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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Twins said during the walking challenge that they wished they could have been the ones to do the challenge because they don’t own a car and walk to places all the time at home. Imagine driving down an Arizona desert highway and you see the Twins standing there giving out a side quest to get their drawing back from some bandits holed up in the mountains. Anyway, I want the twins to win so they can pay their rent and get a car.
 
RefreshingPotatoChip said:
Don’t think he can say the same about Landon.
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I think Landon could be very funny as long as he had a handler to put him in the right situations. Many moons ago there was this show called An Idiot Abroad where Ricky Gervais flew his colleague Karl Pilkington around the world to partake in different cultural experiences. Something similar with Landon would be a joy to watch because he's lived such an insulated lifestyle, but is still open enough to new experiences.
 
There's a QR code as part of the queue in the dining room. It goes to https://www.stickermule.com/fishtank
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We have had two mathematically perfect freeloaders this season.

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We are so blessed to be witnessing the true beauty of the male form.
 
Laura and Blane upset at Kody for sweeping the pile of cardboard outside (the dumpster is right outside this door) instead of recycling it.
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Blane “Emma if you’re watching this, I think I gave you the incorrect number”
 
Alex B messages on his Discord.

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  • @everyone 51 hours of footage on my second phone
  • Behind the scenes, it’s gonna be great. I’m gonna show you all the real honesty of the way I was treated. It was really cool. Do you know how much I got paid absolutely fucking nothing. I got dropped off at a hotel with no vacancy at four in the morning.
  • Going live now I actually got ran up on by two fans. They asked for a selfie him and his girl he even tried to pull a slide one and take a video of the text.
    I was already invited back on. I will post them. I don’t care. I got paid zero for season three I’m getting paid zero for this.
  • And in my text message, I said no I will never come back to your fucking show. I’m just being honest about to go live. They can keep their money. They’re offering to send me. I don’t want it.
  • But there’s a big surprise don’t worry I guess the Fish Tank wasn’t fucking strong enough to hold the monkey king I had a second phone. You all wanna see some fun footage. I have every single fucking thing that went down. I saw it in my backpack. I told Bill this. Because they will not ever make me out to be a liar.
  • I’m done with it. They always try to set enemies against me. I didn’t wanna handle little tiger or whatever but they keep pushing me and then they literally didn’t even give me a place to sleep. They literally dropped me off at an extended. Stay an Uber with absolutely no front desk or vacancy go live on Instagram for this one. I’m mobile I’m waiting on my Uber to get a hotel.
  • Thank you, brother seriously means the world to me

    But if I end up being forced to release this footage, a lot of people will hate me, but it’s just the truth if people would rather hear fake shit and lies. Keep doing that shit if you want truth and what really happens I’ve got 51 hours of pure footage.

    And if they say they weren’t gonna invite me back, I can show you that text to see I don’t lie. I even told him to keep their five fucking thousand dollars other people made more than that on season three I’ve made these motherfuckers damn near million dollars.

    And they always fuck with me and I hated what happened with Landon like I said he’s cool as fuck but why they made him get my face and shit and I handle the wrong very fast

    That faggots Drake was next. He just didn’t need the Muslim and Landon in the middle while I’m pissed face drunk. I gave that fucking faggot every reason in the book.

    I just can’t believe how deceiving people are, but like I said, the first lie, I hear all truth will be revealed unedited never ever skipping and always straightforward
  • They literally sent me to a hotel with no fucking vacancy or are you going to front desk? It was an extended stay. I don’t know why they wanted to book me for two nights. If they lie about that, I’ll just prove it with the fact. More rather a video screenshots whatever you need all I ask is they be professional and pay me. They had the audacity to say who paid you on magic stars though oh really you did you mean iron $68,000 and gave you all 34,000 of it that must’ve been such hard work for you.

    And yes, I did say this I don’t want back on your fucking show ever again. Word for Word and I don’t.

    I’m done with the Fish Tank community. It is way too fake. I will continue streaming, but I’m done with the whole Fish Tank world.

    And the worst thing about it for real as I couldn’t believe it. I wanted to talk to binx. I did. Everyone thinks what they think about me thinking they know my relationship status they know nothing. Zero. I think it’s pretty fucking obvious at this point. But she told me she wasn’t in on that diamond thing. And then that diamond thing said the whole house was in on it. And the reason I know is because she wasn’t even really scared. It was like an act. I feel lied to him betrayed again, but of course once again no one ever ever ever ever is honest or real with me. They use me for something. It’s been this way my whole life.

    Thank you you guys who have supported me during all of this, but I won’t be doing any more. Fish Tank streams. Like ever I’ll be streaming I will succeed on ambitious and I have what it takes. That much is obvious. But I am fucking so sad it had to end this way. I literally was putting duct tape on my own mouth to show my respect they tried to say you can’t say the keyword oh really but it’s OK for people to tell me they’re gonna rape me all night and stuff. I’m gonna wake up to this in that constantly reminded about my father death all that shit and well I’ll just say this I’m Atlanta

    I’m not leaving either not for a couple days so if they are professionals about it, everything is cool if not, they can keep their fucking money and I’ll just show you what the real shit like

    Thank you for those who supported me. I’m so sorry. End of this way. I’m very very very sorry. All I wanna do is have fun, but no one will ever ever ever let me in this community and it’s just not good for me. I don’t enjoy seeing people fail. I don’t like having to constantly fucking fight people who are actually cool people, but they wanna make a name for themselves and then they fucking lose as always. o7. I’ll be streaming from Atlanta. I can’t promise what happens next. I’m sure a lot of people will hate me but as long as they hold up their end of the bargain, they can keep their secrets in the reality show but I will not be duped again.
 
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Look At You said:
I think Landon could be very funny as long as he had a handler to put him in the right situations. Many moons ago there was this show called An Idiot Abroad where Ricky Gervais flew his colleague Karl Pilkington around the world to partake in different cultural experiences. Something similar with Landon would be a joy to watch because he's lived such an insulated lifestyle, but is still open enough to new experiences.
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one of my favorite K.P moments was the story about him going to some spiritual leg rubber who told him to focus on his toe. Ricky asked him to clarify and Karl came out with “even though my eyes were closed i was still trying to use them”

He was trying to see through his own eyelids lmao
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Frank shitting on Aryeh in FT chat, not realizing he's been acting just like him all season obsessing over not being invited.
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If I were Jet I would definitely not put Frank on with how gay he's been acting. The only former fish who spends more time in chat is Tayleigh.
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Frank is easily the most desperate to get back on the show that any figure has ever been, at this point it feels just Jet is just cold shouldering him intentionally to fuck with him and its working pretty well
 
Idea:
Frank comes back, but his only goal is to be the "dad that stepped up" for the twins. He treats James like a deadbeat absent father, criticizing all of his parenting decisions.

"Pissing and puking all over the house? Physically manhandling women? Shoving and bullying an innocent junkie? Trying to sleep with the house hooker? No job, no being a role model, just drinking around the house? What's wrong with you man?"

He starts staging fire drills for "safety", exercise routines, "healthy" eating (hot dogs and spinach or whatever), and so on. Just a total narrative nuisance with authority given to him by production, so they can't just physically assault him into leaving. It would be waaaaay more funny than just throwing bags around and shit. The sole exception being when he takes Drake's shit and "packs his bags" for him, chucking them outside lol
 
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