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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Seems like the fish are having a hard time coming up with clip ideas, as an idea to jump off(!!!) the balcony is shot down by production.

Most recent one. Bashir called it "Mog"
he's so precious with the Twins

 
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Boring bitch Binx with nothing to offer on her shit stream. She barely speaks. Burt is not much better, I cannot even be bothered to watch any more of them sit in silence for the most part.

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Basically all of the former fish are dogshit at streaming and just sit there in silence. Trish and Tayleigh of all people are the only ones I can think of that are interactive and personable even if you aren't paypigging. Most of them end up with a fortress of autistic orbiters built up around them too so that makes their streams even more unbearable.
 
the 2 hour crashout arrival of alex B vs landon was funny as hell yesterday he just kept talking like a train wreck
the psychic twins bit was interesting to me with their 'mindmeld' on alex B but who knows what they said to make him freak out, something about the moon and a crescent

I sold my JDRA and bought ALXB
I think some portion of the audience hates him but i think he's entertaining

Meanwhile, Laura is the GOAT at improv acting
she's been very good, both at antagonizing people and trying to calm alex B down
she asked AlexB "Whats more important, talking to the camera, or talking to me :) ?" and he just goes "Well the content. The camera for sure."

later, he's in the bar with landon and asks him if it would look cooler to dive off the balcony from below or from above for the viral clip challenge. someone from production gets on announcer and tells him "yeah there's no way you're allowed to do that"
 
Binx is watching live and has superimposed her facecam over Laura.
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re: Laura's performance, it's impressive how close she got her mannerism's to Binx's despite having not watched S3 and being given only basic details by Jet. She's the best freeloader ever.
You say that like binx has a unique personality. Naw nigga you can get crates of boring BPD bitches like her in the back of a Walmart.

Laura's is killing it though.
 
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