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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Last night was the first time I just turned the stream off and didn't bother watching. The constant repeat screaming of the same shit over and over by some retard on uppers is unbearable. Every time i'd tab back to check it was just camera man looking at Alex as he screams the same thing AGAIN. do you people really enjoy this?
Yes.


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Last night was the first time I just turned the stream off and didn't bother watching. The constant repeat screaming of the same shit over and over by some retard on uppers is unbearable. Every time i'd tab back to check it was just camera man looking at Alex as he screams the same thing AGAIN. do you people really enjoy this?
Correct, nigga. DarkBen was my personal favorite.


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FACT CHECK: Did Burt win Season 3?

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Interestingly enough, these AI summaries for Josie and TJ also say who they defeated or that they won prize money but don't explicitly call them winners of the season.

Burt is trying to correct the record and r*dditors are encouraging him to show up to the house to defend his crown.
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Not to relitigate the one of the perennial lame meta discussions about the show, but I love Burt and want to see him return.
 
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This fags been told to go on patrol(He's a cop), and talk to Antara, and that Antara is still waiting, and he's just been spazzing at TTS and slowly looking through his bag for like 2 hours.

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"You looking for the shower?" Emma's attempt to steer the retard fails.
 
I wish people were still logging who has which job. I don't know what the fuck "Smell Scientist" or "Monkey King" are supposed to mean. I tried recording confessional all morning but my DUMBASS once again clicked delete instead of save
 
Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They'Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're goingOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to spacOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to space
This drunk retard may be on to something. @Luty made some observations. Jet gave the twins a mission to help him get to his spaceship to get home.

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You can’t assume all of this is new money coming in. People make fishbucks through stoax.
There was 600k in tokens in the community prior to Season 5. Everyone knows the actual profit generating activity is purchasing tokens, but we can't track that. We track the consumption because its a way of determining its exit from the pool of tokens and it gives attribution to a season or activity on the site.
 
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Fun little joke the twins did, as I'm sure he'll realize.

Drake: How'd you sleep?
Bongo: I've slept probably best I've slept so far
Bingo: Yeah I slept great
Monkey King utterly mogging the fishs' sleep
 
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Did Alex just spray himself with hairspray and deodorant instead of taking a shower or did he shower when I wasn't paying attention? Because I expect it's the former.
 
TTS is telling him "the meth he's looking for is in his sock", I was wondering what he was looking for and I forgot that Jet and Ben took something from his luggage the night before until now... he's genuinely looking for his pills lmfao.
 
TTS is telling him "the meth he's looking for is in his sock", I was wondering what he was looking for and I forgot that Jet and Ben took something from his luggage the night before until now... he's genuinely looking for his pills lmfao.
it was Ben that tts'd that lmao
 
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