Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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Today I learned how to use layer masks in GIMP. I'm still bad at it!

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Also thanks to DrJoshii for finding the drawing colorization.

Possible alternate color scheme:
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Suppose there is a ridiculously wealthy guy who doesn't know anything about art. He decides he wants to hang a few pieces of art on the wall of his penthouse, but has no idea what to get and doesn't have the interest to figure it out.

He decides "I'll just go on eBay and spend a few thousand dollars on some pieces that people seem to be interested in". He buys the Sonichu drawing, glancing briefly at the grainy black and white photo and thinks "Meh, other people seem to like it", and buys it.

A week later he opens the mail and sees child's drawing, drawn with magic markers, on a plain piece of printer paper.

He is outraged. He tries to complain to Chris, but receives only incoherent responses in return. He does the only thing he can think of, he makes a series of ranting youtube videos. He comes across as a buffoon, and becomes the internet's greatest lolcow. He instantly attracts the full attention of all trolls and Christorians, who leave Chris behind to live his life in piece. Chris finally gets his wish of piece from the trolls, and is able to finally find a stable job, a clean and healthy home, and a sweetheart.

Ladies and gentleman, I am pretty confident posting this drawing on eBay will solve all of his problems. It has been nice knowing you, fellow Christorians.
 
So my students are all in the library working and I (FOR SOME REASON) decided to drop in on this thread. I got to "turducken of derp" before losing it, cracking up in front of everyone, having to close the laptop and walk away. I'm going to get fired and it's all your fault you horrible dicks.
 
Well his screwed-up screwy vocabulary has made some pretty entertaining CWCisms over the years, has it not?

True...

Is it just me or has Chris stopped swearing so much in his posts? I know that originally Chris wouldn't swear at all but the DANG DIRTY TROLLS led him to swear but know he seems to have stopped again. Or is it just me?
 
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I can just imagine the level of frustration Fatty must be feeling right now, as he sees all his Lego hopes just outside his reach.

All the money is just sitting there waiting to spent on a Lego buying spree if it wasn't for those damn dirty trolls who keep messing up his E-bay auctions. Thousands of dollars could buy a lot of temporary happiness for our sad lonely man-child.
 
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