiably crashed (more) ever since.
I think Alex is doing the best post-Fishtank. He's set up to inherit $190 million in 2 years if he's to be believed (I remember in season 3 trying to fact check a lot of his claims and for the most part he was never lying. He did play CS 1.6 at a high level, his dad was a really rich guy who passed away, his mom does live in a luxury condo in Kentucky and he does have pet monkeys).

The guy is the epitome of life not being fair. He got dealt a great hand in life, but he's playing that hand terribly. Regardless, he's doing the best post-Fishtank.
 
TTS is 248 fishbucks right now, which is the equivalent of around $24-27 dollars I think.

Alex has been in the house for 5 or 6 hours now? Lets say the average TTS is 15 seconds that's like 1,440 TTS that has been sent since Alex has gotten there (if my retard math is correct). That's like $34,000 dollars worth of TTS.
And thats just the room(s) that Alex is in, im sure people are sending the twins TTS too
 
I think Alex is doing the best post-Fishtank. He's set up to inherit $190 million in 2 years if he's to be believed (I remember in season 3 trying to fact check a lot of his claims and for the most part he was never lying. He did play CS 1.6 at a high level, his dad was a really rich guy who passed away, his mom does live in a luxury condo in Kentucky and he does have pet monkeys).

The guy is the epitome of life not being fair. He got dealt a great hand in life, but he's playing that hand terribly. Regardless, he's doing the best post-Fishtank.
Even wealthy families have failsons.
 
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